Katie Price Signs Copies Of Her New Book
July 24th, 2009 by Rian | Filed under Misc Celebs & Diet News, Skinny Celebrities.Katie Price (aka Jordan) showed off her figure in a sparkly leotard as she signed copies of her new book Sapphire at Waterstones book store in Liverpool earlier today.
Photos via Wenn.com
She certainly is pretty thin and toned-looking…
Tags: brunette, fit, katie price, leotard, skinny, thin, toned
I hope nobody brought their kids to the signing!
I dunno, her skin is freaky orange and the shape of her body is weird plastic doll. She’s gross!
are you freakin kidding me?
Oh my..talk about cheap tranny..
Her face looks bloated to me, weird body too, not a fan!
I don’t really know what to say to this…she looks like some strange sort of parady of ‘beautiful’ woman 0.o
Are you kidding me? She looks like she is going to a costume party! Her implants look horrendous!!
And didn’t she have a breast reduction?? They still look far far too huge for her frame…definitely not a good look.
I wonder if her implants are saline or silicone?
She looks revolting as usual. Not a nice face OR body, I don’t see much waist definition, but I’m sure most guys love her for a very obvious reason.
DO NOT LIKE.
Her skin looks fake and plasticy and her boobs are way too big for her frame.
That outfit kills me – it looks so uncomfortable!
please somebody stab my eyes
those boobs are awful
there’s such a pretty girl underneath all that! if it weren’t for the fake tan and the bad implants (and maybe differnt type of makeup) i actually think she’d be pretty attractive
Could she honestly not walk with the tutu on?
So not natural looking. Oh my! This is not cute.
too much fakeness lol …tan looks too orange and fake, her breast implants are wayy too big for her body frame and her face screams caked up makeup and plastic surgey…fake fake fake. her body is not that great ive seen better, NEXT!
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
I don’t think most guys actually like this look.
To break the trend of negative comments I will say that her arms and legs look nice…looks like the equestrian training paid off in that regard.
As for her boobs…when she dresses normally in a tshirt and jeans they don’t look that large.
what the f*#@.
if she only doesnt had those boobs…she would be ’scary skinny’
What is she insane??? That outfit is loony – is she serious? I am remembering that scene Jim Carrey did in the Ace Ventura – the one where he is playing football in a tutu pretending to be insane?? OMG this is funny stuff what an outfit! She looks like a crazy slut!! Is she close to a breakdown or something or going to the circus later…. where’s her trapeze?? Ok, her figure is tight and she is sexy but the freaky tan, outfits, bad hair and makeup destroy anything good she’s got going… Her poor kids!!!
I think most guys SAY they don’t like this look–but in fact they do. I mean if this woman walks into a room most guys are going to check her out. Unfortunately it’s just the truth. It’s kinda like how men say they like “natural” women, but the one who always catches their attention is the bottle blonde with lipo and implants (Audrina Partridge, for instance, or Heidi Montag, or Pam Anderson back in the day!). Ewwww. Gross but it’s reality. I mean, there’s not a lot of guys raving about how hot Lauren COnrad is, but there’s plenty who’ll go on and on about Audrina. Personally, i think Lauren is cuter and more “girlfriend” material, but as far as f*cking goes, Audrina will win every time.
ugh her boobs bother me they look like there not even attached to her body and shes freakishly orange
She has very straight hips. Weight wise she looks great. Fashion wise… not so much. Needs to tone down cleavage for starters… I will just leave it at that.
I was referring to her big boobs. So many guys would just fixate on those things right away, it’s disgusting.
Thats beyond tacky…
what a f’king ridiculous person
Weird as her waist is actually larger than her hips.
I don’t know many people who would want to look like this.
Where is her waist?
Also, why is she so orange?
Yeah that’s what I wear to the book shop, too. On the plus side, she’s done a cracking job on that bikini line.
She would be so so much better looking if she had her implants removed or downsized considerably…they do not do her body (which is really not too bad after the fake tan, etc) any positive justice !! She is a small girl & works out to keep a thin, toned shape. She is just way too top heavy. It would almost be like an Olsen twin opting to have an implant equivalent to a D cup on their samll framed bodies.
just no
does anyone else think she looks like janice dickinson? or is it just me? if she would get rid of those huge, fake boobs and lighten up on the makeup, she would be pretty.
digusting.
Hideous in every way.
Haha.
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She cracks me up. Katie knows how to get press. Her body is so amazingly in-shape. I’m not a fan of implants, but hers are better than other stars (Pamela Anderson, for example).
this woman is so fake, and i don’t just mean her boobs. her so called ‘personality’ is fake, she does nothing but lie and put on a front. it’s really pathetic.
Leigh Bee you nailed it RiGHT ON! Guys ALWAYS SAY THAT! They’re like “oh why are you wearing all that makeup, and why are you trying to lose weight, and why are you bleaching your hair blonde. Cause I dont like that, and Im not attracted to that.” Yet i turn around and who is he staring at up and down? The Tanned, blonde, slim, make-up covered girl, with breast implants. Clearly they dont know what they are attracted too…
bulimic
Man hips(too narrow) and man waist(non-existent) though her legs look decent.
@hummock: I think that has more to do with control than not liking it. Guys don’t want other dudes looking at their woman, or worse being attractive and liking the attention of other guys.
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Thaat kind of reminds me of the guys who love a girls personality until they start to date, and then they want her to tone it down. Control. Plain and simple.
Of course men LOOK — that’s what they do when woman demand attention the way she does with the boobs/hair/tan/half-naked routine! But most men — the kind worth having in your life, anyway — would not date, respect, marry or even LIKE a woman who is this fake, plastic, showy and just plain trashy. And the men who DO desire a woman like this in their lives? Just be glad they’re interested in HER and not YOU! YUCK!
She’s a dick!! Jeeez no wonder pete left her! She’s completly wrecked her body, in the early days I used to think she was nice, but now I’ve lost all respect for her, all the money in the world can’t ever repair the damage she’s self inflicted on herself.
Even her face looks plastic now… And weirdly bloated. Has she has some sort of cheek implants? I wouldn’t put it past her.
She is like some sick parody of a barbie doll. Utterly disgusting, and fake.
And put some clothes on for God’s sake woman!
her implants are friggin ridiculous! she looks so trashy and tacky!! yeah she’s thin, but with those huge gross implants it makes the rest of her body smaller. hate her caked on tranny makeup too-yuck.
FYI: This troll-like guy at my office was all a-twitter because he hooked up with a d-level porn star who looked a lot like Ms. Spraytan Boobtastic here. As soon as he left the room, all the other guys (who were younger and much hotter) burst out laughing…
“Staring” does not equal “sexual interest.” This chic is like a bad car accident: it’s tragic, but we can’t look away.
Her boob size is revolting but I think her body is perfect otherwise. Her hair is WAY too fake black though..i like her better blonde
HOW SAD!!
Diane and nowayjose are right on target with what men look at and who they really want at the end of the day.
She’s thin,no doubt about it, but give me a break…what an idiot. I guess it’s a publicity stunt, but in this case it makes her look trashy.
Wow, he has really perfected the art of tucking!
Seriously?! Seriously?! Is this proper attire for a book promotion?
wow. thats sad
hey yall! i feel a little out of the loop here… can someone please explain to me who katie price is? what has she done and why is she famous?
Disgusting body.
Is she on drugs? ICK!
why the hell would you ever dress like this for a book signing?!?
Her boobs look ridiculous.
omg…what IS this?..she actually went into a bookstore dressed like that?…i have no words..she like a plastic orange mutant or sumthing!…god, and she’s writing books now? what has the world come to?
My eyes! My eyes! She is beyond ridiculous. Girl has lost her mind.
Grotesque. The secret lovechild of David Dickinson and Lily Savage.
well you know she likes attention and she got it. she has a fit body but she also had alot of surgery done so…..
barf.
Eww. Huuuge fake boobs, a 9-year old boys body and tons of makeup.. just yuck!
dude, ew.
doesnt matter how fit she is, girl looks like a freak. time for another visit to the plastic surgeon…
MEGAN FOX IN 15 YEARS.
This girl looks so FAKE!! Like a life-sized plastic miss proportioned doll.
She is ridiculous, but I do like her legs…
Wow those tits are just awful!
i saw this and couldn’t help but burst into laughter. she looks like someone who was once a very beautiful girl but took plastic surgery wayyy too far…….and some of you say megan fox tries too hard, she’s got nothin on this chick!
This is dumb to say but big boobs aren’t really in style anymore and neither is the fake tan look. If your going to tan get a real one! Otherwise you just look orange, too shiny and gross.
LOL She looks like a blow up doll
the comments here have me ROFL, seriously –thanks, guys!
I feel like she`s always got about 3lbs of make-up on her face.
@Amy Q No it is not dumb to say, I was thinking the same thing. Her body looks like she took Malibu Tan Barbie (the brunette one) to the plastic surgeon and said “Make me look like this!” Her boobs look like they could deflate at any given moment. ICK
Trailer trash barbie. She is a joke!
She asked her doctor for the ‘Posh’ look and left looking like this. Looks like someone got ripped-off.
Ha! I love this mess! I find her wildly entertaining. That said, I can’t say anything bad about her
what is she effin plastic?????
i think shes very thin, and of course the implants are terrible but she needs them because they are how she became famous in the first place. she cant really get them out id say cuz the skin would litterally sag!
Forget the outfit — she wrote a book?!! What a travesty to the written word. Jane Austen is turning in her grave.
Those boobs give her the V shape of a man.
…you’ve got to be kidding me…
Now what on EARTH is she wearing? She looks absolutely ridiculous! Furthermore she doesn’t seem to have any kind of curves (except for those watermelons she got implanted) and her shoulders look a lot broader than her hips do which makes her look like a man. In a sparkling swimsuit. With false eyelashes and way too much make-up.
She looks like transvestite barbie.
Nice…ankles? Veneers? That’s all.
She’s made tons of money from ruining herself but i’d still love to know what she’d look like now if she’d left herself alone…probably not half bad :/
She looks better without make-up, and with lighter hair!
The body as people have said, would look better without the implants.
she looks ridiculous. why in the world would anyone want those huge things on their chest, anyway? she’s announcing to the world: I have to add big silicone cushions to my chest to attract a bunch of trashy manwhores. yippee!
too much…
She’s DISGUSTING!!!! There is absolutely NOTHING beautiful or attractive or classy or sophisticated about her.
She is a wh*re, a bad mother, a modern joke….she’s writing books and running around in a sparkly leotard tutu when she should be looking after her children, most of all the eldest who is blind, deaf, diabetic, because she couldn’t stop partying & drugging herself up whilst he was in her womb!! When will you have enough money and attention before you start realizing you’re a MUM first??!!
People calling her Barbie are actually INSULTING the Doll!!
I have blonde hair, D-cups (natural), false eyelashes and a tan (natural) but I know how to make myself look classy and believe me, the men may look at porn star looking women but they love nothing more than a girl who doesn’t show off half her ass & breasts & what she had for breakfast!! They want a girl who could command attention of everyone, even if she was wearing a turtleneck & jeans!! Do you think guys would even give Jordan the time of day if she was wearing that?? Nope- she would be invisible, cos she doesn’t have that x-factor, that quiet confidence like us girls! They want someone who is confident & comfortable, not insecure & sleazy! That is the kind of chic guys want to sleep with AND marry, believe me!!
Back to what she does best.
Poor Pete, she will do anything to fuck him off even after they have split up. It is like she is rubbing his face in it.
Money. Making. Machine.
my lord, her chest is disgusting. it looks soo disgusting, why would anyone want fake boobs?
if my mother went out in public…actually even just around the house, dressed like that i’d be furious!
EEEWWWWW
wot the hell. she luks a mess. she has a great body minus the hideous boobs. just coz u can get away with a leotard does not mean u shud wear one…..to a frikin book signin. ugh! i used to kinda like her but not so much anymore
Her boobs are disgusting.
ew
oh my god her face…
she does look like a bad janice dickinson, it looks like she’s had a facelift and cheek implants…i dont know i think she’s going to go downhill from here big time, peter andre does nothing but take his kids out to show that he is the better parent and she makes it even easier for him to get custody by doing stuff like THIS.
god i couldnt even begin to imagine the mindset of someone who walks out of their house like this, with smaller boobs though her body would look good despite being pretty thin she’s just done a marathon and looks toned and hot.
@NatNat – haha! Hit the nail on the head! She looks absolutely atrocious, the ridiculous boobs, the even more ridiculous tan and the even MORE ridiculous outfit. Shocking. She’s a smart girl too, she’s just, well, a little less smart in decisions that involve her appearance, it seems! Though she does have good legs, I’ll give her that, it’s just a shame about the rest of her…
Yeah, she’s tan. yeah, she’s thin and yes, she’s toned. dose she look good?? no! she looks horrible. healthy?? I doubt it. sick?? sure!!
She has nice legs
That’s a tragedy
On a positive side – she is fit and toned and probably – a good mother.
Her body is Ok, but that fake tan is ridiculous. She looks like she is 50 years old. And that superblack hair is odd too. She should go for her natural color.
Katie Price looks far too thin.She could do with least gaining 10Olbs or more.
This woman looks awful.
Good lord what will her kidz think when they’re older….her legz look good but could she not have shown them off in legginz???
This is exactly what I would wear to a book signing. What are the odds?!
Okay folks- it’s official. This girl is delusional. What on earth is going through her head other than dead air?
she looks like she’s about to topple over!! i guess she’s just lookin for as most press attention as possible. and i agree that she looked much better years ago, sad really
“I think most guys SAY they don’t like this look–but in fact they do. I mean if this woman walks into a room most guys are going to check her out.”
Just because a guy would be checking her out why does that mean we (as girls) like this look? I think she looks absolutely horrible. And fyi there are plenty of guys that prefer small boobs and a natural look. Every guy has different tastes just like every girl. I showed my bf this pic and he said she looks disgusting (and trust me he’s not afraid to say if he thinks someone is hot lol) so there’s one guy that’s not into it, and I’m sure there are plenty more. But who cares what guys think anyway- boys are dumb
hahahaha is she supposed to be ice capades barbie?
why would she wear that to a book signing?
is her book about how to look like a dumb slut?
Looked her best when she was in the jungle! Now she looks so fake and ugly!
I thought implants were supposed to look like breasts not boulders. What a parody of a woman. Horrors. Is she doing it on purpose??
someone fetch me a bucket.
i don’t care how thin or fit or toned she is, no amount of working out in a gym will buy you class. and she has none.
oh man I feel sorry for her. This is beyond hideous. Why on earth is she doing this to herself?
She looks completely ridiculous. Can’t people see themselves??
Revolting.
It’s a shame. This girl has a really pretty face, and is obviously quite thin and toned. BUT…the hair color is WRONG, spray tan is WRONG, caked on eye makeup is WRONG. Really…there’s not much about her look that is right, other than I can see that there is a really pretty girl underneath it all. Recap: lose about 2 sizes on the implants, go back to a natural looking blonde, tone down on the eyeliner/mascara, and for god’s sake…spray tans should be done every 7-10 days..not daily!!!!!!!
She looks like a drag queen…only drag queens look good.
her boobs are horrendoussss
she’s a hot mess!
vomit
Umm.. what is going on here? haha..
Why is this woman famous? (not being sarcastic)..
This is one famous Brit I would never want to meet in person. Great leg, but horrible tan and boob job…
OH MY GOSH… HER BOOBS ARE PLAIN DISGUSTING
Everything about her looks so wrong (the tan, boobs, face, body, “style”, etc.) How the hell did she manage to give birth with those man-hips? and if some guy finds her attractive, there must be something very wrong with him.. well, she has nice hair i guess
OMG!!! nice body/minus the fake huge boobs but it doesn’t mind you can slutting around!
Oh man. . This lady is really something else!
She just oozes class and sophistication.
I wonder what was going through her mind when she decided to put on that ridiculous leotard.
Except for the boobs, she has a man’s physique. Even her face is mannish. Is this really a guy? I’m beginning to wonder.
i agree with nat her fake boobs are PLAIN DISGUSTING
I’ve never seen a more manly looking woman. She has no hips and tiny little thighs, it’s just so darn unattractive. I wouldn’t not be one bit surprised to find that she used to be a man.
LMAO @ ALANNA
If I was a man, I would be afraid of her ugly orange fake tan rubbing off on me. OMG, she looks stupid. She doesn’t look human.
Well there, Blonde1, apparently you’re not at a loss for self esteem. And where can the rest of us buy a bottle of that “x factor?” Next to the fake eyelashes? Heh.
she does seem to have randomly chubby cheeks
Ohh dear
YUCK
Desperate for attention? Does she want to be on the the new season of “Toddlers and Tiaras”?
I think more of your men would cheat on you with this broad than you think.
where has person been?
yacky!
To all the comments about guys saying they like plain girls, but look at women like this…..we continuously say they are “checking them out”….when in reality…we are looking too. And in the same way they are looking. “WTF” Some guys DO like the freaky look. Most guys don’t. But when we “catch” our guys looking….honestly – you looked too. We girls are just as bad.
As for the pictures – she looks like a malnourished man with plastic cups glued to her chest, a wig and makeup that had a “Bride Wars” moment in the tanning booth.
The epitome of fakeness.
my eyes! my eyes!
A walking cautionary tale against buying your daughter an “Ice Skater Barbie”…
ha ha, hell on high heels!
nastiest boobs ever
Apparently, her gross looks get her all the attention she clearly craves. In her eyes: mission accomplished
Its her who should be in psychiatric ward, not Mischa. Shes totally crazy.
I have no idea who this woman is…a singer? porn star? reality star?
ROTFL . . .Oh my God . . .too friggin funny. She is one of those women who could be naturally pretty, but instead has done this to herself.
ewwwww. thats all.
she has a great figure but she has no class whatsoever.
I think she should demand her money back from whoever did her boob job.
HOLY MOLY! She looks RIDICULOUS! hahahha
This woman doesn’t have one redeeming quality. She is all around disgusting.
WHAT IS THAT? she looks horrible.
In a book store in a swimsuit ? LOL
And these breasts are not healthy for her back…its very disproportional…
Did she make a sex tape?
She looks like a barbie doll . ..
WTF kind of grown ass woman walks out of the house looking like this? WOW!!!!
Lewd.
disgusting. would also look a zillion times better if she downsized 2 a C-cup, ditched the tan, heavy make up and gained weight.
Saline or silicon?? I better make a personal inspection to determine!!
she’s disgusting.
I’ve seen blow up dolls looking more human than her, and tranny looking more feminine than her.
* trannies
and she never seen her divorce coming!!!!!!!!!!
She looks like trashcan barbie – except barbie had a waist and hips and skin free of heavy tanning (oh and no balloon-cleavage)
oh my, overall, she looks horrible- that outfit, hair, tan, makeup, the fake boobs. but her legs are toned and thin. in the first picture, i thought she looked like janice dickinson
OH GOD HER BOOBS
Scariest boobs ever.
why are women obssesed with the fake boob look
is gross, she could look a lot nicer with out those huge implants
Blonde1 – although I don’t like Katie Price, she’s not a whore nor a bad mother just because she’s not living her life like you do.
No hips
I’m pretty sure this is the only post I’ve seen to date that made me literally laugh out loud.
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Is this lady kidding ? What the hell is she wearing?
there are times when i’ll go out of the house wearing something not sure if it looks good or silly…but honestly did she put this on, double check in the mirror and go “eh, who was i kidding this is PERFECT!”
PATHETIC.