Archive for May, 2007

Star: Best and Worst Beach Bodies

May 29th, 2007 by Rian | 63 Comments | Filed in Miscellaneous Celebrities, Tabloid Magazines

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Just an FYI - there are other stories in this magazine that I will post and/or scan a bit later on today…

Star Magazine sure had some interesting choices for some of their “Best and Worst” bodies this time around. For instance, Kate Hudson was voted “Worst secret sagginess” where the article claimed her tummy sags. We’ve seen plenty of photographic evidence proving otherwise. The picture in the magazine is clearly photoshopped.

Also, the “Best hot housewife bod” went to Nicollette Sheridan. I don’t agree with that choice - I’d choose Eva Longoria for that instead. And personally, I don’t think Cameron Diaz has the best bikini body.

Here is a partial rundown of who won what category:

  • Best Tattooed Bod - Pink
  • Best Booty-shakin’ Bod - Rihanna
  • Best Oscar Bod - Charlize Theron
  • Best bikini bod - Cameron Diaz
  • Best Better-Half Bod - Kelly Preston
  • Best All-Around Bod - Jessica Biel
  • Best Plus-Sized bod - Queen Latifah
  • Best Curvy Bod - Penelope Cruz
  • Best ‘Back from bony” bod - Kate Bosworth
  • Best Hot Housewife Bod - Nicollette Sheridan
  • Best Action-Hero bod - Hugh Jackman
  • Best Soccer-stud bod - David Beckham
  • Worst Burnout Bod - Courtney Love
  • Worst Saggy Boobs - Uma Thurman
  • Worst Man-Boobs - John Travolta

Click here to see the rest of the lineup of “Best and Worst” Bod’s… This is a 10-page article, so enjoy!

Which of the selections do you all agree or disagree with? State your opinion in the comments section!



Heather Locklear Surfs in a Bikini

May 29th, 2007 by Rian | 59 Comments | Filed in Miscellaneous Celebrities, Celebs in Bikinis

I know, I know, I sound ageist for saying this, but… damn does this girl look good in a bikini for her age! Heather Locklear is in her mid-forties and has a better body than most 20-year olds I’ve seen.

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Kate Beckinsale Shows Off Her Tummy

May 29th, 2007 by Rian | 57 Comments | Filed in Kate Beckinsale

Here are some new Kate Beckinsale candids. She looks adorable as usual.

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What do you all think - does she have nice abs? I don’t see a six pack but her tummy looks to be in good shape. (Remember - she’s had a child).

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Britney Spears in a Pink Bikini

May 29th, 2007 by Rian | 80 Comments | Filed in Britney Spears, Celebs in Bikinis

And here are the infamous Britney bikini pictures that were requested repeatedly by at least one seemingly deranged individual. These were taken in Marina Del Ray, CA last week.

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To me, Britney Spears looks the same in these photos weight-wise as she has for the past month or so. Like many celebrities, her weight seems to just fluctuate 5 or so pounds each week.

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A Jenna Jameson Update

May 28th, 2007 by Rian | 100 Comments | Filed in Celebrity Bones, Miscellaneous Celebrities

A slightly healthier-looking Jenna Jameson appeared at a party at the Lufthansa VIP Lounge at JFK Airport last Thursday.

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She no longer looks close to death.

But she has achieved the super-thin and glamorous waif look that is so popular in Hollywood… although it doesn’t do her any justice.

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