Posh Puts The Spice Girls on a Diet

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According to New! Magazine, Victoria Beckham (Posh Spice) has put the other Spice girls on a diet for their upcoming winter reunion tour.

Victoria herself is a svelte size zero and now she expects the other girls to get back to their Spice-girl weights, using a diet like this:

Breakfast - a seaweed shake
Lunch - egg-white omelet with edamame beans and lettuce
Dinner - miso soup, strawberries, pineapple

Haha. If they indeed manage to stick to this diet, I’m sure we will see a gaggle of skeletons come December when they begin their tour!

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63 Comments for

Posh Puts The Spice Girls on a Diet

  • mira |

    i want her to put me on a diet!

  • lightly |

    What is that story ‘Wedding Dress Diet made Me Anorexic’ all about?! What was this diet?.. couldn’t she tell it was unhealthy?

  • tim jones |

    If there is one thing I hate, it is people saying they do 100 or 200 or 1000 sit ups a day. What a waste of time.

  • Tres Chic |

    britney spears looks like a man now.

  • Josie! |

    200 situps is nothing,

  • mrs. norton |

    what a load of crap.

  • JoJo |

    Aside from the laugable diet plan (which I’ll leave others to poke fun at), I would sum up my observations of the article as follows:

    Posh: frighteningly ugly insectoid/Thunderbirds puppet

    Ginger: did she have a brow/eye lift? That expression is scaring me a little….

    Scary: Some Mum she is, “enjoying the London club scene” and staying out until 3am notwithstanding that she has a new baby. Don’t I recall her slagging off Eddie Murphy for having too much of a party lifestyle? Oh, the hypocrisy!

    Baby Spice: looks great! pretty! like a real woman! The rest of the gals should take note.

  • tim jones |

    Josie,

    200 situps is nothing,

    200 situps are a waste of time.

  • barney |

    I would enjoy very much to see the dancing and singing skeletons tour.

  • kayli |

    I find this article hard to believe. What is this magazine? I’ve never heard of it.

  • mamalisa |

    uh what…….? She is effed up!

  • margaretta |

    Is that New magazine or Eww magazine?
    Tough diet if you have a soy allergy

  • lambman |

    situps are pretty useless. There was a time when I’d do 1000 every other day, it doesn’t do anything.

    I switched to one of those swedish exercize balls, and 100 reps is more than enough…much much better results than the 1000 situps.

  • cherry |

    i’m from the UK and have never heard of this mag!

    and why do jordan and peter on the cover appear to be look alikes and not the real thing…or is that just me? they don’t look quite right!

  • Am |

    Tim Jones: well said!

    But as far as the article, gee, that sounds like a lot of food for a VB diet. I love the British tabs!

  • lambman |

    ps - I was more interested in the wedding dress article too! This Posh one just sounds like made-up nonsense….besides Emma and Geri are both 100000 times better looking than Posh, they’re the perfect size for them lately.

  • luran |

    1200 calories to be healthy people!! when will they learn?!

  • Jules |

    That is the most unrealistic diet I have ever read about. If any of them manages to stick to it, they will be irritable and clawing each other eyes out with hunger.

  • cellulite eXpert |

    posh will probably fall over from exhaustion while on tour.

    the rest of the spice girls can look out for themselves and don’t need that skinny twirps advice on “fitness.”

    i too want to see the article about the wedding dress diet.

  • cellulite eXpert |

    they’ll blame “lack of hydration” when posh collapses.

  • Spectra |

    200 situps won’t do anything for your body except give you a backache. I’m surprised she doesn’t have them all doing like, 2 hours of cardio a day or something. That seaweed shake thing looked really nasty! If anyone can keep that thing down, they deserve to get paid some decent money.

    Oh, and Posh’s outfit in that pic is horrendous. Her implants look like they’re going to pop.

  • Phineas Gage |

    Seaweed milkshake: Um, gross. I’d rather drink a regular milkshake every morning and be horridly fat (like, 125 pounds according to you guys) than ever have to drink any combination of “seaweed” and “milkshake.”

  • Who? |

    What?! Shut up Posh! No one wants to look like a robot like you! You look terrible and you’re probably very unhappy with yourself! Look at the rest of the Spice Girls! They look 10x as good as you do!

  • Anonymous Realist |

    Sorry for posting our article link before - wasn’t trying to spam - it was 100% on topic. But anyway, what I was trying to say is that this doesn’t surprise me; she is well known as a diet nazi.

  • Persephone |

    ROFL. Is she going to go back to her Spice Girls size?

    That article is laughable.

  • maddie |

    this bitch needs help.-am i allowed to say that?

  • Erica |

    that is so bad.. I guess she wants Geri and Melanie C to become anorexic again? and ew, a SEAWEED shake?!

  • Taylor |

    This sounds unbelievable I mean if they actually went through with this they would literally die. (Or at the least cause damage to their health.) I doubt it.

  • Ash |

    On JustJared.com there are pictures of Jennifer Aniston and she looks like she’s gained weight.

  • marisa |

    i think posh eats more than this…

    and a wedding dress diet made someone anorexic? If I’m not mistaken, anorexia is a MENTAL DISORDER. Blaming a diet for an eating disorder is absurd.

  • Aly |

    That diet is disgusting….

    Gross.

  • Kittah |

    I also believe that Posh eats more than that to maintain her frame.

    And why does everyone keep saying that 200 situps a day will do nothing? When I was 14 years old, I did 250 situps a day and in 3 months I got very visible abs without any additional cardio or changing my diet.

  • Sasha |

    The wedding dress diet can only make somebody that mentally instable because of anxiety and frustration months in advance of the wedding date itself. It’s very rare to see somebody drive themselves to that brink of insanity, though. Limiting food because of fear of not fitting into that gown could potentially cause limited eating,…but anorexia? Tough to say.
    I can’t believe Chanelle left. Dumb slag.

  • Poppy |

    To the owner of this site:

    I love your gurl. You NEVER let me down. I love your site cus you keep us up to date with the latest magazine articles, so we never have to go out to buy them ourselves. Which in a round about way, is actually bad for us, cus we could do with the leg toning exercise of walking to the shops. But I love you regardless. Keep up the good work.

  • Ashly |

    Wow, I wouldn’t mind being that thin but her expecting the rest of them to live so unhealthly is pathetic. Scary Spice looks good.

  • Clau |

    I was looking over the cover page of the magazine and the story of the wedding dress diet really got my attention. maybe you could scan it? i found it impossible for that type of drastric weight loss.

  • MiMi |

    Awww look at Katie&Peter(so cute)!
    Victoria probaly did put them on a diet,even thought she seemed nice on her show she aslo seemed VERY full of her self!

  • noelle |

    I don’t really believe it. I mean, even a size zero eats more than that a day.

  • laura |

    ew, victoria beckham looks like an anorexic chihuahua with fake boobs, who wants to look like that? and how can she expect someone who’s pregnant to go on a diet? or someone who once had to struggle with an eating disorder? is she freaking nuts?!

  • saintdevil |

    I do about 100 situps a WEEK, tops.
    And I have nice abs - my muscles respond to exercise in ways that sometimes scare me.
    If I did 250 situps a time I’d soon have a sixpack - which I don’t find sexy on girl.

    The Posh diet sounds like real fun…
    Why does she want the others to be that thin?
    They way things are now, she can show that she is the skinniest of the bunch - and skinny is the new sexy, right?

  • thinista |

    They’re not even fat!!

  • marykate |

    yeah, wedding diet story, please!
    i don’t believe that posh invented that kind of diet. that’s just so typically english mags. they know that a posh-diet-story will sell

  • sammy |

    barney, on July 30th, 2007 at 2:39 pm Said:
    I would enjoy very much to see the dancing and singing skeletons tour.

    LOL!!!! me too!!!!

  • Lynsey |

    God, u guys pay $5 for that mag and its only 70p here.

    Anyway, i don’t believe this story either. Im sure the rest of the girls want to look their best too, but can’t see them doing anything silly like that (except maybe psycho Geri).

    And of course sit-ups work! Duh!

  • Jodi |

    By the way, who appointed her the drill sergeant/leader of the pack, anyway?

  • Laetitia |

    Thta’s crazy 4 of 5 had eating disorders including Victoria and she wants to reign on the group !!! by the way i can’t imagine the reunion, i’m waiting tro see if they gonna end like the all Saints.

  • SupermodelSuzie |

    Hell, I’d eat that stuff in order to fit into Posh’s beautiful cloths!

  • fkshdf |

    God I used to eat that a day when I was anorexic….

  • Karma |

    Wow. This dumb ass magazine makes the Enquirer look like freakin’ Newsweek. What a joke..

  • Fiona |

    I am sick and tired of Posh Spice, she is really kitsch, overdressed most of the times, and looking like a whore with those platforms she used, She has nothing to do with the california style,

  • bella |

    victoria is a caricature…the face is very ugly and the body not proportioned…free tho other spice!!!

  • Taylor |

    Why does everyone say that 200 doesnt do anything is that true?

  • Sara |

    I learned from a trainer how to do situps properly. If your doing 200 situps wrong, then its not effective. 50-100 proper situps start to show a firm tummy w/o the whole sixpack effect.
    is the diet v.b recommends one that anorexic ppl follow?

  • Jezza |

    Argggh….not every1 wants 2 b like posh you know….geri had a problem with food before why is posh re digging this hole..soon it will be the “slim girls” reunion….

  • mulki |

    eww…posh looks descasting she doesn’t have the body for a lady ewwwwww grown up posh

  • sam |

    i will never be a size 0, my bones are too big. My hips are too big. But, i’m skinny right now its weird. Victoria dosnt look like size zero, shes likely size 1. I am and I look liike her size

  • kellyanne |

    UGH! What a horrible diet! One would surely lose weight on this diet for the simple reason that one feels like gagging and thus, would just end up eating very little!

  • Mike |

    Seaweed shake, sound delicious!

  • train013 |

    Well if more women were as strict with themselves as she is then the fatness problem would go away real quick. Good on her for helping the others-her physique should be looked up to, she looks fantastic!

  • plastichearts |

    tbh i think the whole reunion is a joke.
    lol pfft to think i liked these when i was young.
    so naive! anyway, posh looks awful,
    and if thats what they’re all surviving on,
    the rest are soon to follow.

  • Ella |

    If Posh is actually like how the media portrays her, i would think she WOULD NOT want the spice girls to slim down so that she would look the skinniest…

  • sara |

    i am from the uk too and i’v never herd of this magazen too and if i was victoria and i had her body i wouldnt want the spice girls to be like me i would want t be spicial i beat she is as opsisd as we are and shes reading now and she read my coment and saying oh my god i’v never thought of that

  • Reenefupnob |

    I’d prefer reading in my native language, because my knowledge of your languange is no so well.

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