Katie Price Update
July 25th, 2008 by Rian | Filed under Miscellaneous Celebrities, Skinny Celebrities.Katie Price (aka Jordan) was spotted at a book signing in England yesterday. She was promoting her latest book ‘Angel Uncovered’ (which according to rumors has been already marked down in price).
(Photos via WENN)
Katie was mentioned on this website earlier this year because she had gotten very, very thin. It doesn’t look like much has changed in that area!
chav…
She’s pretty- but I don’t think she’s that great.
She’s pretty- but I don’t think she’s that great.
chav queen supreme…she knows she has a body dismorphia problem…shame she has done so much to mess it up
nothing good to say about this.
HORRIBLE makeup
FAKE teeth
FAKE boobs
FAKE tan
UGLY jeans
FUGLY boots
I don’t even know who she is.
SHE probably doesn’t know who she is.
How horrible to look in the mirror and not be the same person you were before. AND BY CHOICE! HA! Just goes to show how desperate some people are to be what other want or expect them to be.
SO sad.
Did I read on the Daily Mail website that this person doesn’t really write the books - an assistant does. Katie looks tannorexic and fake.
She is teeny but I love her and she looks great
Her shoulders are so much wider than her hips it’s funny, not feminine at all (despite of all that boobage)…An what is going on with that huge crown combined with cotton tank, casual jeans and boots?! Those pics are just wrong:)
it looks almost as she forgot to dress her evening gown…
Kinda ugly…but an outstanding rack!!
She doesn’t look too thin. She looks too stupid and too fake and too ridiculous, but that’s another story altogether.
is this person on drugs? she looks crazy, why the hell is she wearing that?
Um, seriously? A tiara? Who is deeply in love with herself… And she only looks skinny because she has such a big chest. Fake.
She must be naturally thin becauase she’s always been super tiny. Even after having her children. Must be nice!
Eww she is totally orange and breaking out all over her face, especially in the mouth area. Her shoes are hideous. This girl needs to town down on everything, the makeup the plastic surgery, the over the top clothes. GET REAL
Who is this and why is she a crown?
Katie is (and has been) quite thin in her body from her abdomen, waist and the rest of the way down her legs. Hate her oversized boobs. She’d be so much prettier if she didn’t over-emphasize her upper (boobs) body. She looks disproportionate (sp?) and it detracts from her overall beauty.
she looks fit and healthy
TACKY!!!!!
Why would you wear so much make up, a crown and then team it with scabby grey vest top and rank jeans? It makes no sense, oh yeah its Jordan! She is an embarrassment to my country.
Yuck, fake everywhere she would be quite pretty if she didn’t have so much plastic surgery =/
I don’t think she looks much different than any other time I’ve seen pictures of her. That outfit is completely awful. Her exaggerated chest definitely makes her appear heavier than she is.
her boobs are bigger than her legs! ew! her body would look amazing without those fake-boobs…
uggg - so nasty looking
It’s hard to tell her true weight with those breast implants…however her arms are very stick-like (no muscle tone like Posh)
but she does look a bit “healthier” and fuller than the previous pics
EWWWWW… HER FACE!!! CAKED ON MAKEUP! FAKEEEEEEEEEE.
Why is she called A.K.A. Jordan, is that a stage name?
I do like her boots!! Anyone know where to get them?
wait- why is she wearing that hideous pageant queen crown?
she stole Britney’s boots!
Why would you wear that to a book signing?
Wouldn’t you want people to take you seriously?
It looks like she bought the outfit [including the bra] at K-Mart. And the crown and necklace at Claires. Totally Corny. WTF is she anyway?
she’s had liposuction on her thighs and a tummy tuck
she is fake.Her lips her boobs her face generally.she looks trashy
god her coloring is so OFF. those eyebrowns and that fake tanned skin..YUCK. she would look much nicer with softer hair/skin color. she looks wayy too harsh
i have no idea who this hag is…
EWWW those boobs are just too big.
Nothing says “classy” like wearing jeans, tanktop and TIARA????? WTF? I don’t know which is worse for being talentless waste of space - Vicky or Jordan???
Ah yes, the ever sartorially elegant Katie Price. Absolutely no redeeming features whatsoever. Tacky, tasteless, vapid, narcissistic, rude, utterly selfish…just disgusting. She epitomises all that is wrong with the cult of celebrity; sells every miniscule detail of her vacuous life to the media, pimps her kids, fakes miscarriages (she’s claimed to have had about 5, so far) and diseases (claimed to have cancer) and overdoses…just a few choice examples. She stoops so low to grab headlines, and does so remorselessly.
(For the record, I don’t despise all celebrities; just ones who are so clearly lacking in any moral fibre that they could warrant a diagnosis of sociopathy.)
Contrary to what the media will have you believe, she is anything but a self made woman, and anything but down to earth and sweet. She is simply a very lucky person who from day one had the right management and PR team behind her. Behind her fake, glossy exterior, lies an airheaded spoilt brat who’s never done a hard day’s work in her life.
Moving on slightly…this woman has been shoved in everyone’s faces for 12 years and it only just struck me now how much she reminds me Elizabeth Berkley in Showgirls look CLASSY.
oops! Meant to say, she reminds OF Elizabeth Berkley in Showgirls but that she makes EB’s character lookn CLASSY.
Halloween already? oh well, its her own screwy style, I remember in the last pics posted of her she looked just as ridiculous
Her face looks so scary!! And that tiara is very tacky!
Wow! Ummm, where to begin? LOL Well…my attention is first drawn to what appears to be a recently waxed mustache with ten pounds of make up. This girl could be beautiful, but she is OVER doing it……take it down a few notches. Put on a few pounds, downsize the chest and you might actual have a decent looking girl!
I have no idea who she is except that i have seen her on here. She looks bigger then last time from what i remember.
she looks like someone who is trying to look younger then she is.
that was great verbatim! hahaha now i want to google the woman to find out who she is, and i was to lazy to before reading what you wrote.
she was born in 1978 she looks OLDER!
she looks good except for the fake boobs..
Those boobs make her living- I doubt she’s going to give them up any time soon
Hahahaha people from the US don’t have a clue who she is lol
She is a very famous Glamour Model, not an actress!!
She has the face of a Greek Goddess- she just over does it with the fake tan and boobs, but as I said, those boobs make her her living so she would be mad to give them up!!
basically, she’s too old and dried up to be a page three girl now, so she has to pretend she has other talents.
she has enough money to disappear forever. i wish she would!
my last comment was moderted, so i’ll try and say this one better.. i was previously wondeing if she held the same proffesion as jenna jameson… but now i know she doesn’t… yet still…. that’s exactly what she looks like.. a p*rn star.
she might fall over with boobs that big!
Nasty and tacky. Fake nasty tan. Fake nasty eyelashes. yuck.
yeah i could see the p@rnstar look to her.
umm, her chest makes her look kinda big (overall). she is pretty but there is something irritateing about her?
Wow, I’m sure her eyelid muscles are really buff, having to lift those ridiculous fake eyelashes like that. And the tiara + the over-the-top implants just kinda scream white trash, but that’s just my opinion. This chick is clearly full of herself.
She could be pretty, if she toned down everything.
LOVE her boots! Any smart fashion ladies know where she got these? thanks:)
shoulders being wider then the hips is all that i see that is good here.
nicki that made me laugh.
I like her proportions aside from the fake breasts! I will admit I like her tan.
I love Jordan/Katie.. she’s straight-talking and seems quite down to earth. I just WISH she wouldn’t wear so much flippin’ make-up, she doesn’t need to!
On another note: can you see the dimple in her upper left arm? Looks like she’s had lipo on ‘em.
Ugly hag.
Her boobs overpower her body!
She’s so orange. That’s all I have to say. Looks like she’s going to topple over with those big boobs of hers. Believe it or not her boobs used to be bigger than that!
Lmao, from the neck down bodywise this could be me in this pic. Guess I am white trash:) I’d rather be that than a fatass….
The outfit is bad… even white trash gals like me know to buy a strapless bra to wear with tanks like that.. geesh, they do make them for DD gals. Those boots and jeans and that tiara(WTF?) speak for themselves, so I don’t need to comment.
I like her though.
i love her.
Too much fake tan and fake boobs.
cotton | July 25th, 2008 at 2:19 pm
she was born in 1978 she looks OLDER!
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I thought she was older than that. miraclemommie they do make DD strapless bras. you just won’t find them at Target, Wal*Mart, or even Victoria’s Secret. I know b/c I am a size 30DDD or 30F. Unfortunately this is my body type, too. Only unlike her, my boobs are not implanted.
Nasty looking. The boobs are way too huge, teeth too white.
Horrible makeup and style.
She should have left well enough alone.
Looks like she couldn’t decide if she wanted to go glam or casual so she did both…and it all looks awful, much like her.
Terrible.
Fake orange skin.
Fake tits.
Plastic face.
Tasteless jewellery.
Nasty in every way.
Oh yes, and those false eyelashes are particularly gross, like a couple of obese spiders have settled on her eyelids.
don’t get me wrong Katie is not fat, but her boobs give the illusion that she is much skinnier than she is because they are so big. she is slim though.
she needs to go back to blonde without the lip plumber - then she is very attractive. With dark hair and blown up lips she looks so scary and makes her face looks really dry, also her teeth are too white and shiny they’ve become the first thing you look at on her face. As for her weight she looks about 10lbs less then she used to about a year ago which makes her face look too thin and gaunt.
The amount of make-up even draws the attention from the boobs.
she has no sense of style whatsoever
haha in dlisted her tan was named ‘baby poop’
ewww
I hate her anyway
Gross and fake in every way.
just cheap. no go at all!
skinny beauty queen:)
she looks like an attention wh@re.
OK, so is anything on her real?
cute boots
she’s so gross - end of story!
yes dear… the tiara is so you! “queen of the bl*wjobs” much?
who buys these books anyway??????????
verbatim said “Behind her fake, glossy exterior, lies an airheaded spoilt brat who’s never done a hard day’s work in her life” - you have clearly no idea about Katie Price otherwise you wouldn’t have said this.
I don’t like the way she looks either but why should I turn around and spread lies?
Katie is a little trashy, but I like her. I really like those boots.
eww… fake!!! fake boobs, fake eye lashes, fake skin tone
Ew. Tacky?
shes prety ugly….
her eyelashes are disgustingly clumpy, the outfit doesnt go at ALL and im a little lost as to why she is wearing a crown. im not sure who this person is, so maybe it has something to do with her book, but anyways she does not look appealing one bit. i do LOVE those boots though, they dont realy match that fake bitches style…
She’s pretty but you can tell it took work to get her there. She’s also far too tan for the England…the UK in general, and her veneers look like dentures-but then again veneers might as well be dentures.
Her boobs look kinda smaller than usual!
I think she needs more mascara for sure
Apparently she is going for the more natural look these days-believe me this is as natural as it’s ever been with her lol! She has had her massive boobs reduced to this size and ditched the blonde hair. Being this skinny makes her look older