Heidi Montag Rehearses Dance Moves

August 19th, 2009 by Rian | Filed under Celebrity Exercise, Fit & Gorgeous, Heidi Montag.

The Hills star Heidi Montag was photographed rehearsing dance moves (or perhaps preening for the cameras?) for her single Body Language, which she is planning to perform at the upcoming ‘Miss Universe Beauty Pageant’.

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Photos via PacificCoastNews

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Several more photos after the jump…

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132 Responses to “Heidi Montag Rehearses Dance Moves”

  1. saviana | 19/08/09

    This girl needs to disappear. FAST. I can only imagine what these back up dancers are thinking to themselves: How in God’s name did my dance talent get stuck BEHIND the worst thing to ever come out of reality TV?

  2. gaby | 19/08/09

    she looks cute!!
    I like her body!

  3. lisbeth | 19/08/09

    she has a very nice and toned body =)

  4. Jo | 19/08/09

    Body-wise she looks good in every photo except the last one…the stance or the pants must be making her look really hippy.

  5. S. | 19/08/09

    Not as thin as she used to be ! Beautiful figure tough! But i think it comes natural for her!

  6. googly | 19/08/09

    I don’t care how nice her body may be (and I don’t even like it)… she just looks stupid. All the time. Her face is weird and she is dumber than a sack of poo.

  7. Cordelia | 19/08/09

    My god she is terribly annoying

  8. P.S | 19/08/09

    ugh, so annoying and not sexy at all.

  9. mazz | 19/08/09

    Wow her hips look massive and she looks pear shaped in the last pic. But in her bikinis she looks different?

  10. mazz | 19/08/09

    BTW has she put on like.. heaps of weight? i remember her being sooo thin! But still has an extremely fantastic body IMO. But nevertheless SHE IS ANNOYING

  11. EricsGirl | 19/08/09

    This girls fantastic shape (and it IS fantastic) could NEVER make up for how unbelievably obnoxious she and her boring husband are. Never.

  12. MJ | 19/08/09

    I love her body but cant stand her =/ she´s so annoying

  13. Miss Jessie | 19/08/09

    Butterbrain

    ugh, sorry (meow)

  14. SeeWithoutHavingtoGo | 19/08/09

    Wow. This girl may be pointless, but she sure has a hot physique.

  15. jaime | 19/08/09

    why don’t they get some with actual talent to sing at the pagent?

    btw “googly” LOL at your comment!!!!

  16. Amber | 19/08/09

    I know pretty much nothing about her besides a couple of stories I have read. Does she actually know she is a joke? I can’t tell if she is acting stupid for the camaras or if she really thinks she is a magastar!

  17. coco | 19/08/09

    I EFFING HATE THAT STUPID BISHHHHHH.

  18. Connie | 19/08/09

    Eww hate her.

  19. jazmella | 19/08/09

    LOL@Butterbrain! HAHAHA! I love that.

    Anyway, she’s annoying, but I have to admit – she has a fantastic body. :-\

  20. Les | 19/08/09

    As much as I hate her she has an amazing body

  21. kmac | 19/08/09

    Hot body, but super annoying. Liked her before she got together with Spencer. Anyone know what kind of pants those are?

  22. moonbel | 19/08/09

    saviana-you cracked me up!!! ;)

  23. b | 19/08/09

    She is not in shape. No muscle tone– just thin– and she just reeks of “dirty”

  24. FreshGirl | 19/08/09

    funny. as always!

  25. Jordan | 19/08/09

    good body.. sort of…. unfortunate face/hair coor

  26. Christine | 19/08/09

    Great body, but what a buttaface.

  27. ladybug | 19/08/09

    Im glad everyone agrees…great body but thats it!!!!

  28. Zuwee | 19/08/09

    She looks curvy and toned, but that face!

  29. shaun | 19/08/09

    these pictures made me laugh

  30. kym | 19/08/09

    she has a great body. i think her fake boobs balance her out a bit. i wonder how she stays thin? we never see photos of her in gym gear or out walking…

  31. S | 19/08/09

    Heidi claims to be 5′1″ and 100 lbs (a BMI of 18.9) but 5 lbs of that number is probably just boob weight.

    She looks amazing.

  32. Lenore | 19/08/09

    I don’t like her body. Her legs look really short and chunky, and her waist is not very defined. The only thing she really has going for her are her fake boobs, and well…they’re still fake.

  33. whatsreallygoingon | 19/08/09

    speaking of “a sack of poo”. check out her bum in the fourth picture. nice body on a vapid girl.

  34. Cooper | 19/08/09

    @kmac: Those are Hardtail foldovers.

  35. S | 19/08/09

    Her looks look short because they are short. She’s only 5′1″….I don’t think they look chunky though.

    It’s disturbing how some people here think good legs = twig legs (ala Alexa Chung).

  36. S | 19/08/09

    LOL oops. I meant legs, not looks.

  37. flori | 19/08/09

    great fake body!!! popcorn brain

  38. Dana | 19/08/09

    every single photo in this looks absolutely ridiculous.
    But… sadly… i must admit she has a nice body. But she annoys the living f%&^ outta me.

  39. bette | 19/08/09

    what an embarrassing job for all those surely talented dancers

  40. blondie | 19/08/09

    I wouldn’t say she’s put on heaps of weight at all – I actually think she looks great. She has a curvy but fit and slim body – the kind both girls AND guys wants. Doesn’t change the fact that her husband is d-bag though

  41. MtnGirl48 | 19/08/09

    I think her body is amazing! I don’t watch much TV so I cannot comment on whether or not she is annoying like everyone says, but I say good for her for getting out and dancing and staying in terrific shape! I hope/wish to get in shape like that soon (hopefully!!)

  42. Malana | 19/08/09

    Her body reminds me of perfume bottle.
    Not a bad thing.
    I love exaggerated hips on slender physiques i guess.

  43. Jessicarose | 19/08/09

    She’s got a great body.. besides the fake boobs. But she’s just way too sluty and annoying for anyone to even appreciate it.

  44. Maha | 19/08/09

    I like her figure she is super hotttttt !!!

  45. Angie | 19/08/09

    okeey i do NOT love her but she´s hot :s

  46. samba | 20/08/09

    miss jessie- ha ha ha!!! so true!!! lol but i have to say she is also a butterface…however that body (altho fake) is pretty awesome! her bum looks way better than it used to! nic and pert and toned! nice hips and waist too! overall nice bod

  47. Oksana | 20/08/09

    I don’t really understand how some girls grow fat only on their butts but skinny everywhere else. If I lose weight my butt get thinner too.

  48. size--0 | 20/08/09

    Reminds me of Christina Aguilera “Come on Over” days.

  49. samba | 20/08/09

    malana- i agree i like slender hourglassy type figures too…or pear…watever…just slim with hips is nice imo…like, not fat ‘hips’ i hate it when ppl say that hipp ppl are fat…its just their bone structure. i like that its feminine

  50. Ss | 20/08/09

    I hate her body. I have exactly the same as hers…long torso/short legs. Same size..kill us!!

  51. Claire | 20/08/09

    I would never have thought she was 5′1. She looks a lot taller to me.

    I don’t find her face very attractive, all a little bit tacky and fake for my taste.

    She looked better with shorter hair imo.

  52. Duchess | 20/08/09

    She normally has so much make up plastered all over her face that it is interesting to see her without it. Now I can slightly recognise the pre-Spencer Heidi. She looks more normal here and less fake Playboy bunny girl.

    I didn’t think she was so short either. Her body is really good. She seems to hold most of her weight in her backside.

  53. Mickey von Dutch | 20/08/09

    I’m guessing she was aiming for something slighly different when she was posing for these pictures but they really made me laugh out loud. She is so preposterous in all her vanity that I can’t even comment on her appearance. She makes Phoebe Price look like a down- to-earth-kinda-girl.

  54. Deniz | 20/08/09

    She is ok, good body, blonde hair but!!,, she doesnt look something speacial, she is like any other,, There is nothing thAT makes her herself, when i see her pictures or look at her all i see is blonde hair and her body her true self inside out doesnt show itself..

  55. Rebecca | 20/08/09

    she has a fantastic body but still manages to be the opposite of sexy. i think maybe it’s that terrible horse face?..her performance is going to be pure comedy, i can’t wait

  56. Cherry | 20/08/09

    popcorn brain …. LOL

    She’s in really good shape and has a nice body (her tummy maybe a bit bloated?), but her face … I think its this awful blond. With brown hair, she would look much more natural and prettier.

  57. Sanne | 20/08/09

    So annoying! She looks good bodywise but I think she’s a little too addicted to the camera.

  58. drama queen | 20/08/09

    Good body. Horrible person.

  59. Alicia | 20/08/09

    The Miss Universe pageant is scaling back due to the economy and she was the only “singer” within budget.

  60. mars in velvet | 20/08/09

    She has a horrid body type, her legs are really short, and now that she gained weight it shows even more. Go back to your barbie doll days Heidi, you were still annoying, but at least you didn’t hurt my eyes, just my brain.

  61. kittensrfurry | 20/08/09

    this girl has nothing on the likes of Lauren or Audrina or Whitney when it comes to body and face.

    Hiedi just became too fake and she looks terrible with that yellow hair and her body might be tiny, but she isn’t sexy at all.

  62. snowdrop | 20/08/09

    ok… (sarcastic)

  63. Hullu | 20/08/09

    Annoying, but her body is HOT. Women in workout wear, OMG! Nothing hotter.

  64. Amy | 20/08/09

    She *has* got a good body. If she is pear-shaped, well, I’d rather have pear shape than any other body type.

  65. snowdrop | 20/08/09

    fashion sense of the girls of the playboy mansion

  66. hehr | 20/08/09

    wow, hate to admit… but she looks really good.

  67. Katrin | 20/08/09

    She does look good, but DAMN she’s annoying…

  68. safi | 20/08/09

    is it bad that i really hope the single bombs and neva reaches any kind of chart. so annoyin!

  69. Shae | 20/08/09

    She has some hips on here but I think she looks great. And while she’s probably set this whole photoshoot up, I think it’s the first time I’ve seen pictures of her which looked even 10% real. She doesn’t look at the camera once.

  70. Creepy Doll | 20/08/09

    She has an evil look

  71. emily | 20/08/09

    i wouldnt exactly categorize this one under “fit and gorgeous”
    she’s in shape but who really gives?

  72. Girl Butt | 20/08/09

    Hot body. Stupid gaping mouth. Silly, SILLY girl.

  73. Mel | 20/08/09

    She has a great body! She maybe be annoying, and desperate for attention, but her body is in amazing shape!

  74. Kianna | 20/08/09

    This girl just annoys me PERIOD! She reminds me of the “ditzy” side of Jessica Simpson who made comments about ‘Chicken of the Sea Tuna’…”was it tuna or chicken”, etc? She claims that she gained about 5 lbs of muscle…that she was doing weight work and could lift the equivalent of her (body) weight…that is how she got her butt more in shape or whatever it is she calls it. She used to be wider & flatter. Now her butt is a little bit more uplifted or so she claims. Her personality just reminds me of a combination of the “ditzy” side of Jessica Simpson & a non-partying, non-drug, non-drinking version of LiLo if LiLo weren’t drinking, partying and high on drugs. Maybe its Heidi’s long blonde lockes of hair? Linds…take note…this is what healthier blonde hair IS!

  75. aoife | 20/08/09

    cute little body but that is all, she has already ruined her looks which is a shame for someone so young!

  76. arat | 20/08/09

    Haha “perhaps preening…” Of course! I don’t think there is any paparazzi camera that is able to take pics from every angle from outside a dance studio. It seems like she lives to prance around like her sh*t doesn’t stink. Hahaha…pretty funny

  77. christinaberry | 20/08/09

    I just don’t think she has that great of a body – where are the muscles? She’s edging on skinny-fat. The other dancers actually have fabulous, muscular bodies.

  78. Nikki | 20/08/09

    She annoys me beyond belief. Someone throw her off the face of the earth

  79. annabells | 20/08/09

    wow she really has an amazing body. One of the best I’ve seen. It reminds me of britney spears’ amazing body when she first started out. I can’t stand heidi montag but these pics are rly sensational. Wowzers.

  80. Dr. Truth | 20/08/09

    I wonder how many flies her mouth catches a day.

  81. Cossey | 20/08/09

    yum yum yum!!!

  82. LisaLu | 20/08/09

    What is a butterface?

  83. Lily | 20/08/09

    She looked sooooooo much better before all the plastic surgery. Her face was fuller and so pretty. now it’s just so long and thin. she doesn’t look right.

  84. chrissa | 20/08/09

    NASTY FACE…

  85. Lucy | 20/08/09

    Ohy my god, this chick is sooo annoying. Her posing looks so stupid.

  86. sashafierce | 20/08/09

    i think she has one of the best bodies in hollywood

  87. whocares | 20/08/09

    Reminds me of a pre-teen dancing in front of the mirror in her bedroom. “I’m such a sexy girl! *squeal!*”

  88. teagirl | 20/08/09

    she’s got a nice body, but her face isn’t my favorite.

  89. step girl | 20/08/09

    It’s all been said… great body, annoying personality, fugly face, wish she’d go away forever.

  90. Nina | 20/08/09

    You really can’t deny that she has a good body.. Her lower body doesn’t as tight/toned/thin as her upper body. And she looks so much prettier here than on previous posts!

  91. ana | 20/08/09

    did anyone else notice that in the second picture her wedding ring changes hands?!

  92. ash | 20/08/09

    did anyone notice how the dancer in the blue tshirt in the second picture looks a little like mj? weird..

  93. starfire | 20/08/09

    She’s not posing, she’s rehearsing a choreographed dance routine and the “poses” are simply the moments the picture was taken. The wedding ring does not change hands. If you’ll notice, some of the pictures are taken directly, while others are taken from the mirror.

    She has a fantastic body.

  94. crystal | 20/08/09

    @ ASH.. I thought it was Mr. Jackson too.. crazy

  95. zooey | 20/08/09

    everything about her is appalling to me…ick…gross…

  96. MScotton | 20/08/09

    I’d take Alexa Chung’s body over this ones any day! Do not like the last picture at all.

  97. Peanut | 20/08/09

    OOO hunny, look at those hips!

  98. JoeMama | 20/08/09

    Agreed, Spencer taints this girl. Oh well.

    And Starfire – silly girl, even if the picture is taken in front of the mirror, her wedding ring still changes from her left to her right hand. Perhaps she just took it off and put it on her right hand, but it has nothing to do with the mirror. :) LOL.

  99. Persephone | 20/08/09

    B took my comment. she looks icky, like she is smelly and dirty. No wonder she was freaking out over her shampoo on that get me out of here I am a wannabe celebrity show.

  100. Jillian | 20/08/09

    Her body looks great. I don’t have anything else nice to say however.

  101. Kianna | 20/08/09

    To: LisaLu: butterface = everything looks good but her face

  102. AngelaB | 20/08/09

    Her body is fine, but I can’t see much past her annoyingness.

  103. Loulou | 20/08/09

    AMAZING BODY!! I’m not a big fan of hers but omg who the hell can say those hips are big?! She looks curvy and toned, It’s called ‘womanly curves’ and damn small ones at that! Now the anorexics can go eat some more lettuce…

  104. BiRd | 20/08/09

    is she dancing or posing??
    nice body anyways…

  105. WannaBeSkinny | 20/08/09

    She doesnt look like anything special. Just like any other girl out there.

  106. Gaviota | 20/08/09

    she is annoying as hell!! but she does have a nice body… I’m not even going to hate…

  107. spanktacular | 20/08/09

    She has a hot body.

  108. Mer | 20/08/09

    Wow. She is hideous looking.

  109. Kristin | 20/08/09

    damn, as annoying as she is, you can’t deny her banging body!!

  110. Brienne | 20/08/09

    On the topic of body gossip , yes , heidi has a nice body, now… as for talent? hmm maybe well save that for another time : P

  111. ellie | 20/08/09

    i believe her pants are by the brand “so low”

  112. sandywood | 20/08/09

    I hate her, but she has a great body.. and I hate her hair too!

  113. missbbb | 20/08/09

    what I don’t understand with some of you is that women are SUPPOSE to have hips even if they are skinny what the heck

  114. lakendra | 20/08/09

    she’s definitely annoying but there’s no doubt she has a great figure. i happen to have those same pants and it’s nice to know they make everyone look hippy.(referring to the last pic)

  115. Angie | 20/08/09

    She has a great body but I cannot stand her. It’s probably just me but she reminds me of Avril Lavigne for some reason. Extremely annoying.

  116. elin | 20/08/09

    Can. Not. Stand. Her.

    I really can’t, but I have to admit she has a nice body.

  117. ms_benes | 20/08/09

    I always thought she was much taller.

  118. NatNat | 20/08/09

    The woman is vile but I have to admit she has a fit body. Looks good in these photos, shame she doesn’t have the personality to match. She and her equally vile husband really are a pair of prats.

  119. louise | 20/08/09

    Wow she looks good…….i love her body…very nice….but i don’t like her or spencer :(

    and ps Rian a jude law post please!

  120. T. | 21/08/09

    Is it not a bit cruel to invite someone who looks like her to perform at a beauty pageant?

    All the beauty queens will make her feel bad about her stumpy, disproportional legs, her massive chin and her lackluster facial features.

    Who is she anyway? Hollywood’s token fugly?

  121. Shala | 21/08/09

    uuuuuh aaaaah sexy sexy yeaaaaaaaah….. Ready with the blowjob look- five six seven eight…. Great Heidi!

  122. Matilda | 21/08/09

    She’s one of the few people who really brings out the worst in me… I just want to punch her. I don’t know why.

  123. ajt | 21/08/09

    I can’t stop laughing at her sexy faces. The last pic looks like she’s yawning. The rest have me picturing a guy trying really hard not to laugh at the dumb as a rock hot piece he’s trying to do. Kind of like Anna Farris’ character in House Bunny. Too bad Heidi really means it. LMFAO. Her body is great except I never realized how short her legs are. She should burn those pants and then disappear out of the spotlight forever.

  124. Ashie | 21/08/09

    so unclassy… kinda like a parasite or like leech either way the bane of society…

  125. princess | 21/08/09

    okaaa.i know everyone said shes anoyinn & she is,but this qirl has an amazinnq bodyyy.

  126. RX77 | 21/08/09

    Wow, seriously.

  127. Nikki | 21/08/09

    i have no idea who she is but hot, HOT body. I am jealous

  128. Anastacia | 21/08/09

    her body is in shape… can’t say it’s not…
    but I wish I could, cause this girl is stupid!! everthing about her looks fake and dumb -.-

  129. lili | 21/08/09

    Her face is super manly and her hips are HUGE.

  130. Kristi | 22/08/09

    Her lust for fame disgusts me. Her 60 seconds is over. Go back to the jungle with Spencer and stay there. No one wants to see your annoying face anymore.

  131. Claire | 22/08/09

    60 seconds?? Be fair, she’s still got 14 minutes.

  132. courtney | 2/09/09

    that line down the centre of her stomach is usually only there when people have given birth before…?
    I think she looks great but yes, incredibly annoying