Poll: Does Britney Spears Have The Body For This Dress?
September 6th, 2007 by Rian | Filed under Britney Spears.Let’s do a poll… do you all think that Britney has the body to pull off this super-short dress? Why or why not? Leave your opinion in the comment section. And remember… don’t get hostile if other people don’t agree with you. 
Personally, I don’t think she has the figure for it. She’s not fat or anything, but just doesn’t carry herself well in it - her posture looks terrible. And yes, I don’t think people should bare so much skin unless they are in fabulous shape…
ewww no.
Just no.
A) That’s an ugly dress
B) Britney has a great body… it is NORMAL and TONED and she is not at all fat.
C) I agree, she doesn’t carry herself well (or, for that matter, make good or flattering fashion choices)
Thats not a dress, its a skirt. And its not flatering.
WHY WHY WHY? why does she wear such unflattering clothes??? she was just photographed in what looked like a shirt with her whole naked butt showing…now she does it again!
JUST A BADD ANGLE & POORLY FITTED DRESS!!!
SO DONT HATE ON HER & START CALLING HOMEGURL FAT!!
I LOVE BRITBRIT
I don’t think anyone should wear that dress unless they are stripping, completely trashy. But regardless she does not have the body for it. Her body is yucky and she should cover it up.
ewwwww, she looks hideous, and she can no way pull off this outfit - i think it would look better on someone more toned and slim, and tanned, if it can ever look good on anyone lol
i shall not say she’s fat but she does look quite chubby and untoned… ew
Very few people can wear a skirt as a dress and make it work for them. Britney Spears is not one of those people.
Eh, Britney’s too easy of a target. Girl has her issues. That dress would look only barely interesting on a super skinny runway model. It looks ridiculous on anyone else.
How are you about to say that brit looks great when you all fucking rip on kelly clarkson? I see no fucking difference… at least kelly can fucking carry a tune.
She looks awful in that dress…
I think the dress is ugly; it’s not so much about britney’s body.
that’s downright GROSS.
Miss_Luna is soo right, it’s a skirt! Guess it was so tight that she couln’t even close the zipper! But it is a step up from last weeks outfit were she just wore a top and forgot her pants! Everybody else’s worst nightmare… but she just struts out in front of the paparazi! Crazy girl!
Aside from her wearing shirts/skirts as dresses now… she continues to wear her heinous boots that make her thick calves look even thicker and her short legs look shorter… poor girl has lost her mind.
ew no! not at all! and that is the ugliest “dress” ever
That dress wouldn’t look good on anyone. It’s not so much her body as the ridiculous nature of the dress itself. She’s not fat but she doesn’t seem all that toned, to me. But again, in this case, it’s the dress, not her.
Definately a skirt.
ok i think we all agree the dress is hideous and brittany doesnot have the body to pull it off
um… did someone forget to tell her that the ‘dress’ she is wearing is actaully a SKIRT???… the woman needs a reality check :S
Can ANYBODY pull off that “dress”?
Her skankiness is just getting worse and worse, hitting new lows….next she’s going to be photographed out and about wearing nothing but pasties and dental floss.
she looks great….*awkward pause*
No.
I think that’s a SKIRT NOT a DRESS!
That dress is damn ugly, no one should wear it! But answer to the queston: No, she does not have the body to wear it. She’s fat.
I love the dress or skirt or whatelse but this mise doesn’t work for her.I think that her arms look awful!please,dear-why don’t you do something?
One word…..NO!!!
Very few people can wear a skirt as a dress and make it work for them. Britney Spears is one of those people.
that is a skirt isnt it???? God i used to do that when i was a kid mucking around - this is rather bizzarre behaviour.
Looks more like a skirt to me.
I want the bag!
And to answer the question: No.
I always wonder why she wears unflattering stuff like this, her body is not that bad… with the right clothes on she could look pretty ok…. ahhh it makes me sad seeing her like this, I think she needs a makeover and a stylist!
I really don’t understand why she can’t just wear more clothes. Honestly, it’s not that hard. Pants are a very good addition to an outfit consisting of just a top. Someone should let her know, stat.
eew, that´s what i call gross. i mean - could someone please tell her, that she shouldn´t wear SKIRTS as DRESSES?!?
i really hope that she is able to come back as a musician but i´m soooo sick of beeing terrorised by pix of almost naked brit in almost every peoples mag! (btw- sorry 4 my english - it´s not my mothertongue…)
cheers b*
NO she looks crap in that “dress”
this trashy dressing is making me sick, the hemlines are getting higher and higher, and its for publicity (well it better be coz if she thinks she looks hot in that then good luck to her)
That’s a shirt. Dear god… even someone thin shouldn’t walk around in that alone.
ARGHH IM BLINDED!!
what with the constant need for showing her bloomin arse?!
few people pull a skirt off as a dress…especially when you are no even close to being fit!!
yuck”!
she looks so much better in this than she did in that weird ugly shirt and boots combo that showed off her, errrr ‘assets’ that was posted the other week. but the girl just always seems to look awful
I don’t understand how someone with her money can go out like this. She pays people to help her, and who the hell would let someone walk out the door in this crap? She seems like an exhibitionist. Someone who gets thrills by publicly showing off their genitalia and/or breasts. At any rate, she looks terrible (as always), and I imagine that from the way she dresses, she thinks she has really good legs. What’s sad is that she has a nice body shape, if she would lose about 15-20 pounds. Her legs and body overall are starting to look lumpy and shapeless.
I agree with those who said NO ONE SHOULD WEAR THAT OUTFIT! lol.
No. I could see many of the Hollywood skinnies pull that look off almost decently but Britney just does not have the body for it. And did she forget to zip the thing up?
LOL, she looks awful as usual.
Rian hope your feeling better. Could you do a post on Fergie, it looks like she may be shrinking.
oh hail no.
she looks absolutely disgusting in everythnig she wears.though i agree,no one,as hot as they may be,should wear that thing britney’s wearing here.
Why can’t she ever dress normally anymore? She shows off her ass all the time. Her kids will be so ashamed when they are older.
In my opinion no, she doesn’t have the figure for it. She is too bulky at present and has deffinitely regained some of the weight that she recently lost. She has a ‘manish’ look about her shoulders and back and her neck is starting to thicken. Saying that though, I can’t imagine anyone looking good in what she is wearing.
she looks like the hunchback of notre dame - from the back and from the front… sorry, but this dress is hideous!
she may have a good and normal figure, but if you always wear things like that dress, that make yoou look chubby.. of course, people will call you fat.
I dont think it’s supposed to be worn as a dress. I think it’s a skirt. And looks awful. Only the likes of Keira could pull it off because she has no boobs.
one word: hideous
NO! This dress looks terrible on her. I wouldn´t wear it either and I´m way thinner than Britney…
I think it’s ok - but what I never understand:
Why the dresses are so short they barely cover the ass?
And I really have no problem with nudity - but in some places you don’t walk around like this…???
Or am I wrong?
She gets her clothing allways so wrong!! I can’t believe that somebody has a such a bad taste! and I think that dress is for super skinny girls, not for girls who has a body like britney. She’s not fat, but she’s far from skinny too..
Oh mein Gott ! Her breasts just look horrible in this dress. She´s not fat, but it isn´t easy to wear such a dress and look fine. Britney, put on a jeans and a t-shirt, please
What’s next? Is she going to wear a SOCK and try to pretend it’s a dress?
No
1) it looks like one of my grans “lampshade” skirts
and
2)its too small for her - she cant even zip it up properly at the side!
I think that’s actually a TOP meant to be worn with shorts at the very least…and i don’t think she even zipped it up. RED CARD SHE LOOKS LIKE A MESS, THROW HER OUT OF THE FIELD BEFORE WE ALL GO BLIND.
no she doesn´t have the figure….some dresses which britney spears wears look like…hm shirts?…and not like dresses….everytime she wears sth like that I´m asking myself the question if it is a top or a dress…..always looks like she goes out in a top and a string hehehehe
Oh I just had another idea…it is neither a dress nor a top…but a skirt?! could be possible…..
more to the point - does she have the brain for that dress - or any other dress
Errrr… that’s a skirt and it’s just WRONG.
She looks like she’s wearing a sack-like, shapeless skirt with a white fedora and brown cowboy boots.
Somebody PLEASE stage an intervention!!!
That’s not a dress, it’s a skirt pulled up over her boobs lol. Britney truly is the queen of trash!
What ’s with the cowboy boots and short shirt dresses with her? She has absolutely no taste in style. She used to look hot, but she really let herself go. What a shame.
Please, give us a break, ridiculous skirt/dress or whatever it is !
hahah, im thinking that is not a dress but a skirt!
this is either a top or a skirt pulled up to look like a dress, no one can look good that way. britney has a great body but just dresses awfully.
I don’t think ANYONE could wear that skirt or shirt or dress, whatever it is and look good. Brits body isnt bad at all.. I mean she looks great for having 2 kids. She needs to get off the drugs and get herself straight.
Brit Brit is a train wreck Somehow.. I dont see her changing ….ever.
And what is with the weave with her hair poking out on the top in other photo’s I have seen! A Wig would have been a much better choice!
NO
brit doesn’t have the body for this skirt
She looks like my Great Aunt Viola.
hell no!
really I think back in her skinny days she must have had a major disorder, because as we can see now she isn’t able to get back to her old figur in anyway, with all the money she has!
ITS NOT A BLOODY DRESS ITS A SKIRT IS THAT NOT OBVIOUS TO EVERYONE?
but on the other hand i think shes doin well to still be alive after all the shit people throw at her about her life.
NO!!! I think that sort of dress looks better on someone who are very, very slim (like Eva Longoria), because that might balance out their figure. In Britney’s case, it just adds extra pounds. I think it might have worked better if she had worn it with a couple of tight jeans and had her hair loose. A low-hanging necklase might also look good.
I don’t think anyone has the body for that dress. It’s too shapeless to make anyone look good. So…no.
Britney would look cute in a halter dress…especially if she took a couple of minutes to run a brush through her hair.
I wear more than that when i get out of the shower. What happened to the days of glamorous stars we could look up to as little girls? I cannot believe she get so much attention.
That “dress” … is a skirt and she obviously doesn’t fit into it either way… around her waist or her breasts.
Why does nobody of her friends turn around and give her a good ticking off? Why does nobody say: look woman, pull yourself together, you have two kids to take care off and they come first, THEN your career. There is nothing wrong with taking time out to bring yourself into a better place. But behaviour like this is just not acceptable.
I feel for her because she either has no friends or the wrong friends.
she looks dreadful. I wouldn’t want to look like her in a million years.
Also, since when is this a dress? She takes tunic tops/and flowy babydoll tops and tries to wear them as dresses. When she needs to be wearing them with shorts, or preferably jeans!!
she looks great in everything!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! she just dosent get the good pictures shown.. and i dont care if anyone likes my coment
lets just say its not very flattering. and even look at the first pic. it seems as though there is a zipper on the side that could not have even been zippered all the way up.
she should wear clothing that flatters her body, then she would look great.
I don’t think it’s a dress - it’s a skirt she just put on like a dress. She’s crazy, it doesn’t look good, man.
Some folk are brave enough to do the skirt as a dress thing but this is only okay if this is a long skirt and NOT a knee length one.
It would not be appropriate for anyone to wear this u can prob see her underwear. WTF is she thinking when she gets dressed?
(Oh, I do love that purse.)
No, no, no. Very few people have the physique to wear a dress like that. And for that matter, it’s not even a dress, IMHO. It’s a top. She neeeeeeeds to wear pants, for crying out loud. Every time I see a picture of her, I think the top of my head is going to blow clean off.
Britney is not fat; in fact, she is probably pretty small IRL. But she has a look of someone who just lays around and smokes and drinks and eats junk. She has probably always done that but she stopped working out, obviously. Plus, she is not 19 anymore.
And would she just TAKE A BATH. And ditch the hat. And burn the @#$%^&* boots. . . enough already!!!!!
I dont think anybody should wear so short dress and it is doesnt matter how fat, skinny or great looking you are. I think if you wear a dress showing your butt to everybody it means something is wrong with your head.
NO!!!!!! NOT AT ALL!!! Here are my reasons:
1. It really looks like a skirt that she just pulled up to her chest to wear as a dress.
2. You can tell in the 2nd pic by her arm that it’s not even zippered up all the way.
3. She’s just not fit at all to wear anything that short!!
Grow up Britney!! You have kids!!! She is just pathetic!!
Without a doubt, NO!
She’s got rolls starting to form over the top of the SKIRT she’s wearing as a dress. Some people really should look into a GOOD stylist!
She looks like a sausage. Completely trampy.
OMG why do people who have loads of money wear such hideous clothes??? She would look great in something more decent, her body is not that bad. It’s just the clothes.
I think poor Britney is officially insane, nevermind fat. Who would wear that… thing as a dress?
Who would wear, from head to toe, white and black, purple, red and brown together?
And, yes, Britney is certainly overweight,
If the dress was longer, I’d say yes.
omg! that’s a pleaded skirt! lol! not the right body to wear it but that’s britney b*tch!!!
When you say “dress” are you refering to the drapes she wrapped around herself?
Still a little too fleshy for this amount of exposure. Lay off the junk food and sweet beverages Brit!!!She should focus on loosing a little more weight. Tone up a little and she will be just fine.
No. She has a normal body I suppose but it just doesn’t look good on her.
I kinda feel sorry for the girl, I don’t think anyone she spends time with is game enough to tell her that her clothes aren’t really appropriate.
The outer layer of fabric is very see-thru. Notice how short the very visible underlayer is-it hits her panty line.
What a disgrace.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH HER!!!! SHE IS SERIOUSLY A TOTAL NUT JOB!!!
Lord no! She looks just as trashy and yuck as always. The other was a shirt and I’m convinced that this might be a skirt. Maybe on anyone else in Hollywood this might work, but Smelly Spears is not pulling it off. She’s bulging at the top and baring too much at the bottom. I’ve given up any hope for her anyways, now I just wish she would disappear….GO AWAY!
I think you’d be hard pressed to find anyone who looked good in that dress. It’s just plain unflattering.
Oh, and in case you were wondering, NO SHE DOES NOT HAVE THE FIGURE FOR THAT DRESS!!! If it is a dress!!
The dress is pretty heinous. The fact that Britney Spears is wearing it just makes it all the more so… She should stick to sweats and a brown paperbag over her head!
she needs to lose some chub and tone up. although I think that particular disaster of a dress (?) would look hideous on anyone.
eww that is soo desgusting.
just looking at her makes me not want to eat.
*averts eyes*
thats not a dress. thats a skirt.
i don’t think it’s a dress - i think it’s a shirt - it would look great on her if she had on some super dark blue jeans and got rid of that lame hat - and sewed up the gaping hole in the side of her “dress” - i am so tired of this girl being half naked in public - and carrying a big drink - what’s with the constant thirst?
I think she dresses like trash on purpose to get attention. If she were classy and refined in her fashion choices, she’d be boring and no one would be talking about her. As usual, she looks horrible! She’s not the fit and trim Brit we were once used to, she needs to cover up!
wait i revise my answer - i don’t think it’s a shirt - i think it’s a mini skirt she’s hiked up over her boobs
Eh, I wouldn’t wear it in public either. The only person who’d see me in something that short would be my boyfriend, in his bedroom, with the door locked. Not cute to wear out unless you have perfect posture, and watch to see you aren’t exposed the whole fridgin time.
it just occurred to me that all those desperately short hemlines of late, always combined with hiding the waistline, could mean she could be pregnant again.
what a horrifying thought. O_o
that is not a dress. it’s a skirt pulled up as a dress. she has lost her mind.
Why does she insist on wearing dresses that look like SHIRTS everywhere? Does she WANT people to see her ass?
Her body’s fine, but the dress just would suck on any body!
As normal, just another hideous outfit for her to draw more attention to herself…..she’s pathetic and an attention hoar.
It looks like she wrapped some curtains around herself.
SKIRT
I agree that not everyone should show their skin unless they have the body for it. I am not a fan of the dress. If she is still in the Los Angeles area I could personally say the temperature was hot as hell and many people in the area were showing their skin who had worse bodies.
1st, she muz understand that, to look sexy, u don’t have to bare so much skin, or get naked. she doesn’t have d body to b sexy, so juz accept it n eat less, do some ex! n i believe that she can get back to her really fit n toned sexy body she once had, that’s provided she put more efforty in it.
Britney’s crazy, but we already knew that. Nobody could get away wearing a dress as a skirt.
Haha wow! IS it a skirt?! In the second picture under her left arm it looks like where the button and zipper on a skirt would be…and she couldn’t zip it. Haha. No dress zips right there that I know of…..IS IT A SKIRT?!?!!!
THATS NOT EVEN A DRESS!!! Even if it was she doesnt look good in it in anyway and not because of her body but because of her attitude and personality, she wants to be too rebelious but still doesnt quite know how to accomplish that. Really bad!!
Britney looks like a white trash whore! Her dress looks like a skirt she has put on as a dress and it is totally fugly! her figure is not great at all. this outfit is way too short for her!! She is the most tragic person ever!!!!!
1st, she needs to understand that u don’t have to bare so much skin or get naked to look sexy. she just doesn’t have the body! so juz accept it n work on it! eat less n do some exercise. i believe that she can get back to her once fit + toned+ sexy body if she put more effort in it..
A- that is a skirt pulled up and worn as a dress and
B- It isn’t even done up and…
C-No, she does not have the body for all of these short dresses she is gettin about in!
Aww it IS a skirt! If I saw her in public I’d totally laugh in her face.
She’s insane and disgusting and she looks ridiculous.
1: Britney does not have a great body- it is just average
2: This dress would not suit anyone!
3: What the heck is she thinking…
She cannot pull this off!!!
It is not a skirt!!!!! It is a SHIRT!!!! I have a similar one. Look at the hole on the side for your ARMS!!!! If you notice she wears all long shirts as dresses now.
*gasps* no!
britney is fat, ugly, and stupid. Wouldn’t it be great if she came to this site and read all the comments about her? Seriously, she must not have a mirror wherever she gets dressed. She’s so dumb. SHe’s like the crazy homeless people that you see in downtown Austin, except that she has no excuse because she has tons of money!
ok, ew.
what is up with her. that is not a dress. it looks like an effing skirt hitched up to her boobs.
whats with the gaping hole in the side.
That dress is horrible
she does not have the body for that dress anyway
she should wear clothes that suit her not ones that make her look fat.
That girls messed up.
poor britney… why is she doing this ?! it looks disgusting on her.
Obviously not, she couldn’t even zip it up. I don’t think anyone could pull it off and actually look fashionable.
I also think it is supposed to be a skirt.
honestly, we’re all rootin for you brit… get it together!
That has to be a long skirt she is wearing for a dress.
Christy is so right on the money! She’s only wearing this crap so people will keep talking about her. She’s a publicity whore.
What a trainwreck!
1. Whether it’s a skirt or a shirt, the way she is wearing it sucks.
2. Bitch must have backwards body dysmorphia if she thinks she can get away with not wearing a bra all the time - or wearing ANY of the shit she wears.
yuk, put some pants on already.
I don’t think there’s any question-no one should be wearing that skirt/dress.
She could be so much cuter if she would dress to fit her figure and not try to be such an exhibitionist. She’s by no means fat-but the way she dresses adds 10 lbs to her frame.
I used to blame K-Fed for her trashy dressing, now I see it was her all the way.
No. If she could drop about 15-20 pounds, maybe, but those legs don’t pull off these dresses very well.
She’s clearly lost her mind. I’m not being facetious…I really believe that she’s suffering from a mental illness of some sort. People living in some semblence of reality DO NOT wear skirts as dresses (unless they’re 8 and they’re playing dress-up at home)…they just don’t. As others have mentioned, a bit ago, she was photographed wearing just a blouse…no pants/skirt. She needs a serious intervention, as I believe she’s a danger to her children and pets.
I agree. I really think she’s mentally ill and needs help pronto. Please, someone institutionalize this poor woman!
She looks hideous in it. Plus it doesn’t help that the dress is terribly ugly. It looks like a tube top. She shouldn’t be wearing it.
I agree with those than said that it is skirt not a dress, definately a skirt….what is in her head when she leaves her home dressed like this? i mean, she’s Britney, but she should take care of her image!!!
nobody should wear that as a dress, there are about 5 people in the whole world who could wear it and still look good, but it still wouldn’t be a good decision.
I think Sarah Michelle Gellar or somebody similarly diminutive are about the only ones that could look half way OK in it.
You can the girl out of the trailer but you can’t take the trailer out of the girl!
i love the fact that not only is she wearing a skirt as a top, but she hasn’t even done the zip up on the side! she has gone sooooo downhill its just sad, she was my idol when i was younger!
i also love the fact that she has put the rag extensions away in yet another awful hat & has done it in a way that we can see her natural short hair at the back.
tragic.
it looks more like a top then a dress! she doesn’t pull it off because she’s too chubby. she needs to lose some weight & tone up.
I just realized that my response didn’t make any sense. What I meant to say is “wearing a skirt as a dress”. Although, I do see her wearing a “dress as a skirt” in the near future.
Oh Brit…She makes my heart (and eyes) sad. There really are no words for this “look.”
she really needs to stop
oh man. that IS A dress! and nope, she doesnt fit the dress at all.
what happened to the good ‘ol britney back then?
:/
She would look more herself in a triple extra large Cheetos bag.
These boots must stink like the deepest gorge of hell
That is not a dress, that is a shirt and she needs to be wearing pants! She should put on some skinny jeans and some heels and she would look better.
But to answer the question…I think that she does NOT have the body to be wearing whatever that piece of clothing is.
no. she looks trashy and disgusting - and the fact that she has taken a cheerleading skirt from 1955 and pulled it up to her boobs does nothing for her.
She is the fattest cow ever!!! what is that thing a SKIRT??? god she is so trashy i can’t deal
NO!! She’s wearing a moo-moo (however you spell it) with no bra. All she needs now is a pair of flower flip-flops, and a flowered bathig cap, and she’ll be all set for the over 60 adult swim @ the retirement community for active seniors.
That is a skirt .. I agree… and that is GHETTO FABU my friends…
P.S. someone needs to hijack those hideous cowboy boots ( soooo 2001), and burn them.
holy crap no, she cant wear this. NO ONE CAN.
Not only does britney just dress plain bad, she also dresses badly for her figure which makes it even worse.
Ive seen one or two of her dresses, pretty, floaty little things that are just so wrong on her. She makes them look tarty ,wears them too small, and just generally overwhelms them. Delicate, skimpy floaty dresses only really look good on very slim girls or soft girls with little muscle bulk (think, slim neck, slim wrists, soft rounded limbs and torso. a very classical feel. i know some of you hate girls with no muscle tone but classical art and myself love them, so screw you ;P)
Britney can only wear delicate dresses if they are more structured and actually cover more of her. I know because I have the same kind of problem - i cant help that im not delicate as my genes dictate i will be well muscled.
oh yeah, and shes batshit crazy.
NASTYYYY!!!!!!
I am SOO tired of her!!
Ok lets get this strait for the record - lately this tramp has been wearing blouses around in public trying to pull them off as dresses - any fool can see that she is just wearing these babydoll shirts that are so popular these days and NO BRITCHES - now it seems that wasn’t giving her enough attention she has decided to wear a skirt pulled up like a strapless dress - one can clearly see that she is an attention seeking whore! Perhaps if the media would just ignore this nasty girl she would stop making us look at her nasty celulite ridden body!!!
No and I’m pretty sure that’s a skirt.
AAAAHHH! MY EYES, MY EYES!! My poor freakin’ eyes!! :O
That girl is so messed up, she doesn’t even realize she’s wearing a SKIRT as a DRESS. Why doesn’t she have people around her that tell her she looks ridiculous?? Goodness…
humpback whale!! oh wait, that’s britney spears
SHE’s CRAzy!!!! she needs mental help!
haha humpback whale is exactly what i was thinking. she did manage to hook the skirt she’s trying to make into a dress, yet she forgot to zip it. how sad to be an incompetent fat slob. poor britbrit.
BRIT PUHLLEEEEEEZE GET RID OF THOSE BOOTS!!!!
The old toned Brit couldn’t have even pulled this outfit off. She would do so much better if she quit dressing for the body she had, and dress with the right size clothes for her body. C’mon with all her money? She could easily do it.
no, this does not work on her because it is a freaking *skirt* not a dress… she’s so gross…
Of course she does not have the body for it she cannot even get it zipped up!
Dress, skirt, whatever. You got the point.
uummm…why cant people admit shes just gross and big and nothing looks good on her?
trash, trash, trash, no other word to discribe this piece of trash.
is there ANYTHING she wears that she looks good in?? I think she would get more comments if she EVER went out in something classy and nice looking. She is shapeless and classless and tasteless and its getting boring seeing her trashtastic fashion NONsense every single day.
well y’all wheres I come from we all wear shirts for skirts and skirts for dresses and that’s just the men folk
That’s THE NASTIEST SHIT.
wtf is wrong with her
Someone needs to tell her that she is not hot -
It´s a skirt - not a dress - and no, sorry Britbrit - love u - but noooo!
Jodi said - What’s next? Is she going to wear a SOCK and try to pretend it’s a dress? That’s a good one !!
And I don’t think ANYBODY has the body to wear a thing like that. Except when you’re 5 years old and you’re playing with your mother’s skirt ! I think at this point she is just taking wathever is on the floor next to her bed and puts it on in the morning.
She needs to tone up, lose a couple pounds and lose a couple pounds, some hair wouldn’t hurt the girl either….but she’s pretty much insane now, so I don’t think she has that much hope.
She shudnt wear those types of dresses.They make her look frumpy.I tnk poor britney has reached the point of no return!!
that isn’t even a dress is a top you can see where the hole are for her arms
what is wrong with her? she could look so good if she wore the right clothes. and we know she has the money to pull it off. why go out looking like you just hit up the local flea market?
Simply put: no.
Metaphorically put: does a cow have the body for that dress?
NO!!!! That probably isn’t even a dress! I bet it’s a skirt she just pulled up over her boobs, just like she tends to wear shirts or tunics that barely cover her ass! It’s disgusting and vulgar and she has the posture of a Yeti. Ugh.
I hope she’s her own stylist for the VMAs.
First off it looks like she took a skirt and stuck it under her arms. Next, the poor ( well, NOT so poor at $700,000.00 income coming in per month - lol- she could afford something much nicer than THIS!!!!!! ) woman does not have the body for this, but I don’t think anyone does! I may have given one of my Barbies an impromptu outfit like this with a ribbon around the waist for a dress when I was 7 years old.
Whatever it is she is wearing would look awful on anyone because it is awful! She isnt fat but she isnt toned and small like she was before. This girl is just so lost right now.
I think she should just give up and go naked. She doesn’t have that bad of a body (and thats coming from a lover of the painfully thin). I honestly think she would be happier. Maybe she could move to an island and become a nudist. It might even be good for her!
She recently fired a portion of her staff. I think part of the problem is she really wants to take complete control over her life and career. No more writers. Her own style choices. Producing her own music videos and all that. What she does seem to understand is that she’s failing at it. I think when her new record lands it will be painfully obvious. I just wonder if she can recover. Will she even want to? She seems to be enjoying her time doing whatever she wants for once.
SO ugly-and she will forever think she is cute….She needs to stop dressing herself. Her boby is blah and her face/head is just HUGE
No, she dosn’t have the body (or the hair for that matter) to pull it off. Call me rigid, or old fashioned, but perhaps the problem is that she isn’t shopping for her dresses in the dress section.
This dress is awful on her. It looks like she can’t even zip up the side. She needs to wear clothes that fit her and flatter her instead of make her look like a dirty trailer whore.
once again, she thought a tunic was a dress. did she forget to zip the side of her dress?
No one has the body for that dress. It’s ugly. I think she dresses ugly on purpose, kind of like how an adolescent will throw together a bunch of clashing ugly pieces on purpose.
The “skirt” isn’t flattering pulled up over her breasts, and she isn’t thin enough to wear a similar look anyway. I believe she is too heavy. Her legs and arms look much too thick!
Is that even a dress ? … and heck no she does’nt have the body for whatever that thing is she’s wearing.
is that really a dress!? It looks like my tiny-tiny grandmothers skirt or something! … darn ugly, but she ain’t a stylish person. Always weirdly dressed-
she thinks it looks original.
and what is funny is, NOTHING matches anything in her outfit not even the purse or the hat LOL
She does not have the body for that dress because that’s a SKIRT!
is she a slut?maybe she wants to be a slut…a fat slut..
Is that a ring on her engagement finger I see?
Sorry, but I think she looks like a hog!
This is a “dress” that might just possibly be not-too-unflattering on a tiny curveless model, but Brit has always had some curve to her - she wouldn’t have made nearly as adorable a schoolgirl in her first video if she hadn’t had something going on - and now she’s had two babies in just a few years.
Also, her accessorizing clearly needs an intervention. What on earth does she think ties together that “dress” with that hat and those shoes??
NO NO NO NO NOOOOO!!!!! And it doesn’t fit!!! It’s not even zipped on the side to fit her lazy boobs! Ugh, she is gross and tacky all in one bundle or drama.
she doesn’t have the body for it. nope, not at all.
and the dress is trashy.
no
I don’t think anyone would look good in that dress.
lol she is insane!!!!! I haven’t read the comments yet..but it looks similar to the previous thing she wore. Its a shirt or a skirt? It’s definitley not a dress! lol And its not zipped. C’mon she can’t be this clueless. She has to be doing this on purpose for the attention (even though its bad attention). Why does she want us to think shes a wackjob?!??
Who knows, but its definitely working!!!!!!!
lol she is insane!!!!! I haven’t read the comments yet..but this “thing” looks similar to the previous thing she wore. Its a shirt or a skirt? It’s definitley not a dress! lol And its not zipped. C’mon she can’t be this clueless!! She has to be doing this on purpose for the attention (even though its bad attention). Why does she want us to think shes a wackjob?!??
Who knows, but its definitely working!!!!!!!
NO!
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Actually. I’m seeing improvement. I think she looks pretty good here! You have to be like supermodel thin to wear something like that. Britney has always been more muscular. Go Brit!
someone needs to throw a blanket over that cow. yuck!
Hell no! Her torso looks like an eggplant.
BACK FATTTT!!!!!! She looks like a blob, a sad rich blob!
Ridiculous. No one should be dressed like that, no matter the body type. Her body’s been worse though.
sorry for the double post. The 1st one didn’t seem to go through.
The poor girl thinks she looks good! She looks ugly and fat! Does Britney own a mirror?
Fashion 911 - Rachel Zoe needed for a fashion intervention IMMEDIATELY
one bad outfit after the other…. doesn’t the girl have people around her telling her how ridiculous she looks all the time?! SHE HAS TO BE DRESSING LIKE AN IDIOT ON PURPOSE!
This is a dreadful shapeless blah dress that looks hideous on her thick stocky body but it would look like shit even on a fit toned hourglass shape or a lean framed woman as well.
a big fat NO!
well I personally could care less about britney’s weight or body. but the bottom line is that is NOT a dress. A dress needs to cover your ass. Seriously her fashion sense makes me want to gag. If she wants to be left alone she needs to stop drawing attention to herself via nudity. If she was at the beach I would get being skantily clad, but she AINT
nobody has the body for that ugly dress.
she is just being creative i guess. she forgot to bring a blouse so she made use of her skirt! what is the problem with that????
OMG, this girl is one hellp of a mess - is it a dress? or has she just pulled her mum;s skirt up over her boobs and thought ‘this is hot’! im so not suprised to see that she has those terrible brown boots on with it too!
Does she look good in that dress? NO. But then again, I consider Britney to be one of the worst dressed women in Hollywood.
HELL NO!! Did she pull a skirt up around her chest and wear it like a dress? She looks like she has a hunch back in the first pic and the cowboy boots and hat are hideous accessories. I’m so sick of Britney dressing like this and I wish someone would intervene for all of our sakes. Get it together Brit you’re almost making K-Fed look stable.
no hell no and NO
is it a dress? i think its more of a shirt. she can wear it if its over jeans with heels. she’s not fat to me, she’s normal looking, but this is not a good look.
this looks like a skirt that she just decided to turn into a dress. its got no shape what so ever and what the hell is up with the stupid hats she keeps wearing…..she looks like an effin idiot….i hate her
IT IS A SKIRT, not a dress. B*tch is so dumb she doesn’t know the difference. See where she can’t even zip it up on the side.
britney, what are you drinking there in your plastic cup?
1. Hey wake up that’s a skirt
2. you forgot to close it
3. this skirt color and your purse color?
come on brit!!
You have so many bodyguards, switch one of them for a
personal styler!
Today, a skirt. The other posting was a shirt with all her bottom sticking out. Does her family understand that her way of thinking is not normal. Pretty soon she will be out there walking in the buff with those same boots on. Please understand I am not making jokes, I am a grown women, wife and mother seeing this poor young girl slowly loose her mind. I pray that she receives the right help, meds, or both before it is too late. My prayers go out to her, her family, and most of all those babies
First off that is NOT a dress. That is a skirt or some sorts and NO she doesnt have the body for it. No one does because its not meant to be worn as one!
There are so many gorgeous outfits out there, she has the money for them. Why why why does she dress like she does??
that is not a dress-it’s a freakin’ skirt yall!!!!
No.
what is she wearing?? she doesn’t look good in that dress. she looks fat.
her boob skirt isn’t even zipped up on the side. downright WRONG.
NOO!! It really looks crappy on her. Only a thin person with a small chest can wear that kind of dress.
dear god.
no she shouldn’t wear it, its just the complete wrong style for her body.
The dress doesn’t work on (or for) her, blind person could see that.
But why this shoes? And this hat. And the bag. The sunglasses. THE COLORS? Why?
Nothing works with eachother.
Its just the dress!! Ugliest thing I’v ever seen!!!!
Is that a persons fingers on that last photo??
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