Comments on: Paris Hilton Update

By: jjj

jjj — Fri, 29 May 2009 14:53:46 +0000

She has an awesome body though. Really nice one..

By: yellowbird

yellowbird — Wed, 27 May 2009 19:54:17 +0000

Her outfits are always really poorly pulled together. Not because she doesn’t think about what to wear way too much, but because she thinks that wearing the brightest, most ridiculous colors and patterns with heels, gaudy jewelry and other accessories is going to make her more noticeable and show off the fact that she has money.

Furthermore, she kind of looks like a geometric shape. you throw in her knobby knees, her strange nose, those shoulders, and her feet with the heels and you’ve entered a strange universe where Paris is a tetraparalelloctahedral along with heiress, skank, and ankle-biter lover.

I think a dog is the only creature that will get anywhere near those feet.

By: bar

bar — Wed, 27 May 2009 18:26:00 +0000

mallory
you kinda left me speechless cos most of what u said is correct
she is still veryimpressive though
if u saw her walking down the street youd be wowooowwed

By: Miriam

Miriam — Wed, 27 May 2009 12:15:23 +0000

She hasn’t got an ugly body but I rather keep mine even though I’m not as thin as she is.

By: Shala

Shala — Wed, 27 May 2009 07:29:30 +0000

Is this really all that is in her life? Seems kinda plastic… Does she do anything else than shopping and posing?

By: justine

justine — Wed, 27 May 2009 00:29:05 +0000

she looks like a wax figure. and those headbands are lame and need to stop.

By: whatsreallygoingon

whatsreallygoingon — Wed, 27 May 2009 00:18:37 +0000

entirely too skinny. i don’t hate her though.