Carrot Top is Scary Buff
July 23rd, 2007 by Rian | Filed under Male Celebrities.Ladies, here’s a little eye candy for you all! Hahaha, sorry, I burst out laughing as I typed that.
Somehow, Carrot Top’s huge, bursting muscles don’t look quite right. He looks like he’s about to explode or something.
What do you all think - hot or not?
So NOT hot! Disgusting actually.
,,aaand not.
He resembles the Incredible Hulk. And that is not a compliment. Ewwww!
Yuk! I first thougt it was a woman. In the second picture he look like a fool!
I don’t know who this is but he looks like an idiot.
It actually looks more like he’s gotten bicep implants because of how grossly they are deformed..HOWEVEr i must admit i’m more disturbed by his face than his arms.
i bet his legs are 5 inches round…lol they always forget to work out the legs
Plastic surgery face.
Wait…he’s turning himself into a woman on purpose, right?
ewwww
he is so gross… really ugly and messed up looking
Ew. Talk about having a little work done. He can’t even smile!
hot stuff! - hes looks like a mixture of scary spice and grace from will n grace! its refreshing 2 see someone who is nott affraid of being different!!
u go guy!!
xoxox
STEROIDS
His body is the not the scariest thing about him. His face is. Seriously, I am trying to eat.
Kudos to CT for a successful attempt at transmogrifying into a steroidal version of Debra Messing!
NOT.AT.ALL.
god is he hideous
Steroid use = NOT HOT.
P.S. Why doesn’t he carry MORE luggage around his neck? WTF.
Not hot ! it’s just disgusting …
Is that Fergie?
oh gross,
why is he having all this plastic surgery and using steroids? Carrot Top wasn’t exactly famous for his looks anyways.
Roid Head
ugly! a freeeak!
ugh! uuuuuglyyyy! i can’t decide which is uglier - his face or his body. ew.
what happened to him?
he used to be cute, weird but cute
now just bleeeeeeeeee
His face in the second picture looks like the face of the kid on the cover of MAD Magazine…
Why do I find this funny??? I can’t stop laughing….
creepy….His eyes look like they’ve been lifted, too. Not good. Not at all good.
Oh my god! WHAT IS THAT?
god that guy is so fucking weird. he looks like a tranny. i like the family guy episode that makes fun of him
He’s been getting ripped for a while…. I just saw him in Vegas though and he’s hilarious. I love him even if he looks weird.
maybe if he got rid of his “carrot top” and didn’t have arms the size of my thighs i could call it hot…but nope.
He’s naturally a thin guy. This isn’t natural… can we say Roids?
OMG THAT IS THE GROSSEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE!!!!!! I CANNOT EVEN BELIEVE THAT ANY WOMAN WOULD EVER CONSIDER HIM SEXY
that is so unbelievably scary…
why is his face so ugly
This makes me sad. He used to be cute, in a goofy, non-conventional, geeky way. Now…I just don’t know what to say. He is funny, tho..
He used to work out at my gym in Florida and his body looked like this but face has totally changed. Looks like he’s had lip injections, Botox, brow lift–he should be on Awful Plastic Surgery!
not, definitely not. his hair is really weird, and his face too :s
If you think there is even a slight possibility he might be hot, you need to get your poor brain out of the desert sun - post haste!
;)
my eyes. oh my eyes
Yikes!!! Looks like botox froze his crazy eyebrows?? He looks like a crazy cartoon character!
omg what is this? i’m afraid.
Yikes… it’s like if you took DNA from Debra Messing, Joan Rivers, and the Incredible Hulk and made a person from it.
I haven’t lived in the States for about a decade… didn’t CT used to be normal? Or normal for a long-haired red-headed guy, anyway?
He scares the crap out of me. I liked him better when he was a comedian with funny red hair. Now, he’s a scary monster, still with funnhy red hari which makes it even worse!
What’s with his eyebrows……he scary.
That red hair makes him look FAT……
frightening.
eweweweweweweeweweweweeeeeeeewwwwwwww!
who is this guy (he is a guy, right?) ?
Ugh…he looks so disgusting!
omg thats gross
My ex-boyfriend is friends with this guy and he looks even more muscular in the photos he has. Very scary looking, yikes.
Augh I can’t even think about the body, look at that mug!
OMG…….MY EYES, MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! there has been permanent damage!!!!
totally NOT, he looks like a drug queen(or is he?)
His face looks like a hamburger when he smiles!
And in the second pic, look at his shoulder! It juts out in a weird way… GUH he is nasty. Looks like he had plastic surgery too… why???
I can’t even look at the pictures anymore, he’s staring at me.
that’s one of the weirdest things i have ever seen.
alright… his face is womanly, well the eyes anyways, and his hair is his trademark… so you cant blame him for that, but these pics and make him look like a freak. not to mention the shirt doesnt fit his body style anymore. i saw him in Las Vegas and hes been ripped for a lonnnnnnng time! he isnt as weird looking in person, i promise, and damn hes hilarious. although in these pics he does look like debra messing/ kathy griffin with a bad hair day on hormones and steroids. haha.
im going to start crying! this is to much to look at. i think im going to go crazy just looking at his face! does he seriously think this is attractive? it looks like he’s had major plastic surgery to his face including the botox, and his body is so deformed. this is just too upsetting.
AHHH! He looks so creepy, like Chucky! I’d be freaked out if I saw him walking down the street.
eeeeeeww. so ugly
Oh my god..
oh
my
god
….
Is this human…?
I think I just threw up a little bit.
I think I am more freaked out by his eye-makeup and eyebrows than I am of his (steroid induced) muscles.
He looks like a female body builder. You know how their faces change shape and they start looking like a man (or a tranny)?
Yikes.
I guess he needed the media attention.
too much plastic surgery for someone with no talent.
Seriously? This is a man?
Eww…certainly not hot. Never was, and he is one the most irritating men, next to Ashton Kutcher.
He’s strange-looking.
EEEEWWWW!! He kind of reminds me of a ‘drag queen’ minus the dress!!
HE LOOKS LIKE JACKIE STALONE!!!!! p.s. who is he?
he looks like fergie in the second pic!!!!! hahahaha
He looks like a female bodybuilder on steriods.
so many ‘roids his balls have atrophied!
ew ew ew wtf is he? who is he????? gross he looks like a hollaween costume on steroids
After I saw the pics I wanted to write something like what the **** is this … or disgusting, but I guess I dont have to…. we all see that…
I agree with a few people that said he used to be cute in a geeky looking way. He looks disgusting now. He has one of those faces that’s so ugly it makes me ANGRY, like actual emotions of rage because of his facial expressions.
And he should stop using steroids. The bigger the arms, the smaller the…
…brain.
Ahhhh what in the holy hell IS that?!
omg! its a man?
shitttttttt i thought it was a ghastly woman. >_
IS THAT FERGIE?
TWINS SEPARATED AT BIRTH?
WTF?
Ew, who is he?
That is completely repelling! What in the heck? ehhhh- I think that I might be scarred for life…
Wow you guys are harsh. Poor Carrot Top. I seriously was skeptical about him till I went to his show and it was ridiculous but I laughed so hard I couldn’t breath. He’s talented. And I think it’s wonderful he has the guts to be so different. I find that hot.
Dahmre!, on July 23rd, 2007 at 4:22 pm Said:
I agree with a few people that said he used to be cute in a geeky looking way. He looks disgusting now. He has one of those faces that’s so ugly it makes me ANGRY, like actual emotions of rage because of his facial expressions.
I couldn’t have said it better. How dare he show his face in public!!
hehe haha ho hooooo haahaaaaaa….
what the …. is thattttt….
I mean really what’s that?
i thought i was scared of things like death, disease, normal stuff.. then i realized after seeing these pictures that i have now seen the scariest shit ever. it’s carrot top.
Wtf? He looked better when he was scrawny. He kinda looks like Fergie in the second pic. Very creepy.
he ooozes juice! GROSS!
He was never “hot” but now he looks even worse….plastic surgery didn’t help either.
his eyes are beautiful but the rest of him…definately not appealing.
his muscles terrify me.
oh great, now i am afraid of clowns! thanks
Please don’t ever post another picture of Carrot Top. Ever.
Again.
holy botox batman!
he reminds me of a coyote or a hyena. or some kind of animal.
he looks like fergie.
EW. Dang hahahahahhahahahahaha
He just looks weird in that second picture.
I wonder if he’s taking steroids.
Creepy ! Roid-rage! the dark shaped eyebrows don’t help.
interesting
wait…WTF?
A big, fat, full of veins (yuk) NOT !!!
That is definetly steriods… its all in the face.
He has always looked like a cartoon to me.
what the f…..???
WHO IS THIS…. THING?!
UGH… meh…. what’s… wrong… with him????
Carrot Tops looked like that for awhile now. Yeah it is pretty creepy.
oh my god….what the heck did he do to himself???
Holy brow lift!! He looks shocked lol
In the second picture he looks like Fergie…..
NICE MAKEUP!!!!!!!!!!!
he’s a crossdresser i swearrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
White Chicks doing Debra Messing.
I thought he’s a she with lots of muscles and ugly hair.
umm…..steroids much?
carrot top was never hot. i forget why he’s even famous.
Who is he??
OMG! Most disgusting photo I’ve seen for a long while!!!
man or women cannot tell lol..
He’s quite funny…. too bad the steroids are going to kill him… it’ll be either a stroke or cancer…. shame.
Oh God, NOOOOOO!
i am fortunate enough to not know who this person is….
too much plastic surgery perhaps?
who is it?
hope this was the last time i saw his picture, cause i just peed in my pants.
he is the most disgusting person ever
hahaha who is it??? freak.
Reminds me of buff Milhouse actually…
“But the calves are the hardest place to add mass!”
Ewwww..just EW
In front of such a photo, I always have a stupid thought like ” What does his mother think of the once cute little boy ?” Okay, maybe he doesn’t have one, or a Stallonetta one, but I can’t help having a thought for the mums of all freaks !
ok. my opinion.
he looks like he could pass for a girl and guy. either way he looks VERY wierd.
ok. my opinion.
he looks like he could pass for a girl and guy. either way he looks VERY wierd.
omg what the heck is on his neck? I can only compare him to a creepy clown that wants to eat me RAWR.
This is what he looks like…
Bonaduce body +
Fergie head +
Fried Red Curly wig +
Shot of steroids
=
CARROT TOP as the Incredible Hulk
CARROT TOP BEFORE:
CARROT TOP AFTER:
AHHHHHHH!!!! That would be my absolute worst nightmare!!
in the second picture..his face kind of looks like Fergie!! hahaha
^ ROFL !
My eyes! My eyes!
Wtf? Who is that? That is just GROSS!
eww.
ii thout that was an ugly;;butch;;woman;;with;;plaStic;;surgery;;g0ne;;wrong :S
mwa………………….
P.S.>>LOL Claire!
wwooww
sexy ??!! loool he is not even 4 a beast !!
I’D TAP THAT
no person has ever made me laugh more then by just posing for a picture. is this his routine? he just comes out on stage, smiles and everyone is peeing their pants laughing.
after seeing this,i will never eat carrots again!!!
You should see him with his shirt off. Super buff and totally hairless. And with eyeliner. shudder.
you guys are dumbasses the writers of this blog took the ugliest pictures of him they could find and exploit it for gossip.
everyone has ‘ugly sides’. this is exploitation.
haha. but THAT ugly. jesus.
nasty nasty nasty. haha i think he resembles fergie just a bit. seriously..
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA i cannot believe how long i had to scroll down to get to the suggestion box. soooooo much hate on you carrot top, haha wow like a cross of fergie on steroids…just with firecrotch hair
I saw him on Chelsea Lately tonight and cannot decide on what kind of plastic surgery he’s had. Whatever it is, he should get a new doctor.
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