Jessica Simpson Update
May 11th, 2009 by Rian | Filed under Celebrity Flab & Bulges, Curvy Celebrities, Jessica Simpson, Polls.Jessica Simpson performed live in her legendary daisy dukes at Sea World in association with ‘Bud & BBQ’ in San Antonio this past Saturday…

Photos via PacificCoastNews
My only question is, why, oh why, did she have to wear her daisy dukes?!




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I’m annoyed by this post. She doesn’t have bulges here. She’s not Daisy Dukes skinny anymore, but she has better than average legs.
such a pretty girl.
but she dresses like a cowgirl hooker.
Hmm that belly is bad- though I gotta admit her legs are quite toned- I don’t mind them just the tummy hanging out!
she had a super pretty blue dress on before this. not sure why she put the shorts on. i think she is lovely but still refuses to dress to make her curves va va voom, and instead makes her quite petite body look stocky. baffling to me.
she seems pregnant in first pic, ugly outfit, she could be cuter with another outfit even though she is not skinny anymore.
there is being proud of your curves and there is dressing trashy with total disregard for flattering your figure.
Ok, I have no problem with the fact she is larger than the average LA Skinny bitch. Power to her.
I have a problem with the fact that she is a media whore who wore these shorts to get a reaction in all the trashy gossip mags to plug whatever wailing single she is bringing out next. Seriously, if she can;t get enough attention off her ’singing’ then maybe it’s time she called it a day and stopped stooping to this.
She has nice muscular legs. . . she is obviously happy and not too worried about her weight anymore. I have the exact same type of body as her. I have muscular legs and I gain weight around the boobs and stomach area. Although now I have lost a lot of weight. I used to be this size about a year ago and I think she looks a lot heavier than she is. pictures are not always flattering. And I think some people on this website that comment are probaly alot bigger than her so they need to stop critisizing the poor girl!!!
Oh wow…another horrible outfit.
I think she very toned legs. I’ve been running for months and my legs look no where near as defined as hers. But that outfit has got to go! Geeze, woman, you’re in the spotlight, shouldn’t you dress to impress?!
Sexy
No one in country music (at least who are successful) dresses like that when they play at concerts and such! Good grief, she does dress like a cowgirl hooker!
I think all that yo yo weight loss has done a number on her body. She needs to either lose weight and keep it off, or accept her body the way it is.
She’s not as fit as she used to be (in her daisy dukes days) but admit it, she has no visible cellulite.
I guess she isn’t as skinny as they said she was on that Vanity Fair magazine cover.
she looks great. her legs are toned, no cellulite, and she looks strong. I wish i had legs like that. but the belly is popping. I think she’s preggers.
She has some killer legs! That funky chicken picture is pretty embarrassing, though.
COWGIRL-HOOKER LOL! YEAH THAT PRETTY MUCH NAILED IT.
(anyone know what she’s doing in the third pic? besides torturing the non-blind, that is.)
Her legs are thick, but at least they look reasonably toned.
Her belly, on the other hand, is gross. She’s young and hasn’t had a kid – no reason for her belly to be hanging like that.
I like her, I like her legs….she should not lose weight!
I think she is beautiful and looks great…unfortunately just not in this outfit or a lot of the others she has chosen lately. She needs to dress to compliment her body.
LOL that second pic is awful, and the third is hilarious. I like Jessica, she seems like a goofball and like she’s still down-to-earth. She looks thick but muscular. She should lose a little bit, but at least she isn’t all jiggly and flabby looking, like Kelly Clarkson would look like in that outfit.
Sea World, eh?
So…I never knw that the whales could come out of the water until now!
Way to go, Shamu!
Wow that stomach bulge is awful!! She needs to cover that up!! She looked much better in her dukes of hazzard days. Now she just looks chunky!
I agree with Jade.
I hate to sound mean, but she needs to dress for the shape she is, not the shape she once had.
The third pictures is, absolutely, atroucious, and the others are horrible, if she want to dress like that, yes, she needs to lose weight, a lot of weight, she looks like a caricature of Daisy Duke.
nice legs but definitely not looking their best in those shorts.. wonder why she bares to wear that kind of outfit, her va**na is almost in sight, as well as her not so fit tummy.. oh my.
YUCK fat little pig oink oink
she’s got nice toned legs but those shorts do absolutely nothing for her.
her legs would probably look better if her shoes were different…
hmmm, she looks thick, her body never used to be like this did it? i reakon she needs to lose like just half a stone? (thats 7 pound)
She looks slightly bloated in the tummy here….but no she does not need to lose weight!
As everyone has said, her legs look fantastic, nice tone on them and the pictures are often slightly side angles which are less flattering anyway. Let’s face it, she looks better than the average woman on the street, this is how a woman should look, not like a skinny stick. She radiates beauty.
her legs are very toned, it’s just her tummy that’s the problem IMO, other than that, she has a great curvy figure. i think she should update her wardrobe to start dressing for her shape though.
How much do y’all think she now weighs?
She’s 5′3″ and supposedly weighed 105lbs at her smallest (back in The Dukes of Hazzards days).
I could just cry to think of all that money she has and she dresses like…this??? I would look great if I had that kind of money to spend on clothes. Heck, my clothes are way better either way. I would NEVER be caught in that outfit with that belly. Please dress your figure accordingly! There are ways to look 15 pounds thinner, but she chooses to make herself look 15 pounds fatter. The shoes with the elf toes don’t do it for me either. Nothing about those clothes is good. Nice legs though-when do you get to the age where daisy dukes should be outlawed?
Her legs aren’t bad, but personally i’m not liking the belly with the shorts. That fat is just not cute!!!
btw…I like the vest…very cute
picture 3 is so funny.
If I was her I would want to lose weight, but she doesn’t strictly need to lose weight. Although she would look less scary in that outfit if she did lose weight.
I don’t think the outfit is flattering or stylish at all. I think it would look good on very few people, actually. Her legs may not be tiny, but they are definitely toned though.
The third picture is awful though. Just awful.
damn. i’m suprised… her legs look excellent imo!
Jess, I love your blog…inspirational
Prob is a out 5′3 130-135-not fat by any means-just needs to tone her belly a bit with cardio-she looks toned in her legs though..it does suck being an apple shape-i too gain weight in my stomach and it sucks!!I’s about 5;4 or 5′5 and once i am over about 125 my stomach sticks out
I think she looks a LOT better thinner but she´s not overweight and she obviously feels comfortable with her weight. But I think eventually she´ll lose the weight again, she always does.
These shoes and outfit is a BIG mistake….
I don’t have a problem with her weight gain, but she needs to dress weight appropriate.
omg- that third picture is a nightmare!
Everyone gives her such a hard time about her weight, but than other celebs slip under the radar totally. Like Scarlett Johannsen (pre recent weight loss) and Beyonce. I mean, if S and B can look “sexy” and “curvy” at 135-140 pounds or whatever they weigh, why can’t Jessica? To me, she appears to have a strong, sexy, hourglass shape, just like them. No, not skinny, but fit.
ugh – including the 3rd pic was unnecessary (and almost cruel to post).
I wish she would stop wearing those damn shorts! The fact that she repeatedly wears the daisy dukes draws attention to the fact that she a far cry from her dukes of hazard weight. She makes really poor fashion choices.
Weight wise I think she looks fine. If she is comfortable at this weight and healthy then no she doesnt need to lose.
Her gut is disgusting, and it’s beyond hysterical to me that her P.R. team are trying to spin her new Vanity Fair expose as if she’s lost weight. Tony Romo needs to DUMP the Miss Piggy aka J. SImpson, and she should marry an airbrush artisist. OR do us all a favor, get out of the spotlight and eat all the chicken fried steak, funnel cakes you want.
Whatever happened to the trainer from The Dukes of Hazzards? WHy doesn’t Papa Joe just rehire him to do something about that gut? Her gluttony will be the bane of her career if something isn’t done and FAST.
At least Daddy will always love her.
it’s fine if she’s not gonna lose weight … but daisy dukes are out of the question.
I like the way she is in the 3rd picture….but laying down!!!
Jessica looked like she was on the verge of ED when she was filming Dikes. I don’t know why every one continues to pick that time of her life as”looking her best.” I was watching old “Newlyweds” episodes about a month ago, the first season, and that was when I thought she looked her best. And that was before the Dukes people told her she needed to lose weight.
Ugghl. Hate herrrrr.
I still don’t get her outfit. And her neither.
Her legs are thick but not in the slightest bit flabby. I’d be more worried about the stomach area.
there should be another option on the poll; ‘if she wants to wear outfits like that, then yes’.
Seriously, she’s got an OK body, but why she’d want to emphasise the podgy bits in an outfit like that I do not know.
Well, toned legs, but still.. quite thick and big. they looks huge, compared to what we usely see on this site (but thats not her fault) ;b but I think it wouldnt hurt if she lost a little bit of weight.
she does not need to lose weight, she just needs to stop dressing like a trailer park hussie! only ANO retards can get away with wearing a get up like that. otherwise, her weight/body is fine!
She has a healthy, fuller figure… but those hot pants were a mistake.
trailer trash
I think Jessica is a gorgeous girl but as everyone has pointed out, why in the hell does she wear this stuff???
It looks ridiculous, out of style, and very unclassy.
She would look a whole lot thinner if she would just dress for her size and shape. What happened since the “Newlywed” days! Does she not have the money for a stylist anymore???
Gross. She should NOT be wearing those shorts.
I am thinking, a pair of killer Louboutins, a great pair of designer jeans, with a petite cut with a flair bottom, inseam almost to floor to make legs look longer and some pretty grecian type top where it shows off her boobs then falls away to cover her belly. Voila, gorgeous figure, long legs, great rack. Why the daisy dukes, why??? I don’t care if you are country, have clothes that look good on you. She isn’t FAT, but she is a What not to Wear if there ever was one. Get a stylist and this issue would go away.
MY QUESTIONS IS: WHY OH WHY IS SHE DANCING LIKE A SPAZ?
I don’t believe her when she says that she is happy at this weight.
she isn’t fat, just larger than she was….
she doesn’t know how to dress though, so she is always going to look crap. Those shoes are so wrong with the outfit.
Fabulous legs! I think she is pregnant… that belly looks kind of round..
She is curvy but I love it! She is a lovely, beautiful, blonde, curvy girl..all the guys love that, right?
Looking at her makes me feel good; you don’t have to be skinny to be goodlooking
this is slim…curvy is salma hayek or that one who claims to be a size2 with a huge bum
anyway she has great legs, pretty great bod in my opinion, bad dancing though
her stomach is actually pretty flat! If I wore this I’d have fat hanging out the sides, and over the top of my pants definitely. She carries the weight very well, and is beautiful. She is most definitely within a healthy weight range for a woman (perhaps not Hollywood). I think she’s gorgeous.
People here are so narrow-minded. The ones that say she needs to lose weight only mean that if they were in her body, they would wish that.
But honestly, would your own self esteem boost up if she looked like a stick figure? I mean normally you all are very good at slandering skinny celebs like Vicoria Beckham and Jessica Stam. Why would it be any different with Jessica Simpson?
The only thing that looks bad in these pics is her belly. She has a pouch and shouldn’t be wearing anything that shows that off. All in all – I think Jessica has always been pretty, but she consistantly dresses bad for her body type
that what happens when you stop starving. **sighs***scared**
She’s just not meant to be a skinny little thing. Lay off the criticism. She works hard either way. Her weight fluctuation doesn’t make her a bad person.
“She is most definitely within a healthy weight range for a woman (perhaps not Hollywood). I think she’s gorgeous.”
thank you, Karli! This is right and we all know it.
I am SO SICK of people dissing her because of her weight. I’m proud of her for not being a size zero, she’s absolutely beautiful and looks HEALTHY unlike 99% of the other TRAMPS in Hollywood.
I think Jes is pretty, but if she wants to wear outfits like that, she should lose about 10 lbs.
Anyone else find it humorous that she only performs at BBQ events and such now, and maybe that is why she has gained, singing about all the little piggies and then eating them shortly after? Just a thought…
Too chunky for me. Also, I take exception that she all of a sudden “goes country” when her pop career nose dives.
On a ++ note no cellulite at all, even in the close up
She’s looking the same.
She continues the self hate tour to now Sea World, it’s sad and kinda funny. Obviously the way she dresses herself is part of the whole I hate myself attitude.
Well at least her legs are toned. But she really should burn those damn shorts already.
i agree, she doesn’t need to lose weight, just shouldn’t wear unflattering clothes…
If we’re guessing weights I would put her at 118-120, no where near the 130-135 someone else said. Her thighs are thick, but muscular and toned. Nothing wrong with them, only the outfit. The only body qualm I could have is the stomach pooch, which isn’t even that bad she just needs to dress it better. No weight loss needed, just learn to dress!!
guess she doesnt have enough money for a stylist anymore
The problem it is not her weight gain cause I understand girls gaining and losing weight sometimes but her problem is learning how to dress for her body type now. Doesn’t she see that she gained and should not wear such shorts?
I have no problem with her weight gain at all. In fact, I think it looks nice on her especially since she is muscular and well toned. I do have a huge problem with those ridiculous shorts!! She dresses so trashy these days. What is she thinking??
MY GOD. This girl is gaining and losing all the time. This time, she needs to looooooose.
Plus her outfit is so trashy X.X
Wow, that was mean to post the third picture. So very mean.
That girl needs some shorts that fit her properly! She is too curvy for those hip hugger dukes…..her legs look good, but the belly hanging out is a fail.
I never knew that Jessica was naturally not skinny! I guess happiness can be the excuse to her weight gain… however, she seriously needs to pick out more flattering outfits… specially when no one is used to her this size. You can tell she is happy & works out though… I mean her legs are huge… but you can tell it’s all muscle! So credit to her for setting a healthy happy example. Yet a reminder that daisy dukes are not meant to be wore by women her size!
i dont get how her legs are relatively toned yet the rest of her looks a little bloated? i bet she is now just back eating carbs after years of not! but she is really pretty!
she looks gross and vulgar. sure her legs legs are firm, but their like guy legs. her stomach, forget about it, it’s a mess. she could look 100% better if only she knew how to dress. to me, looking at her body posture and the whole package: she looks like a stocky guy in heels.
Her legs are very toned and she has such a pretty face. She’s not a very good dresser though, she could look so much better in, like, jeans and a nice A-line top!
what is she wearing? why is she wearing it?
im sorry. i think she looks fantanstic.
“im sorry. i think she looks fantanstic.”
this.
Ewww…blonde-Kirstie-Alley-in-the-making.
Ughhhhhhh disgusting.
118? That’s the lamest guess ever there is no way she weighs that little at least in the higher 130’s. C’mon now 118…
Ok, that OK magazine had to be wrong when they said she was a size 4. She still looks more like a 6 or 8.. I knew that was an old pic, since she doesn’t look that small here! She isn’t that big though.. not as big as awhile ago. And I would agree that she’s more like 135, definitely not 118 since she does have muscle.
The shoes, how come no one has mentioned them? They’re the most ridiculous I’ver ever seen her wearing and that’s saying something.
it’s jessica simpson. she’ll always be beautiful, in my eyes.
If only she got rid of that vest she is wearing. Ew. And maybe yeah, put on some more flattering clothes. Her weight is perfect though. Suits her.
I live in San Antonio and thought about going to this concert lol
Then I thought, I wonder if what she wore will get a picture up on The Skinny Website?
hehe guess I didn’t have to go…!!
she has really nice legs
For her size, I think she has beautiful and toned legs. Maybe they’re not stick thin, but I think she can definitely pull off the shorts, and I admire her for having the confidence to wear them.
stop talking about Louboutins you will never wear a pair because you are trash. kthxbai.
chunka. bad clothes mainly.
eventhough she’s bigger than when she played Daisy Duke in the movie- and I must admit that she looked far better IMHO- she’s got unbelievably amazing legs!!! they’re toned, shaped and no celullite whatsoever. if only she lost some weight and dressed a little bit classier
Amazon Woman!!
Her legs are amazing — if I ever get “fat” I hope I look like her. Wait, I am fat. And I don’t look like her.
Nooot flattering at all. Look at pictures of her in the Dukes of Hazzard days! She was slim but not overly so, and fit! Now she looks… chubby and unfit. She’s still a beautiful girl, but definitely has let herself slide.
Such a beautiful girl, but she needs to dress a little more classy. It’s hard not to see the weight gain with Daisy Duke shorts on!
I don’t think she needs to loose weight, but she should not be parading around in short short daisy dukes that are 3 sizes too small. She would look amazing if she would stop dressing so horribly because its MAKING her look fat even though she isn’t.
she doesn’t look horrible at her current weight, it’s just that she wears the most unflattering clothes for her figure.
I just can’t stop laughing at that outfit
5′4 tall, 135-145 lbs. She looks hot. She’s a real, GORGEOUS, woman, end of story.
Dang! She looks like a beef cake. I’m harsh I know, get over it. Muscle in the legs, but why must they be so thick!? Plus the muffin top…
love her shorts and shoes..that’s all!!
I agree that she weight at least 135-145. Very pretty girl, just needs to dress for her figure.
FAIL!
she looks hella prego in the 3rd pic. but in fairness she’s looking more toned, but girl should not be dressing like that now. aside from being unflattering this outfit is so cheap.
Hey, you know who else has these legs – muscular and shapely? Tina Turner. Now there’s someone to aspire to for Jessica Simpson…
breakfast: bisquits and honey
mid morning snack: bbq potato chips
lunch: chicken fried steak with country gravy, loaded potato skins
afternoon snack: peach cobbler
dinner: nachos as appetizer, cheeses enchiladas with chili con carne with a margarita of course, the slushy kind with lots o salt.
dessert: turtle cheescake
midnight snack: 1/2 gallon blue bell rocky road ice cream.
***it’s the Dallas girl diet, Kelly Clarkson is on the same one.
everythings bigger in texas.
oh heaven forbid, I forgot to add bacon for breakfast.
she looks pregnant. esp since it looks like she has that stripe pregnant ppl get down the middle of their belly
who said her legs were amazing is seriously messed up. I would sooo die if i looked like that piece of fat arse.
Leave the woman alone
Drinking problem?
she looks like a pig in the third picture.
she should dress nicer, she would be looking a hell lot better!!!
She starved herself alot to be Daisy. That wasnt her natural frame. Nice legs beautiful woman. Worse dressed though. But she would loose most of the attention she is getting for wearing her Daisies again and again.
When I look at her body in these pictures my initial reaction is “nooo!!” Yet, when I think about if I saw this girl in real life – I reckon I’d be jealous of her looks. In real life, this would be a stunning girl. Hmm. Stunning girl, but terrible clothes!
What in the h%#L has happened to this girl? Not only has she gained a little weight (which is fine BTW) but she wears such awful clothes and obviously doesn’t have Ken Paves doing her hair anymore! That is unfortunate.
140-145 lbs. in my opinion.
at least she eats and won’t die early like most hollywood types…besides it keeps wrinkles away when you eat.
SEA WORLD?!
I knew her FAT ass would be here today! she just doesn’t get it.. stop dressing like you’re a size 2……….. that third picture makes it look like she’s about 6 months preggers.. why, why, why??
@ Lauriss, thankyou sweetie
DISTRESSING!!!!!!!!
I am embarassed for her. she looks like a fat cow! she was seriously drop dead georegous on Newlyweds. I bet Nick is thinking he is glad he is no longer with her, because she has went completly downhill since then, mentally, emotionally, and physically. She has gained everywhere, esp in legs and face. she has obviously let herself go. she looks HORRIBLEEEE!!!! ahhh!!!! :O
FOSSE thats funny
URFUG, I should stop talking Louboutins because I am trash and will never wear a pair. Why on earth would you say that? You don’t even know me. I am a 40 year old mom of two, happily married for over 15 years. You can visit my facebook site if you like, trash is something I have never been called.
I am 5′9″, 160, wear a size 30, and am happy with me, and I certainly don’t need to call other people on this list trash. I’ll let my shoe collection know I am not worthy.
don’t get me wrong, i like really like her, but she has to face the fact that she’s FAT and stop dressing like she’s not
needs to lose at least 10 lbs.
toned but too heavy, should lose about ten pounds at least.
*farts*
These pictures are stills from her show. Of course she looks funny in some of them. Overall I think she looks fine. She doesn’t need to lose weight. She shouldn’t anyway, it’s obvious that this is her ideal weight because she keeps bouncing back to it everytime she slimmed down.
This outfit is NOT doing her any favors more than anything!
Who cares how many designer shoes anyone on here has? Jessia looks nice and healthy. Note: Unless someone on here is a stick figure, they are fat or a cow. I come here to get a good laugh from all the hysterical rantings of some of you people.
I saw her ‘These Boots Are Made for Walkin” video the other day. She looks so thin, in comparison!
c’est pas bien avec trop des muscles sur une femme, elle est masculine!
I like this dizzy mole for some reason, I just reckon she would feel a lot better in her skin if she lost a bit from around the middle. She does have nice toned legs though.
omg remeber when she looked like this.. http://www.lookgreat-loseweight-savemoney.com/images/jessica2.jpg
she is a pretty girl…that being said this outfit is NOT flattering..i hate those shorts on everyone…
looking better and more in shape!
She could probably stand to lose a few pounds, but she isn’t big–those clothes are just extremely unflattering. Cowgirl hooker comment nailed it!
She’s got thick legs, but they have a really good shape to them, but if she insists in dancing as in picture number three…cover some of that up, looks weird and kind of gross.
She is very pretty, but dresses horrible and makes her figure unflattering. In no way is she fat, but she does have curves and a tummy. Totally normal. She just needs to dress better. . . .way better.