Jack Nicholson At The Beach

Written on March 27, 2008 – 2:47 am | by Rian |

Here is a quick photo of Jack Nicholson at the beach recently… (no man candy jokes this time, I promise!)

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Considering that he’s turning 71 in less than a month, he doesn’t look too bad…



Photo via SplashNews



  1. 53 Responses to “Jack Nicholson At The Beach”

  2. By shelly on Mar 27, 2008 | Reply

    ah bless him, like my grandad.x

  3. By Ans on Mar 27, 2008 | Reply

    He has serious manboobs. They’re incredible. He’s seriously competing with my womanboobs.

  4. By Linda on Mar 27, 2008 | Reply

    well, he’s kinda fat. But he’s 71 years old so it doesn’t really matter. When I’m 71 and I don’t have to work anymore I would do the same. Just have fun, travel, eat, watch television, relax and gain weight

  5. By Cycy on Mar 27, 2008 | Reply

    Oh yeah he looks bad. If this was Jane Fonda looking this way there would be an outcry, people exclaiming. “she used to be so hot and thin before”. Double standards.

  6. By MMH on Mar 27, 2008 | Reply

    He looks okay for being 71! I mean come on; I agree with Linda; the guys entitled to just relax and enjoy the rest of his life! No need to prove himself anymore, he’s been there, done that!

  7. By Alice on Mar 27, 2008 | Reply

    Hey, Peter O’Toole is turning 76 and I so *would*. Ol’ Jack on the other hand…

    But hey, Linda’s right - who cares at that age.

  8. By mamalisa on Mar 27, 2008 | Reply

    agree with all, he’s 71, livin life, and who cares about man boobs…he evidentally has never cared about them, nor has it affected his ability to pick up hot women!

  9. By Zahary on Mar 27, 2008 | Reply

    I want to give him a BIG hug. Doesn’t he look like he could give the best cuddles?

  10. By Katie on Mar 27, 2008 | Reply

    I don’t think he looks like he’s turning 71 - He looks like he’s more in his 60’s. He looks good for his age, by 71 most old men can’t even walk :/

  11. By Beckster on Mar 27, 2008 | Reply

    This is so wrong in so many ways.

  12. By andrea on Mar 27, 2008 | Reply

    I agree that at 71 it shouldn’t matter what he or anyone else looks like. I DISagree that most men can’t walk at 71- Katie, you must live in an area with some seriously sub-par medical care.
    I don’t care what he looks like now, but I’m going to point out that I don’t think he’s EVER been attractive. I guess I’m the only woman on earth who thinks that, but … yuck.

  13. By Molly on Mar 27, 2008 | Reply

    I’m suprised how many women still think he is sexy. I guess you just have to meet him…

  14. By Jodi on Mar 27, 2008 | Reply

    No, andrea, you’re not the only woman who has never found him attractive. He’s never appealed to me on any level, ever.

    The man I was involved with for almost eight years, and with whom I am still the best of friends, is 71 now, and he looks ten times better than this. He still goes to the gym five days a week, lifts weights *big time* (Olympic style), and could put men half his age to shame.

  15. By poops on Mar 27, 2008 | Reply

    “You can’t handle the truth!”

  16. By FW on Mar 27, 2008 | Reply

    i’m reluctant to say anything because a) he’s Jack Nicholson and b) he’s 70 years old - BUT a little weight loss might be good for him

  17. By shuz4me on Mar 27, 2008 | Reply

    I love Jack

  18. By Mouse on Mar 27, 2008 | Reply

    He’s 71. He’s earned the right to look like a whale.
    But really, why must we keep looking at these ugly man postings. Why no eye candy…

  19. By Tempest on Mar 27, 2008 | Reply

    at 71 who cares what you look like. But the fact of the matter is, he should be watching what he eats and working out for the simple fact that its HEALTHY. it’s not all about being skinny until no one cares then eating all you want, it’s about being healthy throughout your life.

  20. By Spanktacular on Mar 27, 2008 | Reply

    awwwwwww - too cute.

    as for the manboobs - i think his tata’s are bigger than mine. that makes me sad :-(

  21. By Detrimental to my Health on Mar 27, 2008 | Reply

    I hope my boobs get that big when I’m 71

  22. By dizer! on Mar 27, 2008 | Reply

    where is his belly button?

  23. By almaaaa on Mar 27, 2008 | Reply

    what a hottie!!

    he is a good actor..

  24. By thalia on Mar 27, 2008 | Reply

    I can’t get past the fact that this guy has been a sh*t towards women in the past. I’m talking seriously abusive. he looks extremely ugly to me.

  25. By Indoor Cat on Mar 27, 2008 | Reply

    Is Jack Nicholson married? If so, how old is his wife?

  26. By Jaxx on Mar 27, 2008 | Reply

    yeah. he’s definitely “allowed” to be how he wants. i mean, come on; he was a stud in his day, and now he’s 71! who the heck would he be eye candy for? i say good for him. i love jack nicholson. he’s so freaking talented, and really, isn’t that what matters?

  27. By Miss M on Mar 27, 2008 | Reply

    Oh leave the man alone. He is 71 not 21!

  28. By Agnes on Mar 27, 2008 | Reply

    He looks good… reminds me of one of my grandads.

  29. By Lis on Mar 27, 2008 | Reply

    Eh, he’s old so I can’t comment.

  30. By Emilee. on Mar 27, 2008 | Reply

    AW!!
    I don’t care what any of you say, Jack Nicholson is and always shall be adorable.

  31. By Persephone on Mar 27, 2008 | Reply

    YUCK. I’d rather see a skinny old man than a fat old man. YUCK. YUCK. YUCK. I am so glad they’ve stopped casting him with much younger women.

    I would comment on his talent, but this is not the who has talent website.

  32. By suzy on Mar 27, 2008 | Reply

    I’m gonna care how I look at 71! Maybe not about laugh lines, droopy bits, and grey hair, but I’ll still care about overall health and fitness. Jack looks like he never cared, and it’s all caught up with him. He’s talented but I never though he was attractive. Repulsive, yes. Attractive, no.

  33. By annie on Mar 27, 2008 | Reply

    Why do I think he’s kind of cute in this pic? …no, not attractive in any way, but cute.
    Who cares what he looks like, he’s so old.

  34. By Petal on Mar 27, 2008 | Reply

    He’s aging terribly. Barbara Walters is about his age, and she looks terrific. She’s a woman, but still, a person can still look good at that age. Just saying.

  35. By Erin on Mar 27, 2008 | Reply

    he has breasts!

  36. By Spectra on Mar 27, 2008 | Reply

    So he’s turning 71, that doesn’t give him an excuse. Jack LaLane is like 90-something and is still in shape. Jane Fonda’s in her 70’s and she’s still in shape. Just because you’re old doesn’t mean you get a green light to pork up.

  37. By Mal on Mar 27, 2008 | Reply

    Leave Jack Alone!

  38. By Petal on Mar 27, 2008 | Reply

    OMG, Spectra, you’re right. Jane Fonda is in her 70’s! I didn’t know that. She looks GORGEOUS!

    Yep, just because someone is aged doesn’t mean they become overweight and unnattractive.

  39. By Bruna on Mar 27, 2008 | Reply

    wow, bigger boobs than mine.
    LOL

  40. By Pepper on Mar 27, 2008 | Reply

    Now, let’s see some hot older ladies!!

  41. By MelodySoul on Mar 27, 2008 | Reply

    Such a double standard for men huh?

  42. By H3 on Mar 28, 2008 | Reply

    His breasts are larger than mine, goddamnit! And I am a woman!!!!!

  43. By Miss M on Mar 28, 2008 | Reply

    Spectra @ Jane Fonda’s in her 70’s and she’s still in shape … yes, with the big help of plastic surgery my love!

  44. By lauraaaaaaaaaaaaaa on Mar 28, 2008 | Reply

    he’s old, get over it! he’s still one of the greatest actors ever

  45. By ShoeLaLa on Mar 28, 2008 | Reply

    71, wow, i would never have guessed!

    i think at that age, how you look is unimportant. but that being said, he has a lot of abdominal fat (visceral) and that’s really worrisome for his health.

  46. By Alice on Mar 28, 2008 | Reply

    On the other hand, as MelodySoul said, imagine if this were a woman. Would we all be so casually saying how she’s at an age when you “shouldn’t care” and “just have fun”? Or would everyone be screaming “ewww wrinkles, cellulite, saggy boobs, muffin top, put it away, gross”?

  47. By andrea on Mar 28, 2008 | Reply

    If it were a 71 year old woman in a bikini, I’d be saying GROSS, put it away. But everyone should be able to swim, and he’s wearing what men usually wear. If he had on a thong speedo I’d be more critical. If that same 71 year old woman was wearing a modest one piece I don’t think I’d notice.
    YUM, gynecomastia.

  48. By Prinzz on Mar 28, 2008 | Reply

    “Considering that he’s turning 71 in less than a month, he doesn’t look too bad…”

    Lol.

  49. By who needs 2 know my name? on Mar 28, 2008 | Reply

    man boobs-more like man jugs…

  50. By vel on Mar 30, 2008 | Reply

    Belly fat is not healthy. Hes face looks good for a 71 but the body not so much.

  51. By Cara Hurley on Mar 30, 2008 | Reply

    He needs to lose weight if he plans on remaining alive for much longer. Stat!

  52. By mandykins on Mar 30, 2008 | Reply

    one word BOOBIES! lol sorry

  53. By DWF on Apr 2, 2008 | Reply

    Are you insane? He looks disgusting. And you criticize Janice Dickinson over him?!?

  54. By britney the great on Apr 4, 2008 | Reply

    They ought to leave this poor man alone, he’s going to have a heart attack

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