New Heidi Montag Bikini Photos
April 30th, 2009 by Rian | Filed under Celebs in Bikinis, Heidi Montag, Polls.Everyone’s favorite reality-TV couple Heidi and Spencer Pratt (cough) were photographed on the beach in Mexico yesterday, where Heidi posed for the pap’s in a bikini and worked on shooting scenes for a music video.

Photos via PacificCoastNews
And just for fun…



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She was pretty cool before Spencer arrived in the picture…then it’s all downhill
s-luuuuuuuuuuuut!!
her poor christian mother. of course she’ll always love heidi but i bet she’s not happy in the slightest with these pics!!
Can’t they both just evaporate already?
nice figure.
i voted yes. but she looks good. maybe i’m just jealous… but one thing i’ll never envy her, is that sleazy little boyfriend. ew
good bod even if it is fake
I don’t think her body is all the great, especially given that she is young and in the sun all day. She needs a tan and a tone.
I like her body. She is slim, but with feminine curves. Pity about the rest
Fabulous bod. I think she looked prettier without the mermaid long hair. I liked her hair better pre-boob-job.
She has a nice rear. And has hips. Why is her arm so much darker than the rest of her body! But the poor girl needs to keep those feet covered up!
I wonder how lonely & miserable she actually is – every moment of her life seems scripted. It is a pity that she seems unable to have genuine thoughts or emotions. it is like their lives are one big photo op.
Weight wise she looks great! If her arms are tanner than the rest of her – that would mean a natural tan – Hooray – something about her is natural!!
Yes, this couple is so over-rated. I don’t understand WHY but every single time I’ve tried to vote yes or no…it comes back & tells me I have ALREADY VOTED. What is up with that?? Yes, I am so over-saturated with Heidi and Spencer and they are so ANNOYING !!!!!
Oh my! she’s in Mexico? Haven’t she heard about the swine flu? and that people is actually dying ’cause of that here in Mexico? Well, I find her so annoying that maybe she dying from a flu is not an ugly picture!
she has a nice body but they are so fake and annoying, are they in Mexico? I though you couldn’t fly to Mexico because of the flu.
Nice body! They don’t annoy me that much because theyre not that famous in the UK
londoncalling, I was thinking the same thing; maybe they will not let them out and they will have to stay down there!
in the second photo she’s looking a little like tori spelling.
These two are always posing, when are they acting normal? They’re like: oh, how beautiful I am, please take a picture!! She has fake boobs and it’s noticeable. Overall, they are annoying and fake despite looking good!
She looks great with the exception of the fake plastic surgery. Great butt, wish mine looked like that. Call them annoying, but they are both working their situation to perfection. They have turned 15 minutes of fame into years already. Spencer (eww!, flesh beard himself) is crazy like a fox, has parlayed minimal talent into tons of celeb exposure, covers, music, paps, tabloids. They know exactly what they are doing and are still on the front page of the rags in mags and online constantly. I think her body is fan-freaking-tastic, minus the bolt ons.
I can’t deny it, Heidi has a VERY nice body. She is sooo annoying and her face isn’t special in anyway, so at least she has that bod. I’m shocked that their 15 minutes has lasted this long.
are they crazy? stay away from mexico these days! heidi looks good…boring face..
Yes Clare, fingers crossed!
Her mouth is always open. And that makes me sad.
Her body is bangin’. I would pay a lot of money to look like that. And she obviously had the same idea…
Annoying or not, they’re making some good money off of their annnoyingness! Personally, I don’t think I could quite stoop to the level of flaunting my figure like that, but whatever.
Yawn..
although she does have a great body. Im a little jelous!
3rd pic: Throw the skank fish back in! These two need the swine flu in the worst way.
She has a great stomach, but I don’t like here thighs. I would not want mine to be that big. She is gorgeous though
They’re in Mexico??
Ten bucks says they both get swine flu.
there is something creepy about her body. she is all soft and squidgy looking.
body is awesome.
but i would love to smack her one day. i hate her attitude.
Great body, empty brains = Trash.
I wouldn’t think they were annoying if they weren’t such attention whores. And their “relationship” is for publicity. She has a nice body though. And I thought you couldn’t go to Mexico cause of that swine flu thing.
Everything about her is unattractive.
She has a very nice body, except for the fake boobs. I don’t think her thighs are too big, they’re just pale! She looks healthy.
How smart go in a populated swine flu infection area. And better yet come back to the US with it. They shouldn’t be allowed back in with it, idiots!
..and people like this are why the whole world will now have to deal with this.
mexico?! interested (i was set to leave this monday but cancelled)
she looks great but i was literally just looking at “vintage” pics of her and she looks like a completely different person. crazy.
Nice body, but shes so stupid. Her posing annoys me.
she has a nice body i love her and dont care if she got her boobs done, if your not happy with something on your body and have the money fix it, why go through life being unhappy.
Annoying annoying.
If she got rid of Spencer she wouldn’t be so annoying. But because she’s with him, she is just as sleazy. Nice body, pretty girl, that’s it.
I can’t help but to get annoyed with them. She is so pretty and great body, great hair the works, but so annoying. But good for her I guess. To get famous that fast while it take some people years and years. Whatever
darn her body looks nice, hips look so perfect. nice she isn’t all tan looking either.
Her butt looks huge in the first picture. Hadn’t she said at one point that she wanted butt implants??? Did she get them? I just don’t see why she’d have that butt, it’s out of proportion with the rest of her. She may be “pretty” in a commercial sort of way; but I find her disgusting, cheap and skanky.
Funny how she looks a bit pudgy in the last pic, but not in the others…. hm…
Why does she always have that dumb, mouth-open, deer-in-the-headlights look? CLOSE YOUR MOUTH!! I used to really like Heidi before she started dating Spencer. Then she turned into some trashy, fame hungry robot with no morals. HATE THEM!!!!!!!!!! I find nothing attractive about Heidi either. Shes nasty.
amazing body. can’t stand her tho. useless collection of atoms. hate her hair, she looks so thrashy
Open mouth, insert swine flu.
why they dont wear masks??
Yes, she is downright annoying, but I have to admit that she has one awesome body. She’d even look better if she had more natural looking breasts and cut that hair.
Ugh.. she is so gross. I think the third picture is the only one that she looks pretty in. The rest she looks like Barbie.
I hope they get swine flu…
Nice waist and butt, I like her figure from the waist down, but is it real or enhanced?
They don’t wear masks because they are the swines that spread the flu!
she needs a new hair color pronto and spencer needs to just.. go away
shes always at the beach yet shes pale as a gohst lol she has a HUGE CHiN LOL
fakey fakerton
Ugly bikini & ugly fake husband! oh and she has a horse face…
Her hair needs a few lowlights and that bikini is hideous!
They are gaining! Ahahah
But, why is her mouth always open?
I guess they are not scared of the swine flu or maybe they never watch news so they don’t even know about it.lol
She has a nice body, but that face has got to go! I know she already had work done on her face, but with those results I would want a refund. And yes, they are painfully annoying.
Maybe her new fake nose came with fake nostrils so she has no choice but to breath through her mouth… (?)
She’s got a jaw on her like Popey!
I saw some pics of them walking alone on a beach with masks on. It was hilarious. Sorry to break it to u guys, but even if they do get swine flu, they will probably recover just fine, seeing as they are both healthy young adults.
In these photos she looks like a B grade mens magazines ‘home girl of the week’, honestly she is so pathetic.
Does she always pose with her mouth open? Maybe thats what makes her look kind of cheap porn style.
She certainly looks annoying.
that defines spencer and heidi right there…while every one flees Mexico they take a vacation there….
actually it might be the smartest thing they’ve ever done! mwahaha
so sick of her. she shouldn’t be famous. bangin body though.
Her breasts could not look more fake and hard, and her too long bleached hair does not help,
What happened to that cute small-chested conservative girl with short dark blond hair that was so much more tolerable (not to mention prettier)
LOL hell on high heels
she has a nice body
DYING to know who answer ‘No” to the survey…
These two are probably the most annoying individuals on the face of this earth… well besides Ann Coulter!!!
great body. horse face. love her hair though. if they are extensions, they still look good. i just cut my hair short. looks good, but then i see her hair. so jealous. lol
A music video?! Really?! This should not be allowed to happen.
She really has an amazing body. She is a plastic surgury sucess story, not that I am a fan!
Shes arrogant and annoying. I cant stand looking at her.. I just hope that the show is 100% made up, because i dont know how she could be happy in life with that LOSER of a husband.
my two favourite people!!!!!! LOVE!!! heidi is so hot! i also love how she’s profitting from the haters lol! love her new song (party is wherever i am). keep on posing for the cameras!
it’d be one thing if she was hot– maybe– but yeah they need to shut the hell up and get a room.
She may be starving for attention, but at least she doesn’t starve her body. Just don’t take your youth for granted, Heidi. Not many people keep their figures after marriage and children.
Shes not annoying…its all just hype to find them annoying but you know that she’s not, just spencer
she has no definition in her ankles!! her lower legs are so strange and unflattering
ok so who are the 73 nutters that don’t find them annoying?
Usually I’m all for curves so this is out of character for me, but I have to say that I think it doesn’t suit Heidi. She has a very nice shape but her butt and hips (and fake boobs) add a curvy shape to her even when she’s skinny, so when she’s at a normal weight like this she actually looks kind of trashy. Or maybe it’s just how she’s always posing sexy and what she wears, who knows. These days I think that her old more waif-like look actually suits her better.
Not to say that she doesn’t look good, hah.
I don’t like her shade of blonde either..it doesn’t look natural.
I hope she laughs to herself every night after she takes these photos…if not, she’s such a loser lol. They are quite cheesy and funny, especially with her mouth gaped open. But hey, it gets her the press she wants. I don’t see much remarkable about her body. I think she has a great body BUT, it’s obvious she doesn’t work for it…just another skinny short girl on the beach, yanno? With torpedos on her chest.
Look like she posed for them all.. How real. Oh wait who said the hills was reality tv?
Of course this couple would be in mexico with the swine flu going around, but they say idiots don’t get sick ><
nice body EMPTY MINDS. im getting bored
I LOVE her hair and she is slim with curves, which is the IDEAL body shape to me- the only thing I don’t like is her bum, she needs to do some squats. Then she would be perfect. I don’t care that her boobs are fake- they aren’t like Tori Spellings or Tara Reid disgusting ‘breasts’ so they are fine to me! She does need a tan, she’s looking a little pale here. Overall, I think she is incessantly annoying but she IS very pretty! And I love the clothes she wears! She always looks immaculate.
As annoying as she is, I’d kill for a butt like hers. Thesuperficial.com has some hilarious pictures of them wearing face masks. I don’t get why they even went to Mexico in the first place…
well she does look good in a bikini
HER FACE MAKES ME WANT RATTLE AND STRANGLE HER.
She is becoming so annoying. Cover the face and now knowing who it was – then I can say I envy her body.
one word sums her up . Boring !
I wish these 2 people would just go away.
as much as i dislike her, she has an awesome body. she has a great booty & stomach. pretty toned but she always looks so over done.
hahaha @ 89% of people saying yes!
i think she looks amazing, why are ppl saying she has a fake body, is it her boobs?? i do find them annoying though, i think their personalties are totally fake.. i wouldnt want to b them as all your friends would end up being fake as well an nothing in your life would be genuine!
she could close those mouth a bit
Mexico? Hope they catch the flu (just kidding, I don’t like them but I don’t wich them dead either ^^)
Her legs are pretty short. Otherwise she looks good.
Is her hair real or does she have extensions? Does anyone know?
I hate how she poses with her mouth open. Does she think it looks sexy? There are not a lot of people out there that make me want to punch them, but she’s one of them! And I don’t even know her!
I think she is probably 5′3 and 105-108 pounds:) She looks fantastic!!!
The only time I’ve seen these 2 is posing for the paparazzi — is that all they do? How on earth is her bum that high?? I’m very envious of the heiny, if nothing else.
I really am very annoyed that I even know who these people are considering I have never watched the hills laguna or any of those other stupid terribly acted poorly scripted faux-ality MTV shows!! However i will say she has a cute little womanly shape and a nice lil whooty. Her face is another story(Mr. Ed comes to mind) and so is her gay boyfriend!
I really am very annoyed that I even know who these people are considering I have never watched the hills laguna or any of those other stupid terribly acted poorly scripted faux-ality MTV shows!! However i will say she has a cute little womanly shape and a nice lil whooty. Her face is another story(Mr. Ed comes to mind) and so is her zesty weirdo boyfriend!
Her mouth is always open. How very sexy. I hope a fly goes in there.
She is sooo annoying, but she does have a stunning body.
She would have a hot body… if it weren’t for her barbie boobs.
If you google old pictures of her (pre-nose/boob job), she actually looks classy and intelligent and pretty. Now, she just has that dumb hot blonde thing going on. I guess if that the look she’s going for…
umm why does she need to keep her feet covered up? she is on the beach for petes sake…
sheesh some people are JELLLLOUS
Yes yes yes they are annoying together! Total fame whores.
Wow! A lot of you on here are very ignorant to what is actually happening in the world, and yes, you can still fly to Mexico from almost every country in the WORLD. Not only that, but the Swine Flu came from CALIFORNIA; And then to Mexico. You guys need to calm down, since the regular common human flu kills more people in the United States a year than this Swine Flu is destined to kill throughout the world.
In regards to her body, it’s fabulous!
God Spencer is so unattractive!!! i aw the funniest pic of them i think it was taken just after these photos where they were walking up and down the beach in bathers with face masks on. I think Heidi looks nice here.
in the second pic her arms look too short, making her look disproportionate. of course, it would be ridiculous to point that out, considering she looks amazing (how annoying the fact that she thinks she looks like the hottest person ever…)
Speidi is annoying sure, but there’s no way anyone can deny that this girl has one rockin’ body!
So much fakeness.. Much too much!
body looks good. but she tries so hard~ it’s too sicken to be cute cheesecake
Why is her mouth always open?
ugly bikini. and why is her mouth always open when she’s posing?? she looks like an actress for “adult films” that way. and her fake breasts and barbie blonde hair don’t make it better … she used to be much more appealing before all the plastic surgery.
why is her mouth always open? grosss
Nice body, that’s about it.
I think Heidi Montag has the most nearly perfect body. We see her and Spencer in the press alot and they are always lovey-dovey. I think it’s great that they are that into each other.
the poses in these photos are just ridiculous. it looks like soft porn.
annoying yes but you can’t deny the hot bod – even if she has had some help along the way!
WEight wise she looks alright but…Horrible face. Horrible boob job. Horrible face. Horrible personality. Horrible face. Ick!
Actually I agree the poses are kind of ridiculous and that it does look kind of like soft porn. Not very good. And her face is not that pretty either but I wouldn’t call her ugly.
She has a freaking amazing body – even if her personality leaves something to be desired, she is great body-inspiration.
They’re hella annoying, but they’re laughing all the way to the bank! ChaChing!
Her body looks great
that open mouth just annoys me for some reason. she would look good without it
ok. im kindof lame and remember the first time i saw heidi on laguna beach. she was in a fashion show with lauren for people that were affected by mudslides. her hair was way shorter and her boobs were way flatter but she was so cute and i remember thinking that she was definitly the cutest girl i’d seen on the show. now she’s so freaking fake. and spencer is just bringing her down. what happened heidi? seriously spencer looks like i shiny faced, light strange beard heat miser…GROSS! YOU CAN DO BETTER!
Cheap!!
Great body but i wish they would tone it down with their posing it so old now
She should just pose naked and get it over with. She has a very “porny” feel to her and always has. I mean, she tries to look and act like a Playboy model so why not just be one? These poses are majorly gross/slutty. I doubt anything good will come of her.
Rian, can’t we just stop posting her? She’s so ridiculous! She’s posing on every foto. Does she have a real life or is it all just selling herself? Btw, I don’t think she’s overall pretty – so where is it all coming from?