Guess The Celebrity Bottom
April 15th, 2009 by Rian | Filed under Guess The Celebrity.Guess which celebrity accidentally flashed the paparazzi a lot more than she probably wanted to yesterday as she was picking up her child from a play-date?
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If you guessed Jessica Alba, you were right!
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lol stupid tattoo if you ask me
ha! I got it right. Terrible crack tattoo…
that bow tattoo was a giveaway!
Oh… my… God. The is the STUPIDEST tattoo I have ever seen!! So gross, I would have liked to think Jessica Alba had more class and sense then that. She lost a few points in my book.
I never knew Jessica Alba had a crack-too! That’s horrible!!
Hahaha that tatoo is so lame.
GROSS!! What kind of a person would get such a stupid tatoo?? A bow above your ass crack??? So strange.
LOL crack-too? it isn’t very nice no. I am liking her body way much better these days, but that hair looks like a scraggly wig, ew.
Haha, I knew it was her because I saw the same (uncropped) picture on another website.
Nice trashy tattoo. Ew.
ass crack tattoo? WHY, JESSICA, WHY?!
alba’s ‘i’m not mexican’ claim is curious. yes, above all she is an american, but she forgets that, unless we are native american, we all have roots to be embraced as part of our dna. all in all, she looks cute.
Nice tatoo, very classy…
tramp stamp. hate the hair.
what’s this?? “bow to my ass” or something???
That IS a weird tattoo, like her crack is a prize or something…
I knew it. If the tramp-stamp tattoo and gross new brassy blonde hair didn’t give it away, her ’signature’ scarf would have.
look at that moaney face – I just want to slap her.
Awful highlights – very cheap looking.
Not thought out much: it’s like every turd she makes is her gift to the world.
And her other two tats are much more attractive. Oh well.
Her hair’s blonde again? I prefer it dark.
Nice hair colour and shades, but she is looking a bit mismatched and frumpy here. Fair doos though, she is going ‘casual’
Jessica Alba. She really needs to drop a few and get laser tattoo removal but I like the lighter hair.
Crap.
Like her hair, looks nice, like the shoes and tracks – nice and cas’, the tattoo looks cool, but I wonder what she’s getting at.
I knew it was her cos even tho I think she is stunning, her bow tattoo is horrendous! mine are much better
What class!
I can’t stand those sunglasses. I don’t know how they ever came into “style” yuck. What happened to the bigger, glam, chic glasses? god
I never knew what people see in this woman. Not the tattoo, that´s for sure lol!
That last pic is too much. She looks so whiny! Cute body though.
haha I knew it! I think it’s really cute. I don’t see what all the fuss is about. If i had a bottom like that I’d put a bow on it too!
that tat is sooooo trashy. a bow over the butt crack? really?
this shade of blond looks nice on her. not brassy
one of the dumbest tattoos i’ve ever seen..and she has the worst style EVER!! i think her body looks pretty good tho
yeah, why on earth would you wand a tatoo in your but crack? generally that’s an area you try not to let other people see 9clearly not for her) and it’s not like she can see it herself. no point!
But this shot isn’t actually soo bad, I expected something worse when I read it
never seen the attraction
eww she needs a bra u can see her nipples
Does she change her hair color every day? I swear everytime I see her, it’s different.
LOL @ SayaK. You’re right, definitely wasn’t thought out much…probably the worst tramp stamp I’ve seen.
1985 called; they want their sunglasses back.
She looked amazing in her Into the Blue days. I used to think she had the best body of them all. She still looks great, body-wise, but that hair and that tattoo.. EW
Eh, I don’t care for her much. She looks frumpy in these clothes, its hard to tell but she seems to be in good shape, not as good shape as she was pre-baby but good. Completely tasteless tattoo, by the way.
Cl-ass act.
You all are horrible. Shut up.
tacky.
I never saw what the big deal was with her…I don’t think she’s that great at all. Yeah, she’s pretty, but she’s definitely no where near gorgeous. She’s just pretty average to me.
what the heck happened to Jessica Alba. Does she think that becoming a mother is an instant ticket to Frumpville? Her style has gone down the drain. I mean even when shes at events, she still doesnt look good. Oh well, hopefully the money that she was spending on her stylist is now going to Honor.
She’s gross now. Those glasses are ridiculous, as is the entire outfit. And seriously, imagine sitting to get that tattoo done. “Oh hey, yeah, right above the ass crack, go for it.” Howww awkward.
cute hair
lol @ everyone thinking the same thing
saviana i was trying to imagine what that conversation would be like with the tattoo artist… i wonder what she was thinking getting it done
Yep! I know that tattoo…unfortunately…
Is it just me, or has she really been bringing out the sweats after giving birth? No offense to her (I like her new body), but I think her career’s dead now. Think: her career was basically based on her tight body. If she can’t get that back, what has she left to fall back on? Talent? HAHHAAHAHA!
I agree, very ugly tattoo. This outfit would have been so cute if she wasn’t wear sweatpants. Who wears sweat pants out of the house!?!? It is so gross!! Stacey and Clinton would have a field day with those lol.
I didn’t know she had a tramp stamp?
ha! not suprised
Forget the stupid tattoo….what is up with those stupid Romper Room sunglasses???
Horrible sunglasses, horrible tat.
she looks a mess.
My husband wants to know if that means anal is a present!?
WOW very harsh, I dont think there’s one nice comment on here? ok take a breath guys, shes had a baby, shes lost nearly all of the baby weight, shes probably focusing more on being a mum right now than her career thats based on her “tight body” so what if she wants to wear sweats? shes still gorgeous and i doubt anyone would find it easy being a new mum in the public eye, if shes not putting her hair colour decisions at the front of her mind right now then i dont think thats a big crime tbh. shes always going to be a gorgeous girl and people should ease off a bit
i love jess! that tattoo is totally bizarre, though, i must admit.
I love the tattoo, it looks cute on her))
tattoos rules.
A bow above her @$$, ohoho what a gift!
she’s not losing weight yet.
Would never have guessed it was Alba just because of the weight. She looks so much heavier than pre-baby. Not saying she’s fat or anything but it is just surprising.
And the tattoo is always trashy.
OMG I thought it was Britney Spears in the 1st photo. Her weight, the general messiness and sloppiness that Spears sports at times. And of course the gross tattoo.
Nothin wrong with a tramp stamp (I have one), but why get a bow. Is your ass crack a gift? I hope she wasn’t sober when she got that. I hate when she lightens her hair. Her body looks okay from what I can tell in that outfit.
Robyn and lizwell’s are the only nice comments made, Jessica alba is so pretty and so what if she’s wearing sweats and sun glasses she’s just being casual. I bet half you girls saying that she looks frumpy and was fitter pre-baby (in your own little bitchy ways) ain’t all that and a bag of chips and really wish deep down inside that you looked like her .Being cruel won’t get you anywhere girls.
PS If i had an ass like that i’d class it as a gift
She’s not wearing any underwear at all :l
No bra and no knickers.
Isn’t that nice :/
this takes tramp stamp to a whole new level. maybe she’s trying to show it off haha. put some underwear on.
I bet she regrets having that tattoo every day of her life. How brainless an act was that? Dum de dum dum.
yikes, and her nipples too .. gross…
the placing of that tattoo is disgusting. lol.
I think she looks great — would love to look that great myself post-baby. I think the thick thigh pic is just a bad photo.
But “tramp stamp” — that’s wonderful! So true. ROFL!
I don’t even want to think about how much that had to have hurt to get. Yikes.
@pretty and nice- “that tat is sooooo trashy”
Please show me one that isn’t!
lol pin the tail on the piggy
hmm I’m a fan of tats, I have one myself and plan to get more, but for me a tatoo must be something VERY meaningful because it will be there forever. That one by far is one of the most ridiculous i’ve seen and I wonder if it was alcohol induced desicion making that let to it? I don’t think she looks bad, she’s a mother for heaven’s sake!
it’s kinda a cute tatoo in my opinion
Isn’t she wearing an underwear? Haha! I think, she’s gaining a few pounds in these photos. What do you all think?
yea its a bad tat.. but I understand cos I have a tramp stamp i regret too
Body-wise, she looks great.
ha ha ha. would never have guessed her.
i dont think it looked nice at all. not good.
She looks to be in great shape! The tattoo is kind of cute.. But hate her new hair, the bangs looked okay when her hair was dark but they look terrible blond.
I really think she could stand to lose about five to seven pounds. She looks over 130 lbs in these photos, don’t you think?
actually I think this tatoo is funny. but her-well her time is up! probably we shall see less and less of her. Her “breeding” was her waterloo
Looks silly, I hope it’s not a permanent one.
Gross tat and saggy tits.Her beauty is gone.
“Sagging tits?” SO what you really mean is that she doesn’t have breast implants. Just because they’re not up around her neck does not make them “sagging.” It makes them not made of silicone.
so effin’ tacky
Jessica Alba, a crack tattoo? Really?
lmao to this tatoo. she is so conceited. and lamo big time to Mattie. I don’t like her hair light at all. never have. It looks the best dark. she looks cute everywhere else untill i see the nasty butt crack. Tsk Tsk. I was starting to like her since she had Honor.
you’ve got to be KIDDING me. A BOW tattoo on your a$$ CRACK? that is disGUSting. It’s like saying my sh&t is god’s gift to you. ugh.
Also, she’s starting to look like Jennifer Garner, with those thick lips and boring hair.
i actually love that tattoo. maybe a little bit higher.
i looked at the scarf on her neck, and i instantly thought of jessica alba and her stupid gear.
and what a disgusting tattoo. i mean, on your bum crack … get some class!