Which Housewife Has The Best Body?
September 22nd, 2008 by Rian | Filed under Desperate Housewives, Polls & Discussion.Some of you may remember that I did a post on this same topic last year… and most of you voted that Eva Longoria had the best body of all the housewives!
However, things have changed a little in just a year… some of the housewives have gained weight, some have lost. So it’s time to vote again…
Which lovely lady from Wisteria Lane do YOU think has the best body? Leave your answer in the comments section!
Marcia Cross:

(Photos via WENN)
Nicollette Sheridan:

Felicity Huffman:

Teri Hatcher:

Eva Longoria:

Dana Delany:








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teri hatcher!
first!
Tie between Eva and Nicollette, although I really love Marcia’s collar bones!!
Marcia Cross!! So classy!
I’m torn between Ms. Cross and Ms. Huffman.
Felicity, healthy.
Marcia Cross
Huffman
Felicity Huffman! Lynette is my fave, too
Woah, Dana Delany’s dress is right out of 1983!
Otherwise, I think Marcia cross looks the best
felicity or teri.
can’t decide.
Team Terri! She seems naturally lean and those legs go on forever.
When did Teri Hatcher acquire a rear end? It looks real and spectacular, given her overall size.
Last year, Eva Longoria was too skinny to be the best. It seems unfair to penalize her for eating more to play the part, but her belly and waistline, unless she is pregnant, have knocked things out of proportion. They all look good. If I knew for sure that Teri has gained even five pounds, I think I would rate her best.
Felicity Huffman
Felicity for sure, she looks amazing!!!
falicity or eva
Felicity and Teri…but they all look pretty good I think!
eva or nicolette
I vote for Marcia Cross
Teri or Felicity.
Marcia Cross!!!!!
eva longoria, she is so beautiful
Love Felicity & her haircut!
Teri
marcia in these pictures!
marcia!!!
it used to be Eva until she gained all the weight during the strike (and then seemed to just keep eating even after the strike!!) She’s gotten a bit tubby and maybe she’ll fix it..
I guess Teri Hatcher does…I don’t watch the show, so I don’t see them that often lol…but OMFG that dress that Marcia Cross has on—absolutely DIVINE. no questions asked, that dress is beautiful…
Nicollette Sheridan and EVA!!! but they all are skinny and pretty!
on another note, all of their faces, excepting the last one, are REALLY jacked up…I mean, really warped looking…anyone else see that?
ughhh god one more comment–Eva Longoria’s dress is AWFUL.
k, had to get that last one out haha
felicity huffman fo shizzle!
Teri and Marcia.
Nicolette!
Felicity and Marcia
eva without a doubt x
Nicole. Why is she so overlooked???? Terri Hatcher does not have a good body.
“Jenn | 22/09/08
Tie between Eva and Nicollette, although I really love Marcia’s collar bones!! ”
did you really just say that?
I like Evas’ pettiness and curves, but in the pictures above, Felicity and Teri look knock out. Tall, slim with a healthy dose of curves.
I’ll vote for Eva again
had Felicity to change her hair for the new season?
I live in germany so I don’t have seen the episodes after the tornado yet
I am torn between Felicity and Nicolette - but I think I have to vote for Felicity. She seems more healthy and toned overall!
felicity or eva.
Do people still watch this show?!
They all look great but if I had to choose I’m going with Felicity Huffman. Then Marcia Cross followed by Terri (altho I cannot stand her) after that nicollette and eva is definately last
Teri & Felicity look good. Marcia looks like a BOY and Nicollette she’s just too skinny. As for Eva…
teri
Of course they do, Spacktacular. I just hope this season is better than the last… and that it’s not interrupted by the SAG strike that is rumored to be happening soon.
Huffman (though I don’t like her hair) and Hatcher.
Felicity Huffman looks amazing! Glowing, healthy & slender.
rian - please post the pics of post-baby jessica alba in a bikini!
|| MARCIA CrOSS
I hate this show & I’m not a fan of the actresses either…
But I definitely think Eva or Teri. Probably Eva, I honestly can’t even tell that she’s now “fat” (according to her)
Felicity Huffman looks phenomenal!
I’m gonna go with Nicolette, because I would GLADLY change bodies with her (and I’m half her age!) The rest don’t really inpire that desire.
They all look somewhat good.
Marcia is definatly the prettiest but kudt body i have to say teri, she has the most spectacular legs ever though her upper body is not as nice.
Nicolette has the street cinderella price-y whore kinda bod and look.
And felicity is way toned, she looks amazing but she’s a bit too muscular for my taste.
And eva, she used to be the cuttest, her being petite in every sense was her best feature and though shes still cute shes no longer stuning. great actress though ..
oh and the last one the one no one talks about and im too lazy to scroll up and chech out the name, well em nothing interesting there and she has no fashion skills apparently
or common sense for that matter.
felicity
felicity or marcia cant decide..
Eva…..I can’t get past the fact that they all (except Eva, have not so pretty faces.
Marcia Cross!
Nicolette Sheridan
Definitely Nicollette- so toned and sexy. Not Eva, never Eva. I think she’s gross.
Nicollette Sheridan hands down! I love her curves. Teri Hatcher’s looking pretty good though. Eva’s neck has disappeared =O
Eva. Because she looks even hotter - curves in all the right places. She still looks trim and healthy. Great legs too.
Huffman!
Nicolette Sheridan
Felicity Huffman is looking outstanding and healthy. She looks great. Eva just is not working the bob haircut. Long hair is much more flattering on her.
Nicolette Sheridan- hands down
felicity or nicolette
terri looks gorgeous here, the best i’ve ever seen her, shame there arent any pics of her from the front
marcia cross needs to eat more, her collarbone is poking me in the eye. and eva longoria is puke inducing as usual
Teri Hatcher! eva next! Edie(Nicollette Sheridan) has slimmed down lately.. anyone else think that??
Marcia Cross
I’m going to go with Teri, with Felicity Huffman in close second. I think Huffman is in the best overall shape but for whatever reason she seems older than the rest of them.
Except for Nicolette Sheridan, who looks like she’s been rode hard and put away wet- repeatedly, for the last 50-60 years or so.
Eva’s too short for my taste. I don’t care for the compactness of a short body. Not terribly sexy to me.
Marcia Cross looks like a starving alien who has never worked out, and I don’t know a thing about the other one.
Teri, she looks great in that photo.
I think Dana Delany has a spectacular figure for her being 50. I can’t believe it. She looks amazing. I also like Felicity Huffman’s. The other 4 are SO OVERRATED.
Teri or Eva
marcia cross!
nicolette and dana tied for 2nd place
I vote for Marcia Cross. They all look great, but she always looks the fittest/healthiest, esp. since she had twins
Eva. She´s very well proportioned for her height.
Nicolette Sheridan. The others, except for Dana Delaney, are still WAY too skinny. Sheridan is skinny, but she’s also muscular and healthy looking. The rest just look like they don’t eat.
Marcia and Nicollette
felicity, she is def the most fit
TERI ALL THE WAY!
Definitely Felicity. Fit and healthy.
marcia and felicity
It’s hard to pick with these photos because the actresses are not wearing equally body conscious dresses. By these photos alone, I’d have to say Teri Hatcher (I think she’s gained a bit recently and looks fabulous in that dress!) followed closely by Marcia Cross and Nicolette Sheridan.
Felicity and Marcia…they look like they workout. I know she keeps denying, BUT Eva looks pregnant.
It’s hard but definitely Marcia or Teri.
Marcia’s too skinny, Nicole just looks odd..her face is off and it looks like she’s wearing a wig. Fecility is not rocking the best hair cut right now. Dana looks alright but not toned liked Teri. Eva does not look tubby…at all.
Defintely Eva. Although I do like what Felicity Huffman did with her hair. It makes her look younger.
marcia cross looks best in these pictures.
nicolette looked best (in the post we last saw) being i do not think these dresses do anything for anyone of them.
and eva is too short!
Felicity Huffman is a vision!
they all look really good.
hus the last lady?
rian if the 90210 girls went to the emmys can u please do a post on them?
they all look really good this year!
hus the last lady?
rian, if the 90210 girls went to the emmys can u please do a post on them?
they all look good this year!
hus the last lady?
and rian, if the 90210 girls went to the emmys can u please do apost on them?
they all look good this year!
hus the last lady?
and rian, if the 90210 girls went to the emmys can u please do apost on them?
they all look good this year!
hus the last lady?
and rian, if the 90210 girls went to the emmys can u please do apost on them?
Nicollette hands down. She’s super toned and has enough meat on her to avoid looking old, but not enough to be fat.
Felicity! She looks fantastic
Arms-Felicity
Everything else-Nicolette
Then Marcia
Then Eva
Then Dana
Then Teri
Marcia
still loving Evas bod!
Nicollette and Teri hands down.
Marcia Cross.
In theses pictures Marcia Cross.
No contest - Felicity. You can see she gets into the gym and works for it, and doesn’t rely totally on starvation diets. I like that she can play her looks up or down, depending on the character. Eva is creepy short, Marcia has the lolli-pop head thing going on and Nicolette looks like, well, she’s “been around”.
Felicity Huffman
All of them
I’ll say Felicity, but all of them look pretty good. I’m just biased toward Felicity because she’s more like my body type (although a bit thinner than me, I have to admit) than a stick skinny.
Nicolette Sheridan!!!
Teri
is the last year post still in the archive maybe i didn’t go back far enough was it in september as well - i want to compare the last year with the this year.
Used to be Eva…but I’m not a big fan of her new double chin, so it’s Nicolette Sheridan
Marcia Cross
eva , for sure
eva doesn’t deserve anything. she’s a winey, conceited b*tch. Felicity or marcia fo sho
Felicity. Love her body!
teriii!
Although I find Nicolette and Terri a little on the underweight side, I think they all look pretty darn good and have different body shapes which is nice!!
I’ll say Dana..wow I guess nobody else shares my opinion..haha
Nicollette Sheridan
Marcia Cross, hands down.
At the moment, it’s a toss up between Nocolette and Teri. Both have amazing figures as long as they don’t get too skinny. I would have said Eva before the weight gain though as she’s the only one with beautiful tone and not a hint of celulite or sagging skin.
has to be marcia cross, all though I do like the athletic body type of felicity huffman and eva longoria. But with the collarbones and the frail light skintone marcia just stands out to me.
M A R C I A C R O S S.
(’nuff said)
Teri Hatcher
Dana Delany.
Nicolette! teri seems to have filled out a bit but looks much better for it!
Nicollete Sheridan
nicollette - she has great legs and perfect abs - you can tell she works damn hard for it too =]
Marcia, Felicity and Teri.
Teri Hatcher def
Nicolette Sheridan
i think Teri Hatcher and Nicollette Sheridan!
but all of them looks really rally good!
Felicity is very toned… she’s probably the best followed by (in order) Teri, Nicolette, Marcia and Eva. Eva doesn’t carry extra weight well. It looks like she gains a double chin quickly!
Marcia. Plus she has gorgeous red hair!
thanx
Teri Hatcher!
hopeully eva gains another twenty pounds
i never liked eva’s face…
teri looks amazing, as well as marcia and nicollete..
i don’t know.. they’re all quite beautiful
Eva.. she’s so pretty and cute.
She is the only youthful looking one I think
Teri Hatcher
Marcia and Felicity
Nicolette
Felicity for SURE! Her body is AMAZING!
Felicity for SURE! Her body is AMAZING!
I don’t know for the best body (I liked Eva’s before she put on some), but I love Marcia’s DRESS!!!!
Marcia, she just had babies too!
Nicollette Sheridan and Felicity Huffman are both in incredible shape for their age. I would have loved to have their bodies at twenty!
Felicity Huffman
felicity huffman.
Nicollette Sheridan
Marcia Cross
is between felicity and Nicolette!!! I’m going with Nicolette because she is not as flat chested as Felicity… Marcia cross is looking too thin for me.. and Terri Hatcher is looking a little healthier.
Felicity Huffman! She looks amazing, I love her haircut.
Felicity’s new hair cutt is very cute though.
i cant believe someone called eva longoria “tubby”. thats hysterical.
Marcia Cross!
Definatly Teri Hatcher
I love Felicity Huffman´s haircut, soo cute
but Marcia has best body
Huffman
I like how everyone (workers) in the background are in black so the celebrities pOp
Teri Hatcher
FELICITY HUFFMAN!!!! NO CONTEST! Healthy and great curves!!!
eva
eva longoria for sure!
Felicity!
Felicity!!! She really looks radiant and healty.
Eva Longoria!
teri looks perfect.
Marcia or Teri!
Felicity Huffman, always! But w*o*w, Marcia Cross looks stunning here. Love that dress.
1-nicolette,she’s very slim and she has curves
2-marcia,slim and so classy
3-felicity,very fit and toned
4-teri,looks so much better with some meat on her bones
5-eva,I don’t like her new body
I don’t see how anyone can really think Eva is “tubby”. She still looks absolutely amazing! But I think Felicity Huffman has the bast body - she’s an athlete and you know she is super healthy. Go Felicity!!!
Huffman for sure!
felicity
eva is definitely preggers
I still think that Eva is the best regardless of her very minimal ‘weight gain’. She has amazing legs. Marcia is gorgeous too and although I have nothing against pale skin, hers is just a bit too pale for my taste…. it looks like she would glow in the dark!
Eva - because she will soon look like she did before.
I’ve always thought Nicolette was masculine looking and have never liked her.
Hm, Eva. But Marcia looks good too. Well, they all do.
But still Eva (and Marcia)
Probably Eva, but Nicolette is pretty smokin’ too…how old is she?!
Teri is definitely worst…Ewww!!!
Nicollette
going for felicity too. shes looks great!
Felicity.
felicity
Nicolette
I think Teri looks much better in this picture than she usually does… She is way too skinny. She looks fragile, like a puff of wind could just knock her down. It is NOT healthy or attractive. That being said… I’d vote for Felicity.
In terms of body, I would have to say Teri. But in terms of overall beauty, Marcia Cross wins hands down. Her face is the epitome of gorgeous, classic beauty…by far one of the most beautiful women in hollywood right now!
off topic - Eva’s makeup is HORRIBLE. Her face is a totally different color than the rest of her. She looks ridiculous and like an alien. And HELLO, clearly she’s a bit chunky through the middle now.
teri and marcia! yayy.
Nicolette Sheridan has the best body.
Longoria is skinny and now with a ball inside.
The others just great.
It’s a tie between Terri and Marcia. Nicolette has a nice bod, but that face makes her look “rode hard and hung up wet”.
My vote is: Marcia, Sheridan, Huffman, Teri…period. These women look amazing for their age. Compare Eva to gals her own age. and meanwhile gaining weight makes her look kinda granny-ish..and the dress…..not hating…just doesnt look good at all.
Teri Hatcher!!!
Teri.
Nicolette and Huffman have the best bodies, but I think they all look good.
can i change my vote to terri? Normally I think she looks to skinny, but here she is totally the hottest!!
Teri, Marcia close 2nd
Felicity Huffman
EVA!
nicolette (:
sorry but, who styled these people?
all but eva and teri look.. er, well quite cheaply dressed. espeically dana
teri
Nicolette
Felicity- she looks fit and healthy =]
I vote for Felicity
Teri Hatcher Looks AMAZING
But Also Marcia N also Nicolette n also Eva so I guess I think they all look great except for Dana, She’s not Fat but there’s something wrong with the shoulders area I dunno
Eva is definitely pregnant. I think it’ll come out in a month or so when she can’t deny/hide it anymore.
I’m just sick of her saying “I’m not pregnant, I’m just fat.” She’s not fat, and it’s demeaning on a number of levels, both to herself and others, to keep saying that. She’s merely APPROACHING being of an average body weight and fat percentage/BMI…if she’s fat, God help the rest of us!
I don’t watch the show…but based on these pictures I think Nicolette has the best, most fit body.
Felicity is looking HOT! and her short hair looks fab
Felicity Huffman looks AMAZING — in shape and totally sexy! Love the dramatic eye makeup. Women half her age wish they looked like that!
How can you even pick? They are all fabulous. I guess if I were picking which body I’d personally like to have, I’d pick Teri’s or Felicity’s. Both of them are fantastic. But I also think Marcia and Eva are gorgeous, and Nicolette has quite the amazing body herself. Really, really tough call for me!
Felicity is my favorite personality-wise, though. She just seems so real & awesome.
Nicolette Sheridan WOULD have my vote, except she has implants so that doesn’t seem fair…
Sooo… Felicity Huffman.
Felecity or Marcia-they both have had children, are older and look freakin smokin!
Why should any of us have to choose, they all have the goods !
Teri!!
Let’s see…
Marcia Cross: too bony
Felicity Huffman: too androgynous
Eva Longoria: too full after her much debated weight gain
So that leaves Teri Hatcher and Nicolette Sheridan! =)
I’d do them all!
they al1 look super but i’d definately say Marcia Cross!
I’d vote for Felicity, I think the rest is too skinny. Yeah, Teri Hatcher looks good in this picture because here she seems to have a butt. But in other pictures she really doesn’t have any curves at all. Felicity has nice curves, her hips are kinda cute lol. And she even has kids!
EVA ALL THE WAAY…. love the body, not the same can b said about her hair tho
Dana Delany.
When it comes to beauty, it has to be a balance between face and body. Some people have such average/even ugly faces (cough–cross–cough) but because they’re fit or thin, people think they’re beautiful.
Marcia Cross, gorgeous romantic look. Too much botox tho, it’s turning into a weird botox brow/nicole kidman thing. Felicity looked great, too, just simple and clean. Eva is pregnant, but not announcing just yet, so cut her some slack. Although there’s not reaason for her makeup to look like that…Raccoon pretty? The other two are just *yawn*.
Teri — but they all look so gorgeous in those beautiful evening gowns.
Huffman has had some work done recently. So obvious!
huffman did a triathalon, so, not only does she look awesome, but she’s super healthy & fit, so she gets my vote!
Felicity looks the best, but that’s because she had the better dress!
I think Eva could have worn something a LOT more flattering….
eva still has cute calves and lower legs and she always looks cute to me..but now cicoette is the hottest housewife!!!
but marcia cross looks stunning here and she has an awesome body!!!
i never really cared for teri but she looks smokin hot in this yellow gown and she seems to know it she has a booty too. i like her back its really hot i like her body here.
but nicolette by far had the best body!
Nicolette and Felicity. They both are fit and slim, but so are the others. I have always though Eva was a butterface.
omg… how do you choose??? this is spanning an age gap of 33-52!!! (i would have never guessed dana delany to be that old!) i’d have to give my vote to Delany… wow..52! i thought maybe early to mid 40’s.. geeze!
They all look amazing.
I would say Eva though cause she is so petite.
TERI HATCHER!!!
They alla look like wax models. especially the red head one-her face is so severe! and snatcher of course-she looks like her wax figurine’s face has melted. the last woman is semi-cute but god whats up with this dress? is she a walking target?
Huffman!
xxxxxx
Felicity Huffman
probs felicity huffman
natural looking as well at her age
so who won?
I’m another one who is torn between Felicity and Marcia.. even Teri is looking better these days!
I think my vote goes with Felicity though, she looks good!
I think Marcia is definitely the best (I love her classy look), followed by Felicity.
they all look good in my opinion. even teri doesn’t look like death in that picture. if i had to choose the best body… i’d say nicolette.
Marcia Cross
felicity
Felicity! She is older and her body looks better than most of the younger ones! She looked really great and her new hair style makes her look younger too. Nicolette’s dress over powered her body. I think it was too much she looked larger in it than she really is. Dana’s dress I agree with many who said it came out in the 80’s omg! Marcia’s dress was very old hollywood but the color was wrong on her but I think she is very gorgeous though. I think Terri was wearing a butt pad because she doesn’t have one in real life! lol Her dress would have looked better on Nicolette’s shape.
Marcia/felicity
marcia is the most beautiful though (and her dress is adorable)
Teri!! Eva 2nd.
felicity!!!
teri comes in second
Felicity Huffman… she looks stunning!
marcia & terry
of course TERI HATCHER and second MARCIA CROSS for me
terry
Nicollette Sheridan. Though I still like Eva Longoria the best.
Terri, surprisingly. Marcia Cross looks like a mannequin (and Nicollette Sheridan looks like a man…)
I have to agree with Bella, except I have to say that this is NOT based on these pictures because honestly… spandex and dresses can do miracles… come on…
1st Nicolette- she always looks so fit and sexy
2nd Marcia- she’s slim and healthy
3rd Felicity- looks like she works for it
4th Teri- I’ve never liked her body… eek
5th Eva- She annoys the crap out of me and this weight gain doesn’t suit her…
Marcia Cross is wayy to skinny, then nicolette has a good body but her face is disgusting, too much botox, felicity looks fine, teri too, eva longoria looks awesome, i love her and dana i dunno, nothing special about her, kinda flabby.
hatcher, hatcher, hatcher.. & she always dresses really well too :p
Sheridan
nicolette
They all look great and healthy right now. But… a tie for Marcia/Felicity/Eva
I think Teri is a skelton, and Nicolette has a the best body, but Eva is beautiful.
Definatly Nicolette Sheridan she is slim but not overly so, toned and curvy in right places-she defo has best body close 2nd is Eva Longoria. Marcia too straight up and down in my opinion although this dress makes her look curvier., Terri has real skinny legs but they somehow don’t match with her top half?? And Felicity looks good here but her top half is too bony normally.
Definitly Marcia Cross!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Felicity Huffman-very healthy & strong
Felicity Huffman
Marciaaa
Felicity Huffman!!!! She is an ideal healthy look model. I love her toned arms! AND, she’s a mother, wife and professional actress. Points to her!!
Marcia Cross for me everytime.
How bloody awful is Dana Delany’s dress on there? It looks like something from a cheap store circa 1994!
Eva or Marcia deff..
think teri has got the nicest body shapes.
Eva Longoria, she’s amazing
Marcia Cross!!!!!
And she is mother of two!
They all have great bodies.
Personnally, I like Marcia Cross’ body type the best because she’s more proportionate.
Nicolette’s body looks rock hard - she’s super fit and it just looks great.
Teri looks so much better now - when she started on DH, she looked quite sickly thin (even though I’m pretty sure she’s naturally skinny because even in her Seinfeld days she had painfully skinny legs - kind of weird looking actually) She looks shapelier now (maybe thanks to the dress she’s wearing).
Felicity is super toned as well, she looks great.
As for Eva, she is still a tiny person even if she filled out a little bit ; she mostly gained in her upper body area. She looks much prettier and softer with a bit more poundage on her.
As for Delany, she’s not as skinny as all the other actresses but she does look stunning still - I can’t believe that woman is over 50 !
Nicollete definitely. Eva is the tinyest but Nic is the sexiest and most toned, yet still small.
Felicity… She looks like a woman… healthy and strong.
marcia cross is stunning’
I have noticed though that none of them have “womanly” shapes, in the sense that none of them have hips ! Their bodies are straight, straight, straight.
MARCIA CROSS, stunningly gorgeous!!!!!!