Victoria Beckham in Stripes
September 11th, 2007 by Rian | Filed under Celebrity Bones, Victoria Beckham.Only one word comes to mind when I view these photos: Wow. I don’t know if it’s a good or bad “wow”, just…
Wow.
Is it my imagination, or is this chick even skinnier than she was a few months ago?
first!
Ugggh. Matchy matchy.
Wow! I just love that dress. I know she is total skinny but… that would only fit someone with her body!
that outfit is disgusting.
tacky bag.
it looks like they wrapped spray-painted seatbelts around her.
very bad wow…..
i cant even comment on weight im too consumed with that horrible outfit
She looks the same.
I wish she’d go back to dark hair or lay off the tan. It looks horrible.
For some reason I love her, fake boobies and all.
She looks better with dark and and with a few more pounds on her. She can’t pull off being a blonde. She must never eat.
I WANT THAT DRESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I think she looks a bit thinner, and like her body other than the fake boobage and fake tan, and blonde hair…lol.
yep that was what I was about to say too.
she used to look better with dark hair and I liked her more in her spicegirls days…nice outfit tho
For some reason I like her too, and I also have no idea why. I like that she’s always done up and dressed. Not a fan of the fake tits or tan, but other than that I think she’s a hoot.
Did she wrap some duct tape around herself and color it with magic markers?
Ciara wore the same dress in her music video featuring 50 Cent (can’t remember the name of the song right now)…and I must say, Ciara looks much better in it!
nice…i think she looks great…fake boobs look good cuz they arent too big..she would look bad without them….less tan darker hair i agree would be better…..awesome dress…love the purple
ew, i dont know what mr. hot and sexy beckham sees in her. shes so skinny and unattractive. If she had no implants she would be nothing at all.
naw she looks exactly the same. yawn.
I think it’s the horizontal stripes that make her looks taller and thus thinner.
She looks good. She’s obviously trying to grow out her hair so it’s in a bit of a weird place, but overall she looks good.
Wouldn’t vertical stripes make you look taller? Don’t horizontal stripes ‘cut you in half’?
Isn’t that supposed to be the ‘trompe l’oeil’?
Am I the only one to think she’s *scary* looking in these pics?
C’mon, look at her sternum and clavicles: a radiography of a woman’s chest, that is. If it weren’t for those fake implants she would look a plain skeleton.
The only decent part are her legs, and don’t even get me started on the face.
And get back to dark hair, Vic. Please.
she is the spitting image of Sweet Polly Purebread from the Underdog cartoon, a female canine T.V. reporter that would call out for Underdog at times of distress, “oh where, oh where has my Underdog gone?”
I agree that a few lbs, less tanning time, and her natural hair color would help her a lot. But for some reason, I really like her. She seems like a genuinely nice person, from what I’ve seen. And she was my fave Spice Girl back in the day
I don’t like the outfit. It’s too geometric for my taste.
The colors are nice, though. Her make-up looks good.
Pig nose with fake tits!
LOVE the dress actually.. she looks great in it..
Hate the fake boobs. she looks pretty fake.
love her makeup, hair is ok.
really skinny.
i have one word: FIRECE!
She looks really good in that dress, and I’m sure she knows it! She looks the same weight wise.
umm is it just me or does it look like she just wrapped herself in ducktape and dyed some of it purple? haha
Fabulous dress that only a skinny minny like her can rock. TERRIBLE matchy shoes and purse. Hello, get something flashy and black, or polished metal/chrome or SOMETHING. WHERE’S HER STYLIST? Overtan and out-of-style hair color. Her fake bewbs are bad because they’re perfectly circular globes. With all her money she should have paid for semi-real looking “tear drop” shaped bewbies. I still love her though. She makes super slim look HOT.
P.S. SHE IS ABSOLUTELY WEARING SPANX UNDER THIS DRESS.
Jessica, my first thought was HULA HOOP. It reminds me of a hoop I used to have.
all i can say is ew. ew. ew.
I just wanna say that maybe I´m a little strange,but do many people here have something against what I have said in previous posts?
LOVE her! and love the dress!
She looks thinner to me too.
I don’t know if she looks thinner but her legs are too thin regardless.
The funny thing about her is she really is skinny fat. She has no muscle tone whatsoever. I too, like her hair best when it has a few low-lights. I thought it looked great when she did the W photoshoot with Becks. Also not a fan of the french mani/pedi- very “stripperesque.” But… I do like her inspite of it all!
Hipmommie2, I can’t stand french mani/pedi, either. I don’t like them separately or apart — but together, ugggh. (And don’t even get me started on the other *color* variations of two-tone manicures.)
I know that she’s too thin… but I actually think that she looks good.
I don’t think she is scary skinny, but I agree she needs to lay off the fake tan and peroxide, cause she is starting to look alot like a barbie doll.
Wow, indeed. It’s easy to pull off wearing stuff like that when you’ve got her body. She makes us women with low self-esteems hard to appreciate the way we are! But beauty comes in all shapes and sizes–the thin size is awfully sensationalized, though.
For us uninformed….what the f*ck is a french mani/pedi?
she looks kinda gross I think…look at her hip bones…ew.
ugly, silly fake boobs too
french mani/pedi = nails and toes painted with the white tip. you’ve never seen those? I have some on right now
I know they’re trashy, but that’s why I love them!
I think Victoria Beckham looks fantastic. Fake, but fantastic.
cossey - it is where the nails are rather short and rounded and painted pink, with about a quarter inch of white on the tips. Looks like natural coloring but with heightened color
Why do these pictures remind me of the mummy I saw at the Science Center today?
I think that she looks amazing…her body is perfect, the dress looks great on her, but her hair is a little too light!
I absolutely love her-she’s fantastic! Not all of her looks are that great (i.e. blonde hair), but she’ll change in a few months. I think she’s quite toned for being so thin. Hope to see more pics of her soon!
she’s not skinny-fat, the beeotch works out! look at her biceps and arms…toned
legs, toned.
stomach, prob straight as a board.
she has gaunt cheekbones, so her body fat must be pretty low. amy winehouse is skinny-fat, and her face looks normal, not gaunt.
I want the dress. I don’t even wear dresses (or shorts, for that matter), but if I could look like that, wearing that, then bring it.
she looks the same to me, the usual skinny, she looks good overall though…
Yuk! She is soooo ugly…. gangly skinny, fake tits and just plain ole ugly face.
weirdly, she doesnt look scarry skinny or like a skeleton. maybe she has put on a few i dunno..
I love victoria and always will shes gorgeous and with being that thin her boobs look killer. I do think her darker hair looks alot better on her, and i think her outfits cute. she always friggin matches everything.
ps. i think her being that thin is good inspiration for people who are on the bigger side, which many of us are these days.
I actually like the dress…I think she can pull it off. A little too tan and could use some lowlites.
Fake boobs!
She was the prettiest in Spice Girl time. Slim, proportional body, nice smile.
But now, I don’t want to see her !
I don´t know but I think she actually looks like she´s gain 5 lbs with that dress
ciara wore the same dress in her music video (cant leave him alone) and she looks soo much better because she has the right curves to fill it..although i like victoria beckhams body she jus doesnt look good in this dress
Love that dress, like it’s been said above, she ain’t skinny fat her arms and legs are toned as hell. Her skin looks like rubber tho 7 her chest bones are much skinnier, she has def lost weight
Yuck!! She is downright the freakiest, creepiest looking woman I have ever seen!! Like she is made of cheap plastic (er silicon)… her hard, snotty face and superficial, orange-hued bod gives me the heebie-jeebies! Not to mention she has a self-righteous air of faux royalty: “Look at me… I’m from Britian. Hail to the Noble…”
Ugh!! Gag me…
her face is so ugly lol
shes hot…. her legs look so good ..and i dont think her tan is too much but it loooooks too much with the blonde hair..but if her hair was darker itd look perfect.
I understand why some people think she looks odd/awful/weird/fake/alien, but for some reason I LOVE her look! I think she always looks so pulled together and classy. And i love her body- she has the greatest legs and collarbones. But i agree, she looked better brunette.
i dont like the way she’s dressed but she has ana amzing figure i’d die for
Oink oink. I wish she would go away. I don’t understand how anyone could call this talentless woman “classy”. Though when she is 70 years old and still tries to pull of this look (which I have no doubt she will) she might come across hilarious and fabulous in a Joan Collins sort of way. She really is as cheesy as they come - no money in the world could make VB even remotely sophisticated or stylish. She makes me ashamed of what women do to themselves.
that dress makes even her tiny body look wide.
Usually I don’t mind VB, she’s not really my style but I can appreciate that she usually pulls off her own quite well. But for some reason these pics make me sad. I can’t help but remember that pretty girl from the Spice Girls… I can hardly even detect her in these pictures. And I would much rather look like that earlier girl - yes, even with the extra pounds.
Maybe it’s just the hair - it seems to really age her face. I hope it’s just the hair. Go back to brunette, Vic!
I do have one question, though - if she had not been nicknamed “posh spice”, would americans still insist on referring to her as “classy”?
Pray tell, what exactly makes her “classy”?
Not being mean or anything. It’s just that class isn’t really the right word.
SHE’S GOT NO HIPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HATE HER NOW
i am sorry but women with a curvier shape say rhianna, ciara look much better in this dress
victoria is a stick with balloons on top, yes she looks nice but with all that work and not eating you better hope you would look nice
those breast, i just dont get how david finds it attractive, its so repulsive
Oh my god can we please stop obsessing over this woman! All she does is create a harsh stereotype for girls to try and live up to. This website is good for seeing how other people have gotten healthier through diets and exercise, and for showing that even glamorous celebrities can fluctuate and look a bit chubby sometimes but saying that Posh looks amazing is only hurting yourselves. The woman doesn’t eat and from what I’ve seen of her over the last decade, she’s a very cold woman who hasn’t done anything to be idolised or to aspire to.
Enough about the fact that she’s skinny. If we all stopped eating we could look like that too!
I really loved Victoria with her brown hair, with the long hair and even more with her shortcut. She had had a good style before she got this blond hair. But now Victoria is looking like a working klass bitch from an Russian suburb.
Actually a lot of other sites say that she’s put on weight and doesn’t look so scrawny anymore.
I think she looks fine apart from those half melons she has stuck on her chest. But then, if she likes them and David likes them that’s all that matters.
I think the dress looks really cool. As already mentioned, only someone with her figure could pull it off, you need flawless legs and a tiny waist.
I don’t, however, like her tan, hair or boobs. It just screams classless Essex girl.
Dont know why but i love her!
She is really thin, but really hot.
I’m jealous, wish i was that thin.
sorry but curvier women would look cheap/slutty in that dress. i think she has a great body but should definitely get rid of the implants. and the bag. and the ring.
Man. For someone who has known body issues and maybe even an e.d. - she sure does like to show off her body.
This dress, in particular, looks highly uncomfortable if you ask me. And I don’t like how she matched her shoes and purse so perfectly!!
Other than that, I’m a Posh fan.
Jeeze, the girl are really hanging out, huh? She looks like she’s squashed those things down to fit them into that dress. She may have a drastically ugly (in my humble opinion) face, and be too skinny, but I love her body. Sans fake boobs, that is.
Her style on the other hand….
shes sooooo tiny
and i actually like the dress on HER. I wouldn’t be able to pull it off, but she can
>>ps. i think her being that thin is good inspiration for people who are on the bigger side, which many of us are these days
I kinda like Victoria. *hides* But what the heck happened to her eyebrows???
ugly… y does she always look so … fierce?!
That dress is ridiculous… I love it…I love Herve Leger… someday I’ll be able to afford it!!!!
And she can definitely pull it off… it might actually look better if her boobs weren’t so big/obviously fake.
Dear Vicky,
If you don’t want to look like a common whore, please, please, please, when you take your tits out, put your legs away.
Body wise, you are the same. But the colour of your hair is repugnant.
Love,
Edan.
her arms and legs actually look fine to me on these pics, but I’m not a fan of no-hips and her implants continue to be utterly ridiculous. she used to look SO GOOD back around when she got engaged to David Beckham, and now there’s nothing of it left… she just looks weird nowadays.
love the dress and love her body. she doesnt look thinner i think its just the way the dress fits.
She is such trash. Her hip bones are jutting out of her dress. There is nothing the least bit feminine about her.
“i have one word: FIRECE!”
EXACTLY! the dress and the purse are awesome, she has great taste, i still think a few pounds would make her perfect though
I think she would look sooo much better with long hair. It seems like it would make her look more feminine?
JustMe, why are you hiding? A fair number of us here are saying we actually really like her — even though some of us don’t quite know why!
She looks feral.
she looks thinner than usual to me. well david’s big move to the U.S. isn’t going well (injury after injury, so all the sports shows think he is a joke now) so maybe she’s trying to boost up their profile by attracting attention with her weight.
she’s an alien - i don’t think she looks skinner than usual - although that’s hard to get without being dead - everything about her is so fake - she’s so creepy - those implants have no flesh over them - yikes
not a fan….. I mean smile for once is your life so bad?
Arn’t horizontal stripes supposed to make you look heavier? She looks super skinny, and plastic. She looks just like a manequin (spelling??).
I think she looks great. I like her blonde hair.
She doesn’t look human! I wonder if she scares her own babies?
ughhhh im so sick of seeing her….what a horrible outifit….i thought she was all “fashion” and “couture”…..you would NEVER see that outfit on a runway…..her hair is looking really thin at the top of her head….maybe it will start falling out soon
uuuh piggy nose!! und ugly dress, she looks like she was wrapped in gift wrapping paper…. although - would anyone use such an ugly design?
she is beautiful but i just wish she didn’t do that thing with her boobs!
Edan, your comment was in “moderation” for a while, wasn’t it.
I agree with you about putting the legs away when the tits are on display. It has to be one of the other. Like, when you make up your face — play up the eyes or lips, but not both.
Also, I *need* (oh yes, need, because really, my life depends on it) her to go back to being a brunette.
i also agree that you should flaunt either your breasts or legs, but together it looks trashy-although i love VB. she is hot regardless fake or not. i do think she should get a new nose, it is very miss piggy like.
the worst boob job ever, for someone with so much money, she should have found a better doctor to do her breast.
they look so fake, ive seen better fake breast, some that actually look real.
the dress however, i love it.
She is soooo artificial, that hair, those boobs, that tan!!!
Seriously, that dress would look fantastic had it been worn by someone with a smaller waist and curvier hips.
This woman has no shape, and doesn’t realize she’s not doing herself any justice by starving herself. She looks plain nasty.
David Beckham MUST be a freak to lay up with that bag o’ bones, lol!!
From head to toe, this woman just looks incredibly bizarre to me. Good on her, though, because if she were just a naturally beautiful, sophisticated woman, we’d not be the least bit interested in her.
i actually prefer her blonde, if she laid off the fake tan tbh. she needs to find a decent stylist too…
she is absolutely gorgeous!
Her face is HIDEOUS!
I am sorry, but I find her to be quite FUGLY! Between the hair, the pig nose, the Oompa Loompa tan, and those eyes - she is just a mess.
My apologies for being mean, but I must refute that this woman is supposed to be hot.
I really love her and I think she looks great! I wish I could pull off half the looks that she does…
Victoria Rocks… You all know you would love to be size 0… Come on even the manicure is a do… Just dont hate her cause she’s beautiful
she looks good. i think people call her classy because she has more class than the average american celebrity, which is not saying much, but still.
you’re so right.. just wow!
i don’t like her but this amazing dress & her skinny figure (except her fake boobs) are just wow.
oh and i think she’s about the weight. she doesn’t look thinner to me.
Im concerned about V’s comment - I think they dropped a sly reference in there- please leave the politics out!!
I lover her, yes, she’s pig nosed but she carries it all off in uber style. She needs to be slightly heavier though.
I agree with plastichearts, blonde looks edgy and slick.
I luv VB. Don’t exactly like the blond hair over brown but love the style. Her boobs are way too big. Don’t really like the way they’re all bustin’ out . Only she could wear this dress and pull it off.
I noticed V’s comment, too, jammie. Maybe it’s just a typo, but I don’t think so.
I agree, that her arms and legs look good (imo, awesome), but those boobs. NO. My eyes are actually hurting when I look at the picture. Those plastic balls just… don’t belong to her body at all.
Okay, I love the dress, hate the matchy matchy shoes and bag. She looks great otherwise, very toned and healthy looking. The boobs are weird- way too round. In my opinion, if you’re going to get implants, get implants that look like, um…boobs. The legs look FABULOUS, the hair is okay, I’d ease up on the tan but as long as it is fake it’s a matter of opinion.
Francis, one question:
What the hell is FIRECE?
i love herrrrr!
She doesn’t even look human anymore. Christ woman, can’t you smile and lay off the botox for a while??
Andrea, I am smirking mightily. I am semi-sorta-kinda willing to “bet” that Francis didn’t notice her typo. But I found it quite amusing that, given that she only had “one word” to say about the photo, she misspelled it. And for that I have one word: FUNYN!
The worst part about this whole grossly failed attempt at a stringently matched ensemble is that she’s got too many different shades of purple; it looks trite.
On her weight: she’s an elongated quadrilateral with Grover limbs and half melons. But hey, she’s skinny.
I don’t mind Victoria…she’s classier than all the LA hoes strutting the celebrity scene… although this look is a little too plastic for me…. even her skin is shiny. The purse and shoes are like little barbie accessories.
Whats funny is that people say she looked great when she was in Spice Girls but she says in her autobiography she started starving herself in 1996.
Nice dress, bad boobs.
I like that dress.
she just looks so unnatural….its not just the boobs…its the bottle blond hair, the orange tan, and boobs all combined not to mention skeletal appearance…i would love to see what she looks like before she had boobs a tan and blond hair…oh wait that was the old posh
boobs are ridoculous.
&& she looks about the same to me
_bea♥
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She looks about the same weight-wise. As for her boobs, I happen to know women who want the “fake boob” look. They want to look like they paid for them….big and round! Natural teardrop breasts are so blase, everyone has them.
I may be the only one to admit this, but I watched her show about the Beck’s moving to LA. I got a huge kick out of her sense of humor. She always seems so severe but in the show, she was making fun of herself and laughing alot. Maybe it was just for the camera, but it was funny.
I think she’s too thin by all means but I finding myself liking her more and more. I can’t tell if she’s lost though.
‘Bea’,I like how you allways end your comments with the little heart..like it’s your signature!How does one make that heart or the yellow smiley face that many make?Just wondering.
Perfect. Love her.
I don’t care what anyone else says, in fact I only skimmed the first ten comments because they were as predictable as I suspected, but I think she looks awesome. And I love the dress.
Nope. She’s the same. Shiteous.
I am dead tired so all I’m going to say is this chick is HOT (highly original, I know).
Personally, I’m not offended by an ana reference. We’re here to dump our opinions and that’s certainly an opinion. Saying “skinny is good” is no less “political” than speculating on how a celeb gets there IMO.
i have one wrde to descraib her perfect her legs are amazing she is about my hight 5′4 s i realy want to waigh as much as she dose 100lbs
Ha,ha,Jen!So right on the money.I have to say this..I saw a “piggy bank” in a store and it was called “Posh pigs” or something like that!Cracked me up.
oooh i have a dress like that- looks better on me!!
ah if i could post that and it were true i’d be one seriously contented lady!!!
legs look great!!
I like her like Rian likes Eva Longoria and Carrie Underwood. She is very skinny but for some reason I think it looks good on her. She has had like 3 kids, and she’s older, but her body is way better than Britney’s. She is my inspiration.
To Taylor,
I think people are saying she looked great in her Spice girl days hair, skin, and breast wise. I don’t think they mean it weight wise.
she’s looks like an allien from a different planet… gross (hair, face & tan) LOVE the body though!
it’s kind of irritating, you can’t even look at a photo of her without her fake boobs sticking in your nose.
Sorry people, but I think she looks fine here. But I think that she would look plain UGLY without clothes.
..but with clothes, in this outfit, she looks just fine, almost pretty, bodywise.
GOD, I would KILL to look like her. She’s in fucking AMAZING shape. And I stress amazing, people.
Definately not too skinny.
i think she looks great!
wooooooooooooooooow the dress is amazing….she can wear it!
I love the dress, and I love her! She has a very amusing personality. She looks the same weight wise to me, but I wish that she would swap out those implants for some smaller/ less rounded ones. I don’t have, or need, implants but I have plenty of friends and family with them . She should get the tear drop shaped implants. So much more natural. I wish she would go back to brunette too, but oh well. She looks great either way.
She should have plastic surgery on her face,aswell.Fix that pig nose.
omg shes perfect
She’s definitely not too skinny, and I like her for some reason. It’s disheartening that more celebrities don’t follow her lead; one can only take so many slovenly gals with disheveled hair and ratty jeans.
I like Vicki, even though she’s too skinny. She’s fierce in the fashion dept.
Babe, put ur little tiny boobs inside ur dress,please. No one looks anyway.
OMG SHE LOOKS AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! perfect body
She looks great in that dress! only someone as skinny as her could pull it off as well as she did.
Only problem is, I fail to make sense of the hair and tan. If she’s so big on matching stuff (dress, bag, shoes), why can’t she find a hair colour that goues well with her tan? her old colour maybe?…just a suggestion
She really should get her nose fixed. Other than that I love her body and the tan.
Oh and she should get those long dark extensions back. This is just too blonde.
I think she looks AMAZING!!!!
Vic Rocks! I think she may have lost a tad bit of weight but she’s looking as fab as ever!
I want her body and I love the dress!
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gross she has no waist or hips…who is she wino?