A Dita Von Teese Post
July 8th, 2008 by Rian | Filed under Miscellaneous Celebrities.I get a lot of email requests for Dita Von Teese, so here are some photos of her at the “PokerStars.net Burlesque Party to Celebrate The World Series of Poker” event last night in Las Vegas.
Still gorgeous and looks pretty healthy weight-wise in my opinion…
first
her face looks really square
She looks healthy and in good shape. Her shoes however, they are so high! How can her feet stand to be at that angle? Yikes..
:o)
those heels are HUGE!!
She is really strange looking - like a doll or something. Plus, she always always looks the same - just like a doll.
I don’t know who here will agree with me, but I think this is a case of a quintessential ‘butterface’
great body… but her face? not so much
Also, her arms are great - even at her sides, they look super slim AND she’s not even tan!
She’s probably a size 4 or less
I have never found her to be attractive at all
She almost doesn’t look real. She’s beautiful looking but it makes you wonder what she looks like without all the makeup and hair coloring. Who is she? And how does she walk with those shoes on?
I never knew was is so special about this women. She is not pretty at all, and she has an average body. She does dress very classy though.
her face.
ugh.
she really just doesnt look real. ive never seen an “ugly” picture of her. she looks almost like a drawing. just unreal. beautiful though.
She looks healthy. She’s kind of Old Hollywood meets Goth. Or am I wrong?
She’s got that weird Rumor Willis potato head thing goin on.
I’ve seen pictures of her without makeup, and she still looks beautiful.
despite her profession, she always looks classy on the red carpet. I think she’s a classic beauty. You should do a post on Evan Rachel Wood
Those heels are sick!
She’s lovely even though she is very pale. Classic looking. Those shoes are fab, though it looks like she’s wearing them a 1/2 size too big.
I think she’s gorgeous. The pale skin, dark hair, and red lips look works for her because she can really pull it off. She looks really classy here. She’s got great legs and arms too!
“Rumer Willis potato head”
LOL!!!
she’s pure class
God, I love her.
Those shoes must hurt like a bitch!
those shoes are CRAZY!
looking at her feet hurts! >_
I love this woman!!
I’ve seen her without makeup. She is blonde and resembles Jessica Simpson. She looks great here.
ew.
what is her foot doing? is she pointing it or just b/c the heel is so high?
She looks so great without make up and with her natural blonde haircolor. It’s such a shame she uses this much make up cause it makes her ugly.
no cankles on this lady !! she looks amazing and i read she always does her own hair and make-up. beautiful
She does her own make-up? Wow. There’s practically no discernable difference between her face & the rest of her body. Good job.
Her facial features aren’t pretty, but I love her “old hollywood” look; it doesn’t look contrived, and I’ve never seen her look anything but flawless.
To me, she looks truly ridiculous. Trying way too hard, and her face is not beautiful. She’s trying too hard to be a “classic beauty”. Not a great body either, easily attainable.
Her waist used to be WAAAAAAAY smaller–like impossibly small.
She still looks good though, but in comparison to her younger self, age is taking its toll.
she alays looks like she’s made of wax. i am very very fair naturally but i swear she must put something on her skin i’ve never seen anyone that pale and i’m a redhead.
she is quite pettite meant to be a uk4…though being very short also means being that tiny doesn’t look strange…those shoes, look so PAINFULL
I loooove this woman! She’s perfect. And so good to see someone different from the bone-skinny, fake-tanned bobble head hollywood it girls. Not that I don’t like some of them too, but THIS is what I call classy and chic.
Bleh. Old-time Hollywood glamour was embodied by Ava Gardner. This chick doesn’t even come close. She looks like she tries way too hard, right down to the purse that matches the dress that matches the shoes that match the lips.
Plus, she has the same head/face as Rumer Willis, but for some reason no one’s gagging over it the way they’ve done for Rumer?
Perfection exists!
Tramp du jour.
gorgeous to the max. i’d chew my right arm off to look like this. shame the boobs are fake though.
She has a very cute body. I’m not into her “look”– her face always looks like a mask to me. And Jodi is right, as far as old time hollywood glamour goes, google Ava Gardner for truly heartstopping beauty.
her figure is nice…i admire the pale skin… but i’d get very tired of always looking the EXACT same. it seems very fake after a while, not genuine, just an act… but i hate to say too much, cause i’ve seen he in interviews where she was sooooo nice! i wish i was woman enough to wear those shoes, 4 1/2 inches is my limit!
She should really knock it off with the heels one in a while. She’s developing a claw foot.
Google it; it’s not pretty.
THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!! I just love Dita & I think she is the epitome of self made perfection. I have seen her live show & I can assure you that she is completely flawless….not one dimple of cellulite *anywhere* on her physique.
She is not the most beautiful woman, but she has made the most of what she has and created a fun personna for herself. I completely admire her iron will at being able to stick to the diet & exercise plan required for this body.
What do her teeth look like?
I’ve never seen her fully smile in a picture.
She’s kinda mezmerising but i don’t know why
Not beautiful, but very attractive.
She’s really weird-looking. Like Jodi said…it’s like she’s trying way too hard to look like a 40’s Hollywood pinup girl or something. Her hair, her lips, her eye makeup, all of it…she just looks like a fembot or something.
she certainly is committed to her personal style! looks pulled together and polished, as usual.
she’s got that same potato-head thing as rumor willis, but does a much better job at making it work for her. maybe rumor should go retro??
heh. jodi, i didn’t see your comment until i posted mine. we’re on the same wave-length regarding the rumor willis tater head thing!
I find her completley gorgeous. I love her flawless skin and slender body. She is perfection.
yeah but rumour is a not so pretty version.
She is gorgeous! I’ve seen her in person and she’s tiny, you just want to throw her over your shoulder and take her home with you!
she is gorgeous with little or no makeup..i cant stand this whole cartoon look. good body
Aniy
She looks like that because that is her gimmick - she’s a sex object. She plays it well, and she’s making decent money out of it.
Weight wise, she has a great body, and though her breasts aren’t real (as she has said in interviews) they don’t overshadow her slimness too much. She has a dancer body, is very slim even though she’s quite pale.
By the way, this site is ridiculously unfair to Jennifer Love Hewitt. It’s obvious that the owner of the site has some bias towards her for whatever reason, because she isn’t nearly half as harsh towards KimK who is the same size if not larger.
duuude, her feet look awkward.. the intenseness of the black(hair), white(skin), & red(dress) looks incredible though..
ouuch those shoes look painful!
butter face
Wow…those are some killer heels (really). But i think her body looks great…im not sure how old she is(someone had said that her age is really taking a toll on her body; but especially if she is getting up there.. she looks great
EEWWWWWW her head is soo long it looks like she doesnt have a neck. i do not like her look at all. her body seems boring and not worth talking about. alittle big in the hips/butt area
Never knew what butterface actually meant i finally looked it up bc it is so often used on this site
i dont agree she isnt a good body with an ugly face just AN UGLY FACE
and wow how can anyone think she is really attractive
i dont like her at all i think she is unattractive
Dear Dita,
You are classy, flawless, and lovely.
p.s. You look SO much better without that loser of a husband. He was an ugly accessory.
idk i think she looks really cartoonish. Like I understand it’s cool to have a personal style but come on
Um she’s a burlesque performer she’s supposed to look like a pin-up girl that’s the whole point, otherwise she’d be a stripper
Not a perfect body, but I LOVE DITA! She does old-school Hollywood glamour the way it should be done. Classy and sleek, not trampy like Christina Aguilera.
Flawless. This woman is amazing.
so fugly
I think her face shape looks odd because she has hardly any blush on, but her hair and bright lipstick pull your eyes vertically, so there’s no real accentuation for her cheekbones to counter it. I mean, having makeup that pale will pretty much remove every bit of definition you have on your face, and with flash bulbs going off, we can’t really see any shadows on her face. Without makeup, I’m sure her face has more definition. She does look like she’d be prettier without it, but it’s the look. I think she needs to do something about her blush though. She needs more contouring.
omg..
who is she?
i doubt that anyone cares
shes ugly.
and too pale.
her shoes..gross
Her face is so square, and looks so hard because of the hair/skin/lipstick clash, not exactly subtle is it? Her legs look great in the heels though.
So tired of always seeing her look the same; pale face and red lips. Not at all flattering given her less than enviable bone structure/face shape. She has a nice figure though. I wonder how often she has to dye her hair/eyelashes/eyebrows to keep that look up as a natural blonde?
Flaming heck, those feet in those shoes- yikies!
I think she has a fantastic sense of style an she always looks amazing. Facially, i think she’s pretty average, however.
Her feet must be completely gnarled from the shoes she wears. They look agonising.
I love the “classy” comments! If she were blond, she’d be compared to The Girls Next Door, class-wise. Actually, she’s worse, imho (if that’s possible). She posed for Penthouse (or was it Hustler???)… I dunno. One of those “classy” magazines.
I agree with the others that she’s trying too hard, and she does look like Rumer’s older sister.
Dita looks like an old Hollywood lady!!Beautiful,but unrealistic…..
I love Dita’s style and how consistent she always is. She looks fabulous in red with her dark hair and I would love to see her live.
I think she always looks amazing, and I think it’s cool that she has that retro look going on. Definitely something different, you know?
I wish I knew how to do my hair that way…her hair always looks so pretty!
I just don’t like the way she looks. I saw a picture of her as a natural blonde w/ less make-up and she was beautiful. The snow white look is TOOO much.
this is not classy for so many reasons, not even including the fact that she is a stripper. really, what is everyone else looking at?
she may be a stripper, but I love her.
I bet she’s beautiful without makeup. (wink wink)
hey guys
that stupid thing she’s doing with her foot is just part of her posing. She turns her ankle like that deliberately for the curve effect. she always does it and i’m fed up with her tedious contrived manipulations.
Her shoes look too big!!!
Her shoes are indeed too big. I’d say at least a full size. I mean, come on. If you’re going to put that much effort into your so-called “look”, you’d think you’d want your shoes to fit properly.
Can’t her dwarves cobble some shoes in her size? Or is that outside their union contract?
i think her feet appear that way because she did (does?) ballet for several years and often incorporates it into her performances.
people who actively do ballet all have the weird hump foot like that…
what do you mean “actively do ballet”? you can’t exactly do it passively.
She is supposed to look unreal. She is a caricature.
Stunning and mysterious !
I agree with Aly above - I was just thinking that Dita has a great figure but if the was Jennifer LH, the site owner would be saying ‘Oh dear’ again. I think JLH may even be a little smaller than Dita but with slightly wider hips.
Malcontento - you can do ballet passively - as in one lesson a week. By actively, they just mean that you would be committed to ballet. I have done ballet and found myself pointing my foot when I stand, absentmindedly.
bitch is fucking perfect.
HATERS TO THE LEFT.
I don’t think you understand the definitions of actively and passively. To do something passively would be to sit back and watch it - not actually do it.
Dita without makeup:
imnotobsessed.com/2007/03/20/dita-von-teese-without-makeup/
I really love Dita Von Teese’s vintage style, but I always thought she had an odd-shaped face. I also wonder if she’d look pretty average without all the makeup. Her body is rockin’.
I think she looks beautiful. Glamorous. She does have a square face. Many famous people have square faces — Jackie O, Jessica Simpson, Katie Holmes, Isabella Rosellini (long time model for Lancome cosmetics), Calista Flockhart, etc. Having a strong jawline can be attractive. Some consider a square face confident-looking.
hahahaha!!! rumor willis….
Don’t know much about this girl. IMO, she looks like a delicate & fragile China doll. She pulls off the old Hollywood Look very well. She seems classy to me. It is hard to visualize or imagine her as a blonde (is she a natural blonde?) And I think she does this pale (very whitish skin) look with the dark hair and red lipstick so very much better and classier than Christina Aguilera does. Christina needs to get rid of that horrible white platinum hair and too much make up and red lipstick. Although, according to reports Christina is still breast-feeding (and plans to nurse Max until he is 2 years old.); so maybe Christina won’t be dying her hair?
good one !! in the last one she looks like rumor willis, you are righ !!!
it seems like the shoes are to big….
amazing body i will just say.it really is.i think the guys would agree with me.
I sooo do not understand how anyone finds this comic-face without neck beautyful?!
yuck. looks like she’s in some kind of vampire cult.
And those shoes are uncalled for - look at her feet in them. THey are so high that her feet are at this weirk awkard angle.
I know its her thing but I wish she would just add a little bronzer.
I always thought she had really beautiful feet, I guess bc they have a deep arch. She always looks really classy, which is impressive for a burlesque dancer. I love how she’s old school glamourous and doesn’t give in to the typical hollywood tan and blonde look. She’s both an unconventional and classic beauty at the same time.
is she trying the geisha look???
lol
she’s so white! she can glow in the dark! eww!
You people piss me off so bad. How can you say this is ugly? Most of you have no idea what you’re talking about. She’s an artist. She’s a burlesque dancer, and she’s BEAUTIFUL. She’s not supposed to look natural, she doesn’t want to look like the rest of Hollywood, it’s mundane and BORING. Let’s see what the rest of you morons look like. You’re all just jealous.
PS, paleness is bad? Let’s see how bad it is when you die of skin cancer. HAHAHAHA.
dear marina zimmerman,
everything is going to be ok. go take a nice long nap.
love,
the skinny website forum
her feet in those shoes freak me out!
She is by far one of the ugliest women I have seen. I would like to see what she looks like without makeup. She has goofy looking eyes.
To Marina, I can’t stand when people say that others are jealous just because we don’t find someone attractive. I don’t find her attractive at all, yes I know that her look is intentional because of her profession, but in no way am I jealous. I just don’t get how her look is attractive, pasty white skin, drawn on eyelids, bright red lips,penciled on eyebrows etc. You can’t even tell what she really looks like.That is not natural beauty. Beauty is different to everyone, it’s not jealousy it’s just an opinion. She has beady little eyes, a long nose and a big square face, I don’t find that cute or pretty. less is more as far as make up goes.
She’s looking fabulous as usual. Love her ankles.
uhmm…nothing…its just that the word “she-male” popped in my head…tsk…
LOOK AT HER FEET! She must strech them to arch like that constantly. So glamorous!!!
She is very elegant but I just cant seem to find her attractive. BUT she always looks so perfectly put together; a refreshing change from the rest of Hollywood!
how on earth is she standing in those shoes?
Thank you for posting her!
I love her! She is so beautiful!