Heidi Montag in a Bikini

Written on August 3, 2007 – 12:57 pm | by Rian |

Several people requested these photos. I personally didn’t know who Heidi Montag was until I looked her up on IMDB.com. Apparently she plays in the somewhat popular show “The Hills”.

Anyway, this girl looks to have an absolutely amazing figure.

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Is this not a perfect body? What do you all think?

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  1. 257 Responses to “Heidi Montag in a Bikini”

  2. By ilks42 on Aug 3, 2007 | Reply

    fake fake fake! fake boobs, hair. she looks like a 15 year old

  3. By Baby on Aug 3, 2007 | Reply

    no its not the most perfect body.

  4. By B. on Aug 3, 2007 | Reply

    great except for the implants…euch!

  5. By Riv on Aug 3, 2007 | Reply

    wow. that sure is a perfect body. no cellulite and very proportionate.

  6. By kamilia on Aug 3, 2007 | Reply

    it is.. except for her boobs are fake!0.

  7. By deb on Aug 3, 2007 | Reply

    ok. first

    she looks amazing.

    except she is pasty white….. ewwww she should lay out instead of play around.

  8. By katie on Aug 3, 2007 | Reply

    cant stand her. love the hills though. her boobs look so fake up close..

  9. By emily on Aug 3, 2007 | Reply

    it is pretty near to perfect. even though her boobs are really not her own, but other than that I hate her though. team lc. she is much much prettier than heidi.

  10. By alyssa on Aug 3, 2007 | Reply

    her boobs are fake. i hope she didnt get her boobs done just because of her fiance, that would be sad :( well she does have a nice bod, but you can tell her boobs are fake and they look like they are ready to pop

  11. By LL on Aug 3, 2007 | Reply

    She is gorgeous, fake boobs or not! I mean look at her stomach and legs. Team Heidi for sure! LC is a loser.

  12. By jbunny on Aug 3, 2007 | Reply

    She is a really fake person and very plain looking face and personality. I think she should gain just a bit to be a bit curvy not so gangly.

  13. By Camille on Aug 3, 2007 | Reply

    she WAS perfect (body wise of course) but her new boob-job… eww !

  14. By Ian C on Aug 3, 2007 | Reply

    no it isnt perfect-too skinny-poor wee thing needs a few roast dinners to put on a bit more weight (just a bit though) and also need a bit more muscle. Once she does that i’ll be happy to reconsider my position.

  15. By purpleplague on Aug 3, 2007 | Reply

    Her breasts look like solid rock was shoved under her skin. That can’t feel good when she’s laying on her stomach. Besides that though, she has a rather good body.

  16. By Kittah on Aug 3, 2007 | Reply

    Yes, the boobs may be fake but they suit her well. She’s got hips, and a well-defined waist. She’s lean, toned, proportionate, no cellulite, no sagginess, and no bones poking out either. If her body is not perfect, it’s pretty damn close to it.

  17. By Laura on Aug 3, 2007 | Reply

    Well, seeing as her tits are fake, and obviously so. Mmmm cantelope halves shoved under her skin

  18. By purpleplague on Aug 3, 2007 | Reply

    How do we know she doesn’t have cellulite? I don’t see any pictures of her ass here. Just saying, cellulite is perfectly normal on people, especially women, of ANY size/weight/shape - if Heidi did have cellulite, it wouldn’t make her body any less “perfect”.

  19. By Karma on Aug 3, 2007 | Reply

    Thanks Rian!!
    I always figured this girl was one of those “naturally skinny” types that never works out, so I didn’t care much for her. But I recently saw a video of her working out with her trainer in L.A. Heidi and her fugly (and obnoxious) boyfriend apparently work out 6 days a week. Now, I still find her a bit thin and she has one of those bodies where you can tell she’s still young (21 I think). I’d like to see what she looks like a few years from now if she keeps up with the workouts.

  20. By Karma on Aug 3, 2007 | Reply

    purpleplaglue- trust me, this girl does not have cellulite. She and her boyfriend are constantly on the beach, looking for media attention and there are a million shots of her in a bikini. No dimples what-so-ever.

  21. By skbtch on Aug 3, 2007 | Reply

    she looks good but she looked great with small real boobs too. =T

  22. By purpleplague on Aug 3, 2007 | Reply

    She’s one of the few lucky ones then!

  23. By schuk on Aug 3, 2007 | Reply

    oO nasty boobs… but her body is nice

  24. By Kittah on Aug 3, 2007 | Reply

    Oh yeah and….team LC.

  25. By Karma on Aug 3, 2007 | Reply

    And I thought plastic surgeons were getting better at creating more “natural” looking boob jobs??? I guess not. Those things look like cantaloupes pasted onto her chest.

  26. By Jessica on Aug 3, 2007 | Reply

    you can’t judge someone because they have fake boobs…. it was a personal decision and obviously she’s comfortable with it and it does NOT look bad… she choose a little bigger but not pamela anderson style. I think she looks GREAT.

  27. By Kelly on Aug 3, 2007 | Reply

    Other than the fact that I think she is a complete air head, she has an amazing body. I am not so sure of the size of her new boobs, I think she went too big for her petite size.

  28. By niki on Aug 3, 2007 | Reply

    wow i think her body is great who cares if she has
    fake boobs. i would have them too if i had the money.
    i’ll take any donation given.

  29. By emilia on Aug 3, 2007 | Reply

    Wow, she looks great. Granted, after implants and a rhinoplasty, anyone can be beautiful. I admire people who look good with what they’re given, not what they pay for.

  30. By Ashley on Aug 3, 2007 | Reply

    Except she is not that pretty…face wise….but yeah she looks good. And works out a lot for it.

  31. By Makenzie on Aug 3, 2007 | Reply

    Really, please don’t give this girl anymore unneeded attention. That’s exactly what she wants. She is so boring. Just like any other girl in hollywood.

  32. By b on Aug 3, 2007 | Reply

    wow it is perfect. im so jealous. i dont like her face that much, but her body is amazing!

  33. By Aliah on Aug 3, 2007 | Reply

    a body should look perfect when its paid for. Before the fake boobs she was just a normal thin girl with a pretty flat chest… nothing unusual.

  34. By georgie on Aug 3, 2007 | Reply

    don’t like the belly-button piercings. or the boobs. or the hair. but otherwise she’s ok.

  35. By H. on Aug 3, 2007 | Reply

    Apperantly she goes to the gym six days a week for one to two hours. She revealed her fitness secrets for US magazine.

    To see the video: www.usmagazine.com/heidi_s_montag_s_fitness_secrets

  36. By Jo on Aug 3, 2007 | Reply

    I agree that she went overboard with the boobs. She should have gotten a small c..
    but yes, her body is SMOKING.
    Pity about her face and personality.

  37. By Jodi on Aug 3, 2007 | Reply

    Jessica, why can’t people judge her because she has fake boobs? Getting fake boobs is almost like INVITING judgment.

    I don’t think she has a perfect body. Not enough muscle for my taste. But she’s not flabby, she doesn’t have a “tummy”, and she’s not soft and squishy. Good for her on those points.

    I could do without the stripper-y bellybutton bling, though. Feh.

  38. By Slugs on Aug 3, 2007 | Reply

    Without the fake boobs she would not have a well balanced figure. Average

  39. By greentea on Aug 3, 2007 | Reply

    She has a very good body minus the bust- it’s too big.

  40. By Someone on Aug 3, 2007 | Reply

    Her body - fake boobs= perfect body.

  41. By Lexi on Aug 3, 2007 | Reply

    I hate her on the hills, she seems like a nasty person, although I guess there is only so much you can tell from a TV show.

    She does have the perfect figure, in my opinion

  42. By Jennie on Aug 3, 2007 | Reply

    She has a great body. There’s no denying that, whether you like her or not. I don’t prefer her.

  43. By cossey on Aug 3, 2007 | Reply

    Who cares if they’re fake….I’d still love to suck ‘em!!!

  44. By lafta on Aug 3, 2007 | Reply

    Even though she is a pea head, she has a great body. The Hills is going to be really good this season. Audrina is my favorite!!

  45. By Sondie on Aug 3, 2007 | Reply

    Everytime I see a pic of her she is in a bathing suit wither her fake relationship-acting all “in love” jsut for the cameras…she got a nose job and a boob job….so i guess anyone can have a perfect body if we pay for it…..

  46. By Christine on Aug 3, 2007 | Reply

    Best body money could buy, sure.

  47. By Any Mouse on Aug 3, 2007 | Reply

    She’s had several procedures since I saw her last…most noteably the breasts…. IF she and her as$hole boyfriend are engaged, then why isn’t she wearing a ring??

  48. By Girly Girl on Aug 3, 2007 | Reply

    She looks great! You guys are tough!!

  49. By Edan on Aug 3, 2007 | Reply

    If she had +8 lbs of muscle and human breasts she would rival Jessica Biel for my all time dream body. However my dream body MUST have ass. And I can’t see what this chick’s curve is like.

  50. By Karma on Aug 3, 2007 | Reply

    I don’t see how a boob job and nose job suddenly makes a “perfect body” as some of you have mentioned. You can still be ugly, out of shape or unattractive, even after this type of plastic surgery.

  51. By laura b on Aug 3, 2007 | Reply

    the only nice looking thing about her is that she doesn’t have an overblown fake tan.

  52. By Lauren on Aug 3, 2007 | Reply

    Anyone could look like that if they didn’t eat and got a boob & nose job!

  53. By Edan on Aug 3, 2007 | Reply

    Nevermind.
    Go to thesuperficial.com. Scroll down and go to page 2. You can check out more pics of this assless wonder in her natural habitat. Long live Jess Biel!

  54. By Pauline on Aug 3, 2007 | Reply

    I think that plastic surgery helps her…

  55. By Marta on Aug 3, 2007 | Reply

    she looks nice (although i have no idea who she is) but i dislike plastic boobs.

  56. By OO on Aug 3, 2007 | Reply

    NO WAY..THOSE BOOBS ARE RIDICULOUS. IF THEY WERE ONE SIZE SMALLER, I THINK SHE’D LOOK CLOSE TO PERFECT. IM MORE OF A JESSICA ALBA - BODY FAN =)

  57. By JJ on Aug 3, 2007 | Reply

    her boobs are fake, ppl
    and agreed with OO
    love jessica alba.

  58. By Jasmine on Aug 3, 2007 | Reply

    even though she’s not too thin, she does have a good body..

  59. By Claire on Aug 3, 2007 | Reply

    She has an incredible body, but if she had to have implants, she should have had smaller tear drop shaped ones. I don’t have an issue with implants, but if they look fake then this is no point.

    And Deb, attitudes like yours are the reaosn the number of skin cancer cases are increasing every year!

  60. By tim jones on Aug 3, 2007 | Reply

    Not even close. Maybe 50 more pounds, some hips, a big butt, a cute pot belly, a soft figure and shes approaching hot

  61. By Steph on Aug 3, 2007 | Reply

    Oh, come on! You people are the biggest haters ever… her body was hot and she was cute even before she got implants and a nose job.

  62. By Smoke&Mirrors on Aug 3, 2007 | Reply

    Her fakies are fine its her weight thats not fine. Bitch needs something to eat. Feed a ho a hamburger!

  63. By suzy on Aug 3, 2007 | Reply

    Agree with everyone else who hates her plastic boobs and fake hair; otherwise, she looks fantastic.

    And for whatever clueless person wrote “she’s pasty white and should lay out instead of playing around”: ever heard of skin cancer? Once again, there’s nothing wrong with natural skin color, and many of us aren’t genetically predisposed to be the color (and texture) of a charbroiled steak. Besides which, she isn’t pasty. Further, this girl probably got that figure precisely because she doesn’t lie around on the beach like a big slug…

  64. By amma on Aug 3, 2007 | Reply

    Can’t see much of her face. She is thin. She is {fake blonde}. Fake boobs. No cellulite, good muscle tone. I’d say she looks good but I have to deduct points for the obvious fake boobs. Even if you’re gonna get ‘em done {and I mean, come on, we all wear make up and high heels and push up bras and get our nails did…what’s one more thing?}…if you get them done, get them done RIGHT!!!
    …Anyway, though she looks better than me, she also looks generic.

  65. By Michelle on Aug 3, 2007 | Reply

    I hate her so very much, (team LC) but I have to admit that she has a great figure, and I thought that before she got the fake boobs. Her face does look a little rough, but I would kill a puppy for that body!

  66. By MSgirl on Aug 3, 2007 | Reply

    UGH… I can’t stand this girl… YUCK…She annoys the crap out of me everytime she or that nasty boy side-kick of hers speaks. She is always posing for paps too in bikinis, she already thinks WAAAY to much of herself. I say BOOOO

  67. By steph on Aug 3, 2007 | Reply

    Too skinny…and hope she doesn’t fall, her boobs might explode!

  68. By Maddy on Aug 3, 2007 | Reply

    I personally don’t think she can have a perfect body since her boobs are fake. If you still think it looked perfect without the breast implants, than its more legitimate. It isn’t what God gave her. Yes, I will admit she look nice, but she’s a total attention whore and is posing for the camera a bit too much. “LOOK AT ME!!! LOOK AT ME!!!” *Puke*

  69. By Aliceee xx on Aug 3, 2007 | Reply

    She has an amazing figure god shez perfect
    I hate her !!

  70. By Francis on Aug 3, 2007 | Reply

    her face is fuck and her boobs are fake. she’s a nobody who cares.

  71. By Prinzz on Aug 3, 2007 | Reply

    Isn’t it weird how SO MANY people in the comments have to critisize her for being a fake blonde ?

    I understand for the boobs but…did you all point out the hair color because you HAD TO critisize something else ?

  72. By purpleplague on Aug 3, 2007 | Reply

    Hey, I would get breasts implants too (I’m a small B cup), if it weren’t for the fact that I’m scared to death of dying on the operating table and never waking up.

  73. By Katherine on Aug 3, 2007 | Reply

    Perfect until you look at her boobs…fake to the point of vulgarity. Her waist to hip ratio is absolute perfection though!

  74. By Jade on Aug 3, 2007 | Reply

    I laughed so hard when I read some of the comments here. You people just cant help it, can you? You just cannot bring yourself to it to say something nice about the girl because she is so goddamn gorgeous the jaelousy is almost too much to bear. I must say, I’m also astonished by the fact 100 billion cells could eventually become the beauty that is her. This proves that God is a man ;-)

    And yet I read:
    “not toned enough.” Not toned? If she’d be more toned you’d be calling her manly.
    “fake boobs.” Now that may be true, but they’re a nice pair at that, they fit her figure.
    “she’s a fake blonde!” Oh my god, call the press, this is such an unique and rare event that I didn’t believe it until I saw it with my own eyes. The first step on the moon is nothing compared to it.

    People, get over yourselves! There’s no-one here who can say that they don’t envy her figure without lying (and for the guys: I don’t think you mind finding a body like that underneath your girlfriend’s clothes.)

  75. By Jane on Aug 3, 2007 | Reply

    I agree with most everyone about the boobs… they look horrible…. not only do they scream boob job, but the scream bad boob job… maybe they still need some time to “settle”? Otherwise her body is pretty pefect, although I don’t like the top of her thighs… but thats being really nit picky. She must not eat or do cardio all the time.. she is so thin.

  76. By Agnes on Aug 3, 2007 | Reply

    Jade
    I agree with you 100%. She looks gorgeous!

  77. By Ditz* on Aug 3, 2007 | Reply

    Oh, I hate her! She IS perfect! I mean…the boobs are obvioulsy fake and she actualy could be a little bit more thin…but she’s really beautiful!
    (Sorry if I made mistakes but I’m portuguese…)

  78. By Kali on Aug 3, 2007 | Reply

    I think if she had 5 more pounds on her she would look pretty perfect when it comes to her body. Now her face..ugh. Even with that nose job, she is a but-her-face. Everything is good, but her face. Team LC, but only cause Audrina is my favorite

  79. By Edan on Aug 3, 2007 | Reply

    Ditz*
    She could not be more thin. She needs a hamburger if anything.
    Sorry dude.

  80. By Aly on Aug 3, 2007 | Reply

    She looks good! I think her new boobs look pretty nice . :) Maybe just a bit too big.

  81. By sd. on Aug 3, 2007 | Reply

    i think she’s got a great body, except for the fake boobs. she’d be much better if she lost that extra 150 pounds.. aka her ugly loser boyfriend!!!

  82. By Josie! on Aug 3, 2007 | Reply

    Why would you want natural boobs? Natural boobs look disgusting.

  83. By jen on Aug 3, 2007 | Reply

    team LC.

  84. By michaella on Aug 3, 2007 | Reply

    sick sick body… i personally dont rlly like the fake boobs bc i like small ones but her body is still amazing super tight no fat or cellulite and not too skinny i dunnno how much better than that u can get… still im team lc too. and btw i dunno y ppl say her bod looks like a 15 yr olds?

  85. By Spectra on Aug 3, 2007 | Reply

    I think she’s got a good body, but it’s definitely been “enhanced” with those implants. I suppose if I had money to spend on salon-perfect hair, nose job, boob implants, and a personal trainer, I’d have a perfect body too. But since I don’t, I’ll deal with my almost perfect body, complete with little boobs and possibly too big of a nose.

  86. By katypea on Aug 3, 2007 | Reply

    i personally prefered her before the implants, is she still with Spencer, one of the most arrogant men on t.v?

  87. By Sara on Aug 3, 2007 | Reply

    it is quite perfect but there is big BUT: it is perfect because of her breats. No, I don´t mean that perfect body needs big breasts, but think about this girl without boobs - it just wouldn´t look perfect anymore. Absolutely gorgeus, but not perfect. And when I know that perfection is because of fake tits, I just can´t consider that perfect anymore. That´s just the way it is.

  88. By Robin on Aug 3, 2007 | Reply

    I thought she had a cute body before the implants.

    Her body is still great, but the boobs suck.

    I think implants are silly. Small-boobed girls should be happy. It would be my dream! Haha.

  89. By Standstill on Aug 3, 2007 | Reply

    I always wonder what will happen when these modified people mate. What will the kids look like?

  90. By Claudia on Aug 3, 2007 | Reply

    The breasts are cheap and tacky looking and way too big for her petite frame.

  91. By Barbie_Princess on Aug 3, 2007 | Reply

    OMG her body is like perfect!

  92. By camila on Aug 3, 2007 | Reply

    Exactly we can’t tell she has the perfect body cause her boobs are fake which make no sense and their too false,

  93. By camila on Aug 3, 2007 | Reply

    they look false

  94. By sandra on Aug 3, 2007 | Reply

    evry one should stop saying her boobs are fake God ther are actually skinny people in this world with big boobs, you are all just f****** jealous

    peace

  95. By ally on Aug 3, 2007 | Reply

    She is a bit thin to me and also pretty fake looking

  96. By bluepen2 on Aug 3, 2007 | Reply

    Perfect body? NO!
    Ugly Face? YES!

  97. By Matt on Aug 3, 2007 | Reply

    she has had enough work done to look good

  98. By Erica on Aug 3, 2007 | Reply

    looks pretty good, except the IMPLANTS!

  99. By pris on Aug 3, 2007 | Reply

    the only reason she looks decent is because of the boob job she had as well as the nose. Before her surgeries she was an average looking girl…

    This girl has an excellent career coming..she’s the next tara reid

  100. By Danielle on Aug 3, 2007 | Reply

    Her body is nice, but her boob job is bad. They’re ok in size, but they’re too far apart. You could almost fit another boob in between them. Maybe in 6 months to a year they’ll drop and she’ll look more natural.

  101. By Maxx05 on Aug 3, 2007 | Reply

    She basically has a good body. I don’t like larger boobage, especially if it’s not natural. If you’re born with bigguns, that’s that unless you choose to reduce it like Drew Barrymore did. This Heidi woman could use to tone her legs more, they’re a bit soft - but she is in fairly fit condition.

  102. By Alyssa on Aug 3, 2007 | Reply

    Daddy bought her new boobies for her b-day.

  103. By margaretta on Aug 3, 2007 | Reply

    Balloons are not pretty…uh uh

  104. By me on Aug 3, 2007 | Reply

    Yes, this is the ideal body for short people (Isnt she short?)

  105. By Joelle on Aug 3, 2007 | Reply

    She looks okay. The silicone takes away from her beauty. Gross and unhealthy.

    She would look so much better if she was natural and flat-chested. Kate Hudson is flat-chested, and she’s gorgeous.

  106. By sassy on Aug 3, 2007 | Reply

    be honest girl,we all strive to have this kind of body minus the fake breast, she looks good, her legs, arms and tummy looks good, in addition i saw her in a photo on the runway and she has a nice ass too, some girls just have it.

  107. By Persephone on Aug 3, 2007 | Reply

    She has her nice body, but she really isn’t that pretty.

  108. By Agnes on Aug 3, 2007 | Reply

    I, for one, think that her breasts look nice… fake or not! I do know a couple of girls who have the exactly same frame as she does.
    And nothing fake about them.

  109. By Ams on Aug 3, 2007 | Reply

    The bolt-ons are very distracting. I hope for her sake they drop eventually.

    She won’t have the perfect body until she tones up and those suckers look a little more “real”.

  110. By mary-rose on Aug 3, 2007 | Reply

    She’s got a beautiful figure!

  111. By Someone on Aug 3, 2007 | Reply

    sandra- her boobs ARE fake. She admited to getting them done earlier this year.

  112. By Brianna on Aug 3, 2007 | Reply

    ooo im jealous, she does have a really great body, i wonder what she does?

  113. By Blackmour on Aug 3, 2007 | Reply

    I know she got her chest done (she did admitt it ) but other than that i think she looks really good. I think Lauren is much prettier though.

  114. By Ala on Aug 3, 2007 | Reply

    her fake boobs r GROSS

  115. By jessie on Aug 3, 2007 | Reply

    agree with someone. its pretty obvious that theyre fake and if you’ve seen the hills the nyou would know this as well…

  116. By maddie on Aug 3, 2007 | Reply

    toooooooo skinny!

  117. By MsCarla on Aug 3, 2007 | Reply

    Sure but it’s fake and she’s a beyutch.

  118. By Area on Aug 3, 2007 | Reply

    Not into the fake boobs/fake nose look. Although her body is toned nicely, the implants were not necessary. Also she looks good pale.

  119. By stephaniekc on Aug 3, 2007 | Reply

    i hate her new boobs.

  120. By asiangirl on Aug 3, 2007 | Reply

    Amazing — those melons on her chest bother me a bit, but she looks good.

  121. By mazz on Aug 3, 2007 | Reply

    OMFG i love her, shes so perfect! i wanna be like her by summer (im from australia )

  122. By thelightnessoflife on Aug 3, 2007 | Reply

    Team LC
    Heidi was hot with her natural boobs, they weren’t small, they were big enough for her tiny frame (she’s really skinny). Does her stinky bf really have something to do with this? I can’t believe how brainwashed she is by that obnoxious idiot….
    ah well…

  123. By bb on Aug 3, 2007 | Reply

    Perfection is someone who is naturally beautiful, not someone who trys to build a perfect body with silicone & peroxide.

  124. By sulci on Aug 3, 2007 | Reply

    great body, terrible boobs.

  125. By Kyle on Aug 3, 2007 | Reply

    I think she does have THE perfect body! If I could have anyone in Hollywood’s shape, it would be hers or Kelly Carlson (from Nip/Tuck…HOT).

  126. By alina on Aug 3, 2007 | Reply

    flawless

  127. By Elle on Aug 3, 2007 | Reply

    Other than the implants… she has an INCREDIBLE body.

    There is another pic of her in a pink bikini from the back.. and just… wow.

    I WANT her body.

  128. By mazz on Aug 3, 2007 | Reply

    she got a nose job 2

  129. By Bess on Aug 3, 2007 | Reply

    I always thought she was gorgeous until she went and got plastic surgery. Now she just looks ridiculous. The fake boobs especially look really bad.

    Boobs are supposed to be soft but fake ones look more like oversized pectorial muscles than boobs. Not only are they unattractive but they make the person who has then lose credibility. It makes them look tacky, self abosrbed and desperate for attention.

    Trust me girls a flat chest is way more attractive than a pair of fakes.

  130. By noelle on Aug 3, 2007 | Reply

    Team LC! Whitney’s personality is as fake as those boobs of hers (if you don’t watch the hills you won’t know about the drama).

    Skinnygirl, you should do a post of Whitney from The Hills, she really gorgeous, imo.

  131. By s on Aug 3, 2007 | Reply

    Damn her waist is soooo skinny, I wonder what she does to achieve that. She looks very proportional other than her fake boobs.

  132. By bella on Aug 3, 2007 | Reply

    she’s very beautiful,perfect body!I also have this kind of body but my boobs are a little smaller but natural.

  133. By gg on Aug 3, 2007 | Reply

    she was very public about her boob and nose jobs. There are no ‘candids’ of her, she is always posing.

  134. By lauraaaaaaaaa on Aug 3, 2007 | Reply

    if the tits were real, she’d be perfect

  135. By ashley on Aug 3, 2007 | Reply

    Oh my god, her boobs look almost like Victoria Beckhams’? Don’t they?

  136. By Ju on Aug 3, 2007 | Reply

    Cute from mid-torso down. Nothing $$$ can’t buy

  137. By Ju on Aug 3, 2007 | Reply

    actually, what Spectra said.

  138. By apricotmuffins on Aug 3, 2007 | Reply

    she does look good apart from the boobs. but i bet she’s classified as underweight. She’d look amazing with a tiny bit more flesh, in my opinion.

  139. By Kittah on Aug 3, 2007 | Reply

    Team Jade.

    I love the “fake hair” comments. I believe the strands are attached to her scalp. That means it’s real hair, people.

  140. By Annie on Aug 3, 2007 | Reply

    Gosh, another skinny blonde with fake breasts in Hollywood. How original….

    Many people can look good when they throw a lot of money at a surgeon. I’ll take the natural look anyday. She looks like a skinny girl with two balloons on her chest. Gee, I wonder what she’ll look like in 20 years…..?

  141. By andy on Aug 3, 2007 | Reply

    she looks great but i hate the boobs.
    my ideal body is much closer to jessica biel though

  142. By Sue on Aug 3, 2007 | Reply

    No plastic surgery can fix that horsey face.

  143. By Stephanie on Aug 3, 2007 | Reply

    Great body. Looks like she got implants since the show though. Sad.

  144. By blankcanvas on Aug 3, 2007 | Reply

    Her breasts are awful (and I mean AWFUL) and her nosejob is pretty bad too.

  145. By ocbody.com doc on Aug 3, 2007 | Reply

    She looks pretty good although the implants are a tad big for her frame. We’ll see how she fares over the long term. The endless images of her in bikini wear are getting kinda old though. Time for a new PR angle I think.

  146. By des on Aug 3, 2007 | Reply

    pretty close. It’s just the boobs, and I can’t really see what kind of rear she has.

  147. By Emerald on Aug 3, 2007 | Reply

    Heidi has a hot body…but otherwise I can not STAND her. Love The Hills thou. lol Can’t wait for the new season premiering next Monday Hehe.

  148. By Del on Aug 3, 2007 | Reply

    Looked better before the implants.

  149. By Melissa.Marissa on Aug 4, 2007 | Reply

    Nice Body, Toned, Boobs = Ew, Face average not gret for a semi-famous person…

  150. By jewel on Aug 4, 2007 | Reply

    yup i think she looks good.

  151. By Meli on Aug 4, 2007 | Reply

    No doubt she is hot, but a perfect body–a REAL perfect body wouldn’t need work. Her boobs look like grapefruits….I just hate fake boobs.

  152. By laur on Aug 4, 2007 | Reply

    the implants aren’t too bad, i’m not a big fan of the boob job but i think they suit her.
    props to her though. her body really does look fantastic in a bikini, not too thin and just toned enough. a 10.

  153. By SuperModelSuzie on Aug 4, 2007 | Reply

    She’s absolutely perfect!!!

  154. By bountyhunter on Aug 4, 2007 | Reply

    Yeah, it’s “perfect.” And, I mean that, because this is what I would like to look like.

    But, the implants are obvious. So, the “perfection” is a moot point because it’s fake.

    Which is why I don’t have implants.

  155. By Meriam on Aug 4, 2007 | Reply

    perfect, except for her boobs

  156. By kitson on Aug 4, 2007 | Reply

    I think her body is great, even with fake tits. Now if only her face wasn’t jacked…that’s one mug a nose job did nothing for.

  157. By bountyhunter on Aug 4, 2007 | Reply

    Bess and ApricotMuffins. I so agree with both of you.

  158. By mj on Aug 4, 2007 | Reply

    I have no idea who this girl is.
    I would love to have her body.
    It bothers me the way her mouth is open in every single picture.

  159. By Loffles on Aug 4, 2007 | Reply

    She has a nice body, but I don’t think there’s such a thing as a “perfect body” since (as this website proves over and over again) everyone has a different idea of what perfection is. I think she’s got a nice body, but I would prefer it with smaller, natural breasts.

  160. By Aylie on Aug 4, 2007 | Reply

    oh my god skinny girl i am middle eastern and already know this girl is the most annoying in hollywood ( i mean i heard it ) and her body and hair just fake how come you think thats perfect?i read she has had too many surgery news on internet

  161. By Georgie on Aug 4, 2007 | Reply

    fake boobs and a diamante belly piercing? no thanks.

  162. By kiki on Aug 4, 2007 | Reply

    yeah… she has got d perfect body except for her fake boobs.. but… without those implants, she might be imperfect too…

  163. By izzie on Aug 4, 2007 | Reply

    her boobs are sooo fake xD
    but except the boobs her body is really nice.

  164. By ohoo78 on Aug 4, 2007 | Reply

    she had a boob and nose job

  165. By sky on Aug 4, 2007 | Reply

    Hmm i dunno she looks very thin and toned not much shape, apart from her breasts which look fake.

  166. By shady on Aug 4, 2007 | Reply

    do a post on kelly osbourne she lost tons of weight

  167. By Tucker on Aug 4, 2007 | Reply

    She is prettier than Audrina, but not prettier than Lauren or Whitney, but everybody is prettier than Jen (ew)

  168. By V on Aug 4, 2007 | Reply

    yep,her body is very close to perfect,except for the fake boobs.if i had fake boobs they’d look like that too.
    but still,her body is exactly what i want for myself

  169. By Ala on Aug 4, 2007 | Reply

    Screw her boobs, those can be taken out….its her FACE that is the problem!!! yuk

  170. By Julie on Aug 4, 2007 | Reply

    In real life she looks like a 12 year old with big boobs. The photos are deceiving. She’s very very tiny and not attractive (body wise) in person.

  171. By SupermodelSuzie on Aug 4, 2007 | Reply

    Take away the fake boobs and she still has a pretty good body.

  172. By GoshGollyMe on Aug 4, 2007 | Reply

    she looks perfect. this is what i call thin curvy.

    i dont think the implants look that bad. i think they look almost real.they used the right size. look how wide her hips are. they are going to look totally perfect when she gains the aging 5 pounds and drop with a year.

    fake blonde hair..come on….what are we amish grannies? everyone needs to gain weight and never use hair dye?

    you all better throw out your makeup and control top pantyhose all you beauty fakers! and if you ever had braces…FAKERS!
    lol

    if you are not born with what you want…whats wrong in going out there making some scratch to BUY what you want? i think thats pretty nice that we have that option.

  173. By Samantha on Aug 4, 2007 | Reply

    She has a great figure, but the fake boobs ruin it. I’m not a fan of the ‘fake boob look’ at all. They just look like they’re stuck on her nd not natural at all

  174. By Beck on Aug 4, 2007 | Reply

    theres nothin wrong with her, people on here are picky

  175. By Tizzy on Aug 4, 2007 | Reply

    Hey Beck, that’s the anonymity of the internet for yah!

  176. By bliss on Aug 4, 2007 | Reply

    fake is not beauty

  177. By Most Wanted on Aug 4, 2007 | Reply

    ya nice bod too bad shes ugly

  178. By Rian on Aug 4, 2007 | Reply

    In response to some of your comments - I barely looked at her boobs when I was mentioning that she has a great figure. Just her waist to hip ratio make her look great, plus she is slim, but (in my opinion) not too skinny. Who cares about the boobs?

  179. By Sarah on Aug 4, 2007 | Reply

    Perfect perfect perfect

  180. By The Craigster on Aug 4, 2007 | Reply

    People saying Team Heidi are lame! Atleast Lauren is smart, talented, and not a fame seeking fembot. Personally, I’d rather have fun in a sexual way with LC. Heidi’s heinous-ness shines through. I think she has an eating disorder.

  181. By Alessandra on Aug 4, 2007 | Reply

    I am biased because I have this body, except my boobs are her size but real, so I think she looks great!

  182. By karla on Aug 4, 2007 | Reply

    so hot

  183. By Heather on Aug 4, 2007 | Reply

    She has implants how is that a perfect body??? She isnt average/normal you cant tell me this girl doesnt have an eating disorder…she wants to be famous and whatever gets her their she will do…and shes doing a great job by getting herself out there.

  184. By givi on Aug 4, 2007 | Reply

    you know what? heidi montag portrays herself as witty, naive, and stunning, and has always been prtty, and the nose correction and inplants don’t really ruin it for her. the only reason im against it is because… we’ll im sure several of you here watched THE HILLS at some point. Her boyfirend, the infamous Spencer Pratt. You know, the Mofo tosser. he looks and seems and acts like a guy who would pressure his girl into getting sugery to look even prettier. its a shame. and it obviously ruined a great friendship. (i ove reality shows, im so sorry.) anyway, season 3 soon, right? lets hope im wrong!

  185. By givi on Aug 4, 2007 | Reply

    audrina is my favorite too.

  186. By Madison on Aug 4, 2007 | Reply

    this could seem harsh, but honestly, her legs are disproportionate to her body… her torso is too long and her legs too short. plus she’s a disloyal bitch. team LC, for sure!

  187. By ... on Aug 4, 2007 | Reply

    You don’t need a tan to be pretty.
    Personally, I think she looks good except for those horrid implants.

  188. By Troy on Aug 4, 2007 | Reply

    EAT MORE PLEASE U MIGHT DIE!!!!!!!

  189. By mckenize_summers on Aug 4, 2007 | Reply

    spencer got her those boobs.
    nice present ..sike.
    shes in good shape though nice legs and tummy.

    _kenzie

  190. By Diane on Aug 4, 2007 | Reply

    The girl’s got a great figure, but her look is totally processed and unoriginal. If you deflated those twin balloons she’s passing off as breasts and pulled her hair back, she’d be just another plain jane with a fat-free Hollywood body and super-bleached teeth. Booooorrriiiiing.

  191. By baybaygurl on Aug 4, 2007 | Reply

    she’s a FAKE ass bitch.
    Her boobs r fake her hair is fake and she’s a fake 2 her friends.
    I support lauren conrad.
    this girl is just a wannabe.

  192. By Yvonne on Aug 4, 2007 | Reply

    omg shes looks incredible! her boobs may be fake but they look awesome dude! all she needs is a tan and that would you make her perfect. She doesnt seem to look healthy in her face though..

  193. By The Craigster on Aug 4, 2007 | Reply

    I think her heinous-ness shines through. Team Heidi, ridiculous. Who really cares? But why would someone pick her over someone naturally beautiful, smart, educated, and talented–Lauren. Heidi looks like she is suffering from a self-induced eating disorder because she lives only to be famous. Ick.
    Also, someone wrote that natural boobs are disgusting–no actually you are. Superficial Insecure Plastic.

  194. By julia on Aug 4, 2007 | Reply

    i have no clue who this girl is, but her body is the best. thats what i want. and who cares about the boobs?? first of all they look amazing and second of all, its the only thing you guys can pick on so you do that.

    and fake hair?? who DOESNT have fake hair? is that even an insult?? fake anything is no longer an insult, because nobody cares…get out of 1950s boys and girls…Her body is amazing, and since i dont know and dont care who she is, i cant comment on her personality. so this is a purely body related objective comment.

  195. By Jodi on Aug 4, 2007 | Reply

    Really, though, who is this twit, anyway, and why do we care? I looked her up on imdb.com, too, and see that she played “Herself” on “The Hills”. Don’t you have to BE “somebody” first before you can play yourself on a show?

    She couldn’t be less interesting if she tried. And I couldn’t really be less interested in her if I tried.

  196. By MiMi on Aug 4, 2007 | Reply

    Are you serious Kittah? Those boobs DO NOT suit her at all they also look very hard! And what the hell happened to her nose? She should smack the docter who did that to her lol! But i liked Hedi at first even more then LC but until she choose her boyfriend who cheats on her over her bestfriend..wait this is not about the HiLLS lol,,so anyway yes she has a great fake body but not the most perfect(i like Audrinas better)* She is nothing special Before or After.

  197. By Kittah on Aug 4, 2007 | Reply

    Jodi - “The Hills” is a reality show so if you thought she was an actress….nope, not even. Apparantley she got engaged to her douche bag boyfriend “Spencer” and betrayed her best friend. I almost wish she was acting.

  198. By kthxbye on Aug 4, 2007 | Reply

    she’s a butterface.

  199. By p on Aug 4, 2007 | Reply

    i really can’t stand this girl.

    that being said, she does have a great body, but that’s bc of the big fake boobs. without them, she’d still have a good body IN MY OPINION bc i like little skinny bodies, but I’m sure it wouldn’t be considered hot bodied by many people due to the lack of um breastal area lol

    it looks a little unreal though…if she’s going the Pam Anderson route, then it’s great…otherwise, it’s a little exaggerated.

  200. By Giana on Aug 5, 2007 | Reply

    ughhh no….
    too thin
    fake boobs
    not perfect.

  201. By Jodi on Aug 5, 2007 | Reply

    Thanks, Kittah. So the reality is that she’s a nobody who wishes she were somebody, and she has really fake tits. Got it!

  202. By everybreath on Aug 5, 2007 | Reply

    probably too thin but the kind of thin most of us see and go oooooo she looks sooo much better than me in a bikini, she could do with putting on a bit and still look amazing. However yuck to the boobs if i can call them boobs i mean please, no

  203. By Paul on Aug 5, 2007 | Reply

    she’s got a hot body and an ugly horse face

  204. By carina on Aug 5, 2007 | Reply

    she looks hot. but her boobs are definitly fake.

  205. By tc on Aug 5, 2007 | Reply

    ew no her boobs are super fake she has wide hips bird legs and a flat ass i dont know how in the world any of u all think she has a perfect body not to mention she has pasty white skin and brassy blonde hair and the belly ring is extremely trashy

  206. By Amberina on Aug 5, 2007 | Reply

    Wow you’re right, perfect figure. I don’t really dig her hair color though, and her face would probably be prettier if she gained a few…

  207. By Adrienne on Aug 5, 2007 | Reply

    So what if her boobs and nose are fake! Not everyone with a fake chest also has perfect legs, abs, etc. If she hadn’t got a boob job, you guys would be dogging her for not filling out her bikini top (as I’ve seen on other posts). Honestly, I didn’t know anyone’s body could look that flawless without being airbrushed!

  208. By Kittah on Aug 5, 2007 | Reply

    MiMi - I am serious. Remember, this girl is young and dumb and is totally brainwashed by her boyfriend. She lives in the most superficial state of America and has tons of money which she didn’t earn. Why NOT get implants? It should make sense.

  209. By Sheila on Aug 5, 2007 | Reply

    I think she looks great! Obviously no one could brain wash someone that much that they would get implants if they didn’t want to! I have seen episodes of the hills where heidi asks LC if here boobs look big..obviously she wasnt confident about them so GOOD ON HER! Go heidi you look fab!

  210. By elina on Aug 5, 2007 | Reply

    Without the obvious implants she would look sick-thin.

  211. By emma on Aug 5, 2007 | Reply

    GREAT body.
    FUGLY face.

  212. By Jodi on Aug 5, 2007 | Reply

    She’s that fucking stupid that she can be “brainwashed” into getting fake tits? I have no sympathy or patience of that level of stupidity.

  213. By Jodi on Aug 5, 2007 | Reply

    Gah! I meant “patience FOR” not “patience OF”.

    Sorry for the mistake. I was busy being brainwashed to make typos! LOLOLOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!

  214. By Jodi on Aug 5, 2007 | Reply

    (And of course this comment looks stupid, by itself, because the comment with the typo, which should precede this one, has not yet been APPROVED … because I used a *colorful* word. Whoooops.)

  215. By Jessica on Aug 5, 2007 | Reply

    JADE took the words right out of my mouth. all the times i just read all negative things about her are prolly from girls sitting at home dieting to look like that. dont be jealous of pretty girls anytime i go out i get filthy looks because i look nice sometimes it sucks to be pretty. maybe personally she isnt a great girl but this website talks about the BODY of the person in the pics not there attitude. she is beautiful and i know thats the body all girls wants, thin but not bony and slightly curvy. gorgious body hands down.

    ps. it takes a real comfortable woman to admit that someone is more prettier than herself so stop proving to everyone on this site that your insecure and give a pic a postive comment damn it.

  216. By Libs on Aug 5, 2007 | Reply

    Definitely like how she’s trying to look sooo ’sexy’ in the first 3 pics. please

  217. By Sloan on Aug 5, 2007 | Reply

    Implants. Terrible taste in men. Not a great personality. But for a super young semi-celeb, she looks good in a swimsuit.

  218. By Aimee on Aug 5, 2007 | Reply

    i dont know her but her body is perfect her boobs are fake who cares they look great lol

  219. By v on Aug 5, 2007 | Reply

    what is with people hating on fake boobs? some girls are flat chested and getting implants is not a big deal and its no ones business. If she is happy with them then let her be. She looks great, i bet many people wish they had a body like hers, fake boobs or not.

  220. By Meg on Aug 5, 2007 | Reply

    As much as I hate the girl she does have a next to perfect body!!
    the implants are a little ridiculous though, not natural looking at all!!! ew

  221. By alisa on Aug 5, 2007 | Reply

    the only reason her boobs look so fake is because she doesnt have any fat to cover them. if she gained like 10-15 pounds her body would be perfect… from the front. she needs as implants now. but dont get me started on her face and teeth. ugh.

  222. By zoe on Aug 5, 2007 | Reply

    i think alot of ppl could look like that if they had her money, fake boobs, and snorted pounds of cocaine… she has to look good to keep attention since she’s not even a real celebrity

  223. By May on Aug 6, 2007 | Reply

    Although I’m not a fan of implants I think she looks good here. She has pretty much the legs and middle body I would like to have. And I think we should let her enjoy the fame now, in couple of years no one will remember her.

  224. By breads on Aug 6, 2007 | Reply

    it might be perfect if her breast weren’t fake and she had some form of a butt

  225. By Jodi on Aug 6, 2007 | Reply

    In a couple of years, May? I’ve already forgotten her!

  226. By May on Aug 6, 2007 | Reply

    =)

  227. By Ashley on Aug 6, 2007 | Reply

    she looks amazing, perfect body. I have 36 D breasts, If weight and I lost my boobs, I would definatly get a boob job. Really, what is the big deal?

  228. By cossey on Aug 6, 2007 | Reply

    Love her tits!

  229. By cl on Aug 6, 2007 | Reply

    fake everything is right… i am not a fan.

  230. By renee on Aug 6, 2007 | Reply

    wow she does have a GREAT body… in my opinion..

  231. By belle on Aug 6, 2007 | Reply

    her body is nice exept for the ugly fake boobs….

  232. By anne on Aug 6, 2007 | Reply

    how can u say she has the perfect body? shes totally fake…fake boobs and fake nose. Thats not a good message to be sending to anyone.

  233. By KB on Aug 6, 2007 | Reply

    What’s wrong with fake boobs?! I have fake boobs! The problem is when they are out of proportion. If she had AA’s the comments would be worse. Everyone likes boobs guys, don’t be hypocrites. Mine are full B’s and very tasteful. Not having any was torture so take it easy people!

  234. By Dani on Aug 6, 2007 | Reply

    i am not a fan of her but do think she looks amazing. she doesnt deny that he boobs are fake as yes she is pastey white but skin cancer isnt hot so if that is her natural skin tone then so be it

  235. By ok... on Aug 6, 2007 | Reply

    yea…with her fake boobs!!!!

  236. By lauren on Aug 6, 2007 | Reply

    Yikes! Not perfect in any sense of the word.. The fake boobs don’t help.

  237. By RusTyFXY on Aug 7, 2007 | Reply

    i think she looks amazing!!! but the fake boobs … 2 OBVIOUSSSS

  238. By sydney on Aug 7, 2007 | Reply

    fake boobs but she does have a nice body!

  239. By yo on Aug 7, 2007 | Reply

    I thought she had a great figure 2 but she got lottttts of plastic surgery so … dont admire that fake piece of plastic

  240. By Miss M on Aug 7, 2007 | Reply

    Oh my God, she looks so cute you could just stick her in your pocket ;-)

  241. By cossey on Aug 7, 2007 | Reply

    I wanna suckle!

  242. By midnight on Aug 7, 2007 | Reply

    gorgeous from the waist down, but I don’t like the bony chest/big fake boobs combo at all.

  243. By Mig on Aug 7, 2007 | Reply

    I think she would look better if she gained a few pounds, just enough so that her ribs and pelvic bone weren’t so obvious. Also, her tits are obviously fake.

  244. By Al on Aug 7, 2007 | Reply

    Great body, but ugh! That face! If she had to get work done, she really should have done something about her chin.

  245. By Betti on Aug 7, 2007 | Reply

    she looks fucking fantastic to me! wow wish i looked like that!!
    xxx

  246. By Nice_Gurl on Aug 8, 2007 | Reply

    Yea, she’s pretty close to perfect. One of the best bodies I’ve seen in Hollywood… Too bad she’s had plastic surgery… I would LOVE to have her body and be able to say it was all real, lol.

  247. By eana on Aug 8, 2007 | Reply

    Okay, enough already about her boobs! Admit it- if you didn’t know they were fake, you would think they were fabulous. Personally, I would kill for her body!

  248. By MelodySoul on Aug 9, 2007 | Reply

    She is a little too thin for my taste. She got a boob job and a nose job not long ago so I can’t have much respect for her “good looks” when she paid for them.

  249. By carrie on Aug 11, 2007 | Reply

    its perfect alright.
    except I saw recently on television that she got fake boobs.
    i’m not fond of her. but her body looks good.

  250. By carina on Aug 13, 2007 | Reply

    that’s one of the most perfect bodies i’ve ever seen (even her boobs are obviously fake). i’m jealous x)

  251. By lesli on Aug 13, 2007 | Reply

    she looks like she shoved two grapefruit halves over an emaciated chest. yuck.

  252. By molly on Aug 17, 2007 | Reply

    holy butterface

  253. By kayla on Aug 25, 2007 | Reply

    i think she is gorgous and has a great body…maybe better than LC but i like her better than LC…if heidi wasnt on the hills.. there will be no show

  254. By kaddi on Sep 3, 2007 | Reply

    I hink she looks good also I can not stand her….she´s a typical blond dummi

  255. By lauren on Sep 4, 2007 | Reply

    fake boobs = not a perfect body!! Rock them small boobies, girls!

  256. By sara on Oct 23, 2007 | Reply

    yah everyone knowse they are facke i know this sounds crazy butt i think if she lost a few around her hair hips/ass area she would lok perfect

  257. By ana on Nov 15, 2007 | Reply

    *butterface

  258. By Reenefupnob on Mar 23, 2008 | Reply

    I’d prefer reading in my native language, because my knowledge of your languange is no so well.

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