I remember when she won some mens magazine ‘Sexiest Women In the World’ 2 years in a row and I thought, ‘What planet are these men on??!!’
She’s so,so boring. Every time I see her it’s the same hair, same sort of clothes, same kind of shoes, same look….I think she is plain, plain, plain. There is no character to her at all. I wouldn’t look twice or probably even once if she passed me in the street. Her body is blah, no boobs, no shape….People go on about her but she’s as plain as cardboard to me!

I sometimes make up words.