Life & Style: Best And Worst New Bodies
October 15th, 2007 by Rian | Filed under Tabloid Magazines.
Life & Style is running a cover story in their current issue about celebrities and their (mostly) recent body changes.
The gist of the article is this: Tori Spelling lost her baby weight naturally; Jeannie Garth lost weight from doing “Dancing With the Stars”; Jessica Simpson toned up her legs; Angelina has added some curves onto her frame (a padded bra, most likely!); Janet Jackson has lost the weight she gained a few months ago; Britney’s body has been “ravaged” by drugs; Nicollette Sheridan has scary-looking arms; Courtney Love has botched plastic surgery; and Victoria Beckham’s boob job is “over the top”.
What tabloid weight story these days would be complete without Jessica Simpson and Angelina Jolie? 
Click here to read the 7-page article.
they keep running that pic of britney spears, but she doesnt really look like that..
Yeah, Tori’s got a great body too bad about the face though…first!
Oh well second to you Eliz!!!
At Tori’s heaight and weight , her BMI is at 18.6.
Less 18.5 is considered underweight.
These magazines should be more careful about advertising the weights.
If they look good, fine, leave it at that. Don’t include height and weight, especially if it is unhealthy.
Agreed. Britney Spears is a fucking pig but we can do without the exaggerated picture. She doesn’t need help with looking bad.
britney and jessica simpsons look photoshopped. Brit’s big, but she’s not THAT big. She looks like one of the Klumps in that pictures.
ANYWHO….jennie looks great now. So does Tori..although I think her face is FUG.
The Olsen’s are nasty. So is Posh.
wow Tori looks great! I don’t believe any of her is natural (well, except that jawline lol) But whatever, she always seemed pretty sweet to me.
I don’t think Janet should be considered “best” on any list. She’s like a walking used parts sale…just creepy at this point.
totally agree about Posh though
The article says Angelina may have went from an A cup to a C cup… WHEN WAS SHE EVER AN A CUP? Girl has always been busty… people were even posting asking why she had so much boobage when she was so thin!
The article says Angelina may have went from an A cup to a C cup… WHEN WAS SHE EVER AN A CUP? Girl has always been b u s t y… people were even posting asking why she had so much b o o b a g e when she was so thin!
I don’t see a difference in Nicolette, she has been the same size since the beginning of housewives…no majors ups or downs..always toned. The “now” pic is just a bad angle.
xtinaD - agree, Angie is really busty, when she started loosing weight it was the last place she lost it..and not that she seems to be getting back to normal her chest is going back to normal too. Same thing as Jessica Simpson
hah, ya- Tori does NOT weight 115 lbs. She looks good (her body anyways…lol) but like Alyssa said, her bmi would be in the underweight range if she weighed that.
shes not underweight.
this stuff is such crap.
Tori’s stomach is photshopped- come on- her body is not that small either.
Britney is NOT that big.
That picture of Courtney Love is terrifying!
No,xtinaD..Angelina got a boob job.Iv’e seen pictures of her when she was younger..and her breasts were way smaller.
angelina has a boob job, so has jessica
nicole muscle loss, looks fake, the picture
oh tori is so fug, i always find it funny when chicks who work very hard on being skinny, acheive and still look like crap, ha ha ha ha ha
tori has always had that tiny waist. i agree that brit looks photoshoppped, she is a fat mess, but not that bad…
Courtney Love looks like she’s about to breathe her last.
so how much do you guys think Tori really weighs if she is not 115? Because 115 would mean she weighed 155 in her before photo…
is nutritsystem the diet where they have 1,200 calories with no white flour, sugar, ecT?
Whats wrong with showing the 18.6 stats? Its still healthy and she looks great!
BMI is a rough estimate. Your actual body fat percentage taken by a doc or personal trainer would be the true to an individuals body sign of a healthy wt.
She looks to have a small frame and most who have a small frame look the best on the lower end of the scale if you are going for a slim look.
You can actually have a higher BMI and not enough body fat and be unhealthy. (fat regulates hormones that affect bone density etc) Its usually seen is female athletes.
ally- on nutrisystem, I believe that you have sugar,in moderation…but that you have “good carbs”…or something..
imo, tori’s boob look just as bad as poshes..
that pic of courtney is just plain scarry[look@ her eyes]!
goleafsgo: I almost pee’d in my pants laughing. That’s exactly what one of her HS classmates said to me years ago. hahaha.
And 115? With that much tone in her body? I think not. Eh, we all know that magazines lie about people’s weight and measurements, right?
Yikes, Courtney Love’s problem is a lot more than botched lipo!
ugh, VB looks absolutely horrendous, like something out of a horror film. Someone really needs to deflate her boobs.
Hmmm…am I the only one who believes Tori is 5′6″ and 115? Because I weigh the same, have the same amount of muscle tone, and am two inches shorter. She looks thinner than me, so I believe that’s her weight. Even if she fudged the numbers a bit, she can’t be off by more than 5 lbs. What’s interesting is that I read an interview where she said she WASN’T trying to get down to her pre-pregnancy weight (sz 0-2) because she’s “now a mom”. I guess she buckled to the pressure!
ergh angelina is not curvy she doesnt look healthy shes super thing!
and scary arms has to be madonna…
I have that magazine i agree Tori looks great for having a baby i dont like how she said she lost the weight through mostley dieting and hardley excercised thats not a good way to lose weight shell probably gain it back once she starts eating normally
Oh My God. STOP EVERYTHING!
“Angelina tells Brad he dresses like a bartender”.
I can’t believe I didn’t know about this sooner!!
…I’m just not buying that Tori did it all the “natural” way. There is just too much else about her that is fake {the boobs, the hair, the nose…the list goes on}. But, however she did it, it IS impressive.
Courtney looks SCARY.
Angelina=boob job {a long time ago though I think}.
Victoria would look better with her own {or at least more realistic boobs}, less fake tan and less severe hair. And probably less make up wouldn’t hurt.
Janet Jackson & Brit are both so collectively insane, weight isn’t even in their top 50 problems.
Nicolette looks the same as she has since the 80’s, think that’s a bad pic.
Courtney Love looks fantastic.
I don’t agree with any of those bodies in the magazine.
For me:
The Best: Salma Hayek (before pregnancy, but I read she’s already getting back into shape)
The Worse: Tara Reid
Angelina: Bra, no bra….
I dont care how hot tori’s body is, cant she fix her face!! Sorry if its too harsh, but why is this lady on tv…. NO APPEAL!!!
OMG what is with Courtney Love’s eyes ?????????? That was scary
OMG what is with Courtney Love’s eyes ?????????? That was scary
And she was not “curvy” before . she was pretty thin. i am shocked at what people call “curvy” these days
Victoria’s boobs are icky. Tori Spelling isn’t 115 lbs. She looks like I did when I was like 130 (I’m like 140 now, trying to get back). Although people did say I looked like I weighed less than 130 then so I dunno. She looks pretty tall though.
Tori has a hot body, but that face…UGH!! *gag*
Jennie…nothing to look twice at.
Jessica kinda looks like she’s on crack..and too much collagen, and her nose looks god awful in the 2nd pic….however I don’t think it’s her, it’s the color…from the neck down she looks just fine though.
Angelina..I actually like her skinny, except her face looks more attractive with a few extra pounds.
Janet, you could put a piano on that ass! After isn’t anything great either…
Britney, I don’t think she is QUITE as bad as they make her out to be…however, she’s psychotic and needs help..her body isn’t horrendous…yet.
Courtney…always been nasty, always will be nasty. Those are contacts right?
Victoria, fake tits, bad hair, and somewhat alien…but I’m sorry, I still love this chick.
Nicollette has never been gorgeous, but the body….ack, well that’s gone downhill.
I’ve actually met Tori a few times and she has always been small.
I would say she probably weighs 120. She looks good after having a baby.
I agree ‘whatever’.The ‘norm’ now a days is to look like a skeleton..at least by the famous people.
Courtney Love looks like MaryKate in that pic. Am I the only one that sees it??
hey, what abt that Britney got booked? The police report says she is 505 and weights 125lbs?? that couldnt be the truth or??
check: TMZ.com
I would DIE for a body like tori. She looks damn near perfect. Does anyone know if her breasts are real? If so she has the lot! Nicolette’s arms are frightening. As an older woman, she needs to lighten up on teh weights or she will end up like Madonna (Mandonna?)
Tori’s breasts are def. fake, she had them done a long time ago, while in BH90210…and they look gross, even then were awfully done, with huge gap between.
Hilarious. The words “Angelina Jolie” and “curvy” in the same sentence. I hope they were only referring to her blow up boobs.
Her arms looks terrible. You can tell her body has already attacked those poor muscles she used to have…
wow. tori’s body looks great! i wonder if it was super airbrushed though - stretch marks and wrinkly skin? pity about her face though :-/
Courtney Love looks like a freaking zombie from one of those 1860’s horror movies. Eww.
Oh yeah… all those pictures are photoshopped! It’s not people mag. only people magazine doesn’t photoshop/lie. Good greif can’t someone find some real stuff to put on here.
brit’s arrest papers yesterday say 5ft5in 125lbs
I really think Tori looks 115-120 pounds. If you watch that Tori & Dean: Inn Love show, you’ll see she walks a LOT and is very strictly on the Nutri System Diet. I do believe that’s how she lost the weight…and it worked because her body looks amazing!
Most of these tabloids articles are pure comedy! I don’t think any of this is to be taken as fact or true representations of these women’s bodies.
Anyway, I was grocery shopping with my husband this weekend and we saw this cover at the check out line. He looked away and seemed disturbed once he glanced at Posh, Britney and Tori, heh~
i think tori looks great because she’s toned and fit looking but i think she’s too thin - and her breast implants are hideously too large - bad implants all over that page - courtney love looks like walking death in the after pic
it’s sad the surgical lengths some women go too - and it’s almost comical how pretty they think they look after their botched surgeries - that doctors that do that should have their licensed forever revoked
Courtney looks so damn hungry in that picture that it’s painful.
Tori isn’t 115. She’s closer to 130. And to chop, even as a rough estimate, being 0.1 away from being underweight - you don’t think is even the slightest bit over board? Wouldn’t it be better to be in the normal range, especially if she is 5′6″?
Tori is photoshopped I think - go to getty images and look at pics of her recently doing an appearance with the pussycat dolls - overall she is bigger in those pics for sure.
No, she looks like a small framed person. 130 at that ht can look a lot thicker in a photo. 18.6 is normal/healthy on the lighter end of the scale. i think that would make it right on board! ;P
Oh my god Courtney.
there is no way tori spelling looks that good….
photoshop…you’d better believe it!!!!
acording to the pics of tori [if they are not photoshoped to death] she isn’t 130…I’m 5′6.5′’ and 130…and she looks to be about 10lbs thinner…..my body isn’t close to that amazing [oh wait, how much do you think her implants weigh? lol] anyhoo….her face is just plain sad….
I liked Courtney Love look
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