Paris Hilton Update
May 25th, 2009 by Rian | Filed under Paris Hilton, Skinny Celebrities.Skinny Paris Hilton and her main squeeze Doug were spotted at the Volstead night club in London on Saturday night.

Photos via SplashNews
I could not help but laugh when I saw these photos. I mean, why is she walking like that?!
Her arms look frighteningly bony as usual…


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OMG, stop with the headbands Paris!
One word sums her up: BARF.
Her arms are too boney. She looked good when she was released from prison.
that`s not doug reinhardt . if it is, this post should be about him because he looks like a fatass . it`s definitely not him .
I have seen her arms look a lot worse—she probably wanted to be super thin for the film festival—hopefully, for her own good, she will gain back a few pounds the next month.
horrible body
Why can’t we all just ignore her until she goes away? She’s dull, ugly (especially when she’s this thin), and stupid to boot.
Oh my that headband is ridiculous!! She looks very thin, but that dress covers up a lot. I am so sick of her posing all the time.
Get your roots done love.
She really does think she is God doesn’t she?
There is nothing about her I envy.
if i were Doug, I’m going to pull out her headband and tear them into pieces. it’s ugly!
She looks like a crazy person.
Very very ugly body. Proof that being skinny does not automatically make you attractive.
meh! same old same ol
oh my, the drag queen is in town!
she’s ridiculous and ugly in all the senses
main squeeze Doug… =)
but the headband… i’m bored. it was a trend when nicole was wearing those first but now?? she really looked best when released from prison and “dating” that entourage guy. her bikini pics when taking surfing lessons with him were cuuute!
funny
Ugh!!
And double ugh-barf-whatever for that Doug guy.
such a waste of time.. what the hell is up with this girl’s arms? and legs for that matter… (and feet) bony as hell and Paris is so passe..
She thinks she is in a runway or something. Paris is always making me laugh because of her atitude but I like her, she is funny!
Anyway, she defenilly looks skinny, but at least she is fit, not all bones.
Rian could you please do a post from Cannes? Kerry Washington, Robin Writght Penn (skinny as ever), Ziyi Zhang (best butt) and Kylie looked great @ red carpet!
She must be going downhill to be tipped back like that. In more ways than one.
She always walks in that stupid way! Does she have lordosis?
Where’s Doug?
Talking of d**ks, here a big one, can not get over her feet, ever.
she really does have a horrible body. it must be so frustrating to be so rich and skinny yet still look BLAH!
she has very (too) wide shoulders and huge feet. her arms are too thick at the top and then taper off. I think with 10 kgs on her she would just look a lot nicer and more even. she never looks happy, she just has this pouty smirk on her face all the time. relax and stop posing! urg!
okay,once in a while the head band thingy looked good..but she over wore it..i mean she even wears it to the beach!
I think there’s something fascinating about her…
If I saw her in the street I think i’d definitely stop to stare… I think just because she’s not the generically pretty button nosed, big boobed blonde DOESN’T make her ugly. She’s very unique looking, long and lean and slender, and her face is very recognizable.. I commend her on her style also!! At least she’s not a trend follower.. Athough it isn’t my taste at all..
I mean if she wore little pink mini dresses and hooker heels like she used to then people would bitterly complain… What do you want her to wear? A full body suit covering everything?
I hate the way everyone hates Paris Hilton JUST BECAUSE she was lucky enough to be born amazingly rich. If ANY of you were in the same position as her, think about how you’d act? The vast majority of you would lap it up like Paris is doing. And why not? She’s a lucky girl and she is enjoying her life… we shouldn’t be so judgmental and jealous. AGHHHH it just annoys me… leave her alone!!!!
She doesn’t care what some cowardly jealous people say behind a computer screen… at least she’s got you talking about her!! Think about it, what are jealous haters going to do to Paris apart from get her even more attention?
She’s rich and famous and is living the life you probably want to live… Get over it
FAMEWHORE
at least her sister doesn’t go looking for attention and actually has some talent
uh oh, i like her shoulders now
Bleh. Paris Hilton is so boring. The most interesting thing about her is this dress — and not even in a GOOD way. With a couple pounds on her she might look half decent.
super thin and i hate those clothes but i feel like if it was a more popular celebrity people would probably think her body was amazing! still she does have some muscle tone so she clearly works hard to maintain her body!
I don´t know what she´s doing to her body to stay..ehm like that(think she wants to be thin,sexy…hooot?!) but isn´t ANYONE out there to tell her that she´s looking like SHIT!? uglyuglyugly doug MUST be blind!!! HE MUST.
like her but hate those headbands.. she’s really killing that trend
Girrrrl,*,* – i don’t think all who are dissing Paris are trying to hurt her or bring her down, they’re just voicing their own opinion about her. It’s not like all the praise words are heard either by the celebs. And i truly think there are more styles in the world thank coo-coo-wannabe-sexy and teenage-hello-kitty. but hey, maybe i’m wrong. anyway it’s all the same if she’s rich or not, it’s not away from me. she’s predictable and vain, so it seems, but good for her to be kinda lucky in her destiny. of course that doesn’t mean she’d actually be happy or sain… no no no, she is she is
one thing i can say is there are far MOOORE useless celebs out there, Paris isn’t the worst, she has kinda done something. she’s like a comic character really.
Girrrrl, I would never want her life. I would feel useless and I would expecially be bored as hell. (My) life is nothing without study and hard work.
i think she’s got talent – she knows how to pull the right ropes for the media attention.
and she does look good. she obviously goes to the gym to tone up. and she doesn’t dress like trash unlike say, pamela anderson, or mischa barton. she doesn’t dress in a boring way like her sister either.
although she does irk me for being “famous for nothing”, i’d say kudos to her for looking well-groomed and working hard for her body.
she’s so gross!
She always has a weird stance! I really don’t like her! She’s so dumb!
she is not too thin, she’s simply big boned but the last set of bikini pics shows her slim and fit body.
Paris Hilton doesn’t need defending she needs slating , she is not the only heiress out there but she is the only one that makes an ass out of herself, she is greedy.
I actually think her outfit is really cute. I love the leopard print dress. At least she isn’t boring.
Girrrrl,*,*- just because you find her fascinating, are jealous and want her life, doesn’t mean everybody else does. Get over it.
Look at someone like Ivanka Trump, who was born privileged, yet doesn’t go around making an ass of herself, isn’t a jailbird and actually does something.
“If ANY of you were in the same position as her, think about how you’d act? The vast majority of you would lap it up like Paris is doing. And why not?”
Ummm…because I wouldn’t want to be called an attention-seeking brat with no talent and who has whore-like tendencies to boot. Sorry to disappoint you Girrrrl,*,* , but I think most people would act as if they had some moral decency and class given her wealth.
I dont think shwe is that thin..she carries her weight in her lower body so that lookss normal and her upper body looks small..im the opposite-i never gain weight in my legs and they are always skinny, but gain weight in my arms/stomach
It’s not the headband that annoys me, it’s the paint-by-numbers, color-coordinated ensemble. Very boring.
Ick more of the headbands. Just doesn’t work on anyone, IMO. She looks very thin in the arms still, she is somewhat less tacky than usual though here. She has way too wide of shoulders to have arms that thin, it makes her look less feminine.
shes so ugly, and so inhuman
She looks so much like Squidward…lmao.
That is not Doug.
I HATE her feet, arms, knees, face, stupid headbands and attitude.
Well, I hate everything about her, actually.
Go home, Paris.
“so” i could not agree with you more!
She’s nuts, can’t wait to see her in another 20 years, LOL!
i am so sick of her, she is too old to be out partying all the time!
She is looking worse and worse all the time these days!! And that’s pretty bad considering she never looked good to start with. :/
One word comes to mind, Tacky.
Girrrrl,*,* get over it. I am willing to be if any of us were born rich like her, we wouldn’t make asses of ourselves while “lapping it up”.
Paris is not that thin, her style has improved over the years, but she is still the same boring Paris Hilton.
I actually like the cheetah-print dress! Hate her headbands. Her bf IS a fatass. How old is he? Looks about 45 in this pic.
I don’t know why u keep pushing her shoulder back and but her arms like that and the leg, she need to get some walk from Miss. J
vkat, her bf is d one in the 3rd pict whith green shirt and a black jacket =) not that old
I want this trash off the website forever! If we ignore big foot she will go away. I think we should do a vote!
Girrrrl, people don’t hate her because she’s rich. Honestly, there are girls who have much more money that Paris Hilton. But the difference is that they do something worthwhile with their socio-economic positions. And if they don’t, they sure as hell don’t flaunt that fact in front of millions. Paris Hilton looks birdlike in the worst way, and the surgeries and fake tan make her look cheap. It’s no wonder why her grandfather cut her out of his will.
Trashy…
I hate her hair like that, is so blahhhhhh. And that headband annoys me.
this woman has the most unfortunate looking feet ;(
i can’t find anything good to say
girrrl!
The hiltons are 5 kids – why do you always see Paris? Why does she always pose on every camera on earth? must have an narcissistic appetite – not normal, i.m.o
ahaahhahaaa, that girrrrl really thinks that some people are hating on paris just b/c she is rich?? XD aahahahahahaaaha!XD
that headband…grrrrr
but she really thinks it suits her lol
The headbands are sickeningly overdone. She should know they’re not ‘in’ anymore. Especially not thick, diamond-y ones.
Her bf is ugly.
She should gain some weight and learn to dress better or just gtfo.
ok, thought her bf was the dude in the first pic.
revision: her bf is average.
Maybe shes making herself reach the point where she is stupidly thin because it is the only form of publicity this washed out media whore can get.
*Girrrl* Your statement is ridiculous. Yes she may have been born rich but she was clearly born minus a few brain cells, common decency and self respect to go with it. Jealous? no. Do I pity her? yes.
that headband is god awful…so much potential and shes dystroying it with that short hair and flapper band…ew
Super skinny. And, even dressed like that, super boring.
*yawn*. and that head-gear needs to go. asap.
those stupid head bands she continuously wears are starting to annoy me. if she didnt wear them so much it might not be so bad. i think the head bands, paris, and her bf are rather ridiculous. did you see the “dirty dancing” pics of the two of them – not attractive by any means . im all about letting your freak flag fly but there was nothing sexy about it.
weight wise she looks the same to me.
ugly body?? common
lets see you bodies
your making fun o her feet cos thats pretty much the only thing that is not perfect about her body
i agree with you, rian. she’s absolutely beyond ridiculous.
WTF? That’s not Doug in these pictures! They look nothing a like, so I don’t really understand how everyone is getting them confused. Doug is actually very hot. This guy is not really.
She should be on display in a department store window. She looks like a mannequin.
she may be thin, but no matter how thin she gets she’ll still be retarded…
Bar, there are plenty of other things to make fun of besides her feet-her beak of a nose, her dried out, thinning bleached hair, her wide, bony shouklders, her pancake ass, her nasty bony arms, her ridiculous fake tan, her ridiculous blue contact lenses, her terrible posture… shall i go on?
i’m so sick of her look!! the headbands!! she looks like a dodo bird and like her brain has the capacity of a walnut.
entirely too skinny. i don’t hate her though.
she looks like a wax figure. and those headbands are lame and need to stop.
Is this really all that is in her life? Seems kinda plastic… Does she do anything else than shopping and posing?
She hasn’t got an ugly body but I rather keep mine even though I’m not as thin as she is.
mallory
you kinda left me speechless cos most of what u said is correct
she is still veryimpressive though
if u saw her walking down the street youd be wowooowwed
Her outfits are always really poorly pulled together. Not because she doesn’t think about what to wear way too much, but because she thinks that wearing the brightest, most ridiculous colors and patterns with heels, gaudy jewelry and other accessories is going to make her more noticeable and show off the fact that she has money.
Furthermore, she kind of looks like a geometric shape. you throw in her knobby knees, her strange nose, those shoulders, and her feet with the heels and you’ve entered a strange universe where Paris is a tetraparalelloctahedral along with heiress, skank, and ankle-biter lover.
I think a dog is the only creature that will get anywhere near those feet.
She has an awesome body though. Really nice one..